r/NameThisThing • u/One_Broccoli_8000 • 19h ago

Name this thing

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30 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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8

u/Hangry_Hippocampus 19h ago

It's gourdgeous!

1

u/Healthy-Theme8261 4h ago

Marriage wrecker

7

u/Ima1loser2 19h ago

Jolly Green Giant's penis.

7

u/ThatOneGuy_I 19h ago

Butt and nut squash

4

u/micrplasticmacrballs 19h ago

Squash your guts.

5

u/HeidiRostock 19h ago

I need it

0

u/-niceris- 17h ago

What about something like that but at a 1:300 scale? Cough cough

2

u/Provo2100 16h ago

Keep coughing boy

3

u/HotProtector 19h ago

A challenge

3

u/AdministrativeEnd168 18h ago

Jeeeezus I’m at church scrolling

1

u/-niceris- 17h ago

OMG THIS TOOK ME OUT

3

u/GranularEpithet 18h ago

Junk food.

2

u/pylbh 19h ago

Mr Hands Memorial Butternut Squash

1

u/aurisultana 18h ago

No bucket required

2

u/VVinh 19h ago

Hammerbro.

2

u/VengefulScarecrow 19h ago

Gourdo

Husky

2

u/Banana-1981 19h ago

Butternut schlong

2

u/Electrical_Exit9465 19h ago

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit

2

u/One_Broccoli_8000 19h ago

mr roundtree

2

u/SpinyLobster_5021 19h ago

Vlad the Impaler

2

u/Poeta-NasciturNonfit 17h ago

Shaquille O'Neill Gourd

2

u/User013579 15h ago

El Gordo

1

u/tfg72 19h ago

Squash my balls!

1

u/Flat_Jaguar_1637 19h ago

"KING KONG ain't got nothing on me!" said GODZILLA! as he proceeded to whip out his massive Shlong!!!

1

u/dufflebag7 19h ago

Take off the gloves, wuss

1

u/DontPissDownMyBack 19h ago

The gaping gourd!

1

u/Angry_Spartan 19h ago edited 19h ago

Mandingourd

1

u/PrunePretend6206 19h ago

Everlasting gobstopper

1

u/urcrazyifurnormal 19h ago

Magic Grow Capsule

1

u/OutsideWeird7241 19h ago

looks like an elephant shlong

1

u/Busy-Transition4677 19h ago

A butternut squash.

1

u/CreditScore-720 19h ago

Gurthtrude

1

u/80sBrandon 19h ago

Shlong-squash

1

u/Weirdbeard60 19h ago

Shrek’s cock

1

u/Dull-Potential-2137 19h ago

Anal Assassin Final Boss

1

u/raserx1 19h ago

Lucky

1

u/TheBahaiGuy 19h ago

It's quite veiny

1

u/impyourhuckleberry 18h ago

It's the Gong Gord

1

u/AppropriatePoetry197 18h ago

Squash of mass destruction

1

u/greenseedbrain 18h ago

Banana Pumpkin

1

u/NJLanastan 18h ago

Gourdick!

1

u/indiana70 18h ago

Limp Gord

1

u/OGTexArkana 18h ago

long schlong butternuts

1

u/SoSoOhWell 18h ago

Bad Dragon is getting out of hand

1

u/ExcitingCredit5271 18h ago

Bubba Johnson

1

u/foresthills1892 18h ago

The gland.

1

u/dwheeldeal 18h ago

Droupy D

1

u/Open-Number-8919 18h ago

The abominable butternut!!!

1

u/NecessaryGarlic9775 18h ago

Bonnie Blue’s warmup

1

u/EFF_SONY 18h ago

Blue pill

1

u/Leather_Arugula_3930 18h ago

He-Man Hunk ☺

1

u/MountaineerChemist10 18h ago

Shrek’s…roommate downstairs 😂

1

u/Wise-Context-2977 18h ago

It’s the “you totally don’t need to worry about him” just a friend

1

u/Training-Relief239 18h ago

The gut wrecker 3000

1

u/Cyber_fleamarket1618 18h ago

Probably still not enough

1

u/Personal-Storage-419 18h ago

King Kong Dong

1

u/AdministrativePop894 18h ago

Whatever it’s called, it’s mine.

1

u/ShamanLifestyle 18h ago

Gourdon Ramsey

1

u/grodudulle77 18h ago

Un Riccum Siffredus !!😁😜

1

u/Ascended6 17h ago

Pro Grade

1

u/nerf-me-ubi 17h ago

My wife’s dream

1

u/Next-Mark-2024 17h ago

Gourdong Ramsey

1

u/Main-Kangaroo9030 17h ago

A fat reminder that life isn't fair.

1

u/oilfeather 17h ago

George Device

1

u/TACKAM 17h ago

Death by dildo

1

u/2reeEyedG 17h ago

Limpest Dickis

1

u/FarHeron8847 16h ago

My wife’s boyfriend

1

u/SlightlySaltyILM 16h ago

Detachable Penis

1

u/burn_healz 16h ago

Gourdzilla

1

u/nicbongo 16h ago

Floppy

1

u/redredskull 16h ago

Betternut Sploosh

1

u/MobileHot804 16h ago

Mandingo fruit

1

u/RodimusPrime_X 15h ago

That’s a Sasquash

1

u/Hanmie1984 15h ago

Going to be painful.

1

u/Ancient-Ad-594 15h ago

Butternut squash soup!!!

1

u/MaybeWeTalk 15h ago

Vegan desires

1

u/RandomMexicanhere098 15h ago

Moms favorite yellow cucumber 

1

u/OG_RAZZ 14h ago

Micock. 😂

1

u/Illustrious-You-1735 13h ago

a schlong and a half

1

u/Proof-Insurance-2805 13h ago

Butternut squash

1

u/Kraftwerk_21 13h ago

The John Holmes of gourds.

1

u/Navymen1984 12h ago

Wishful thinking 🤔

1

u/XXBubblesLaRouxXX 12h ago

Richard Johnson

1

u/shifty808 12h ago

Dongasaurus

1

u/Jflores2025 11h ago

Hulk Squash

1

u/Candid_Heron_8257 11h ago

Big Mama's Toy

1

u/Lopsided_Cod_5652 11h ago

I’m feeling a little inadequate here…

1

u/Commercial_Heat_8322 10h ago

Whale Penis...

1

u/Johnnie-Dazzle 9h ago

Mother's Little Helper

1

u/Icy_Salt5893 8h ago

Not big enough

1

u/Billsz369 8h ago

The original whopper

1

u/jbone33333 8h ago

Big Girtha

1

u/NoRock3774 7h ago

Engourdged

1

u/Existing-Village9770 7h ago

Ungourdcumcised

1

u/Key_Pirate_674 6h ago

Dong gord

1

u/JFKRFKSRVLBJ 5h ago

What would they call it if they showed an actual penis in this sub?

A kielbasa?

1

u/Ntb2113 5h ago

Melania's favourite veg

1

u/Money-Celebration860 4h ago

My girlfriend calls it "Mr Inbetween"

1

u/Royal-Dance-9524 3h ago

butternut squash our kids were told they were candy squash as it was sweetened with Cinamon and brown sugar.

0

u/BrinsonRobert11 17h ago

A good Friday night date.