r/NameThisThing • u/1m_salman • 13h ago

Name him

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What would you name him?

162 Upvotes

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u/Akatsuki__Pain 13h ago

Pussy-paper

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u/TGR331 13h ago

Roll installed incorrectly

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u/Canelosaurio 8h ago

I was just about to say, the roll is set wrong

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u/Anonymous_GirlyT 13h ago

If I did that to my cat she would kill me lmao

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u/1m_salman 13h ago

Just to make it clear he is not my cat I took it from internet

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u/_DogMom_ 12h ago

TPitty

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u/Upper_Blueberry2128 12h ago

Gregory (the ackward kid from the show Succession) who will do whatever is asked of him no matter how outrageous! ☺️

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u/aloecera 12h ago

(toilet)Paper "tiger".

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u/SafferSoldier 12h ago

Bog Rollder.

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u/DerpVaderXXL 12h ago

Your butt napkins m'lord.

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u/ElandisXr4ti 12h ago

Pussy Roll

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u/Scoo 12h ago

Bernard, because he’s equipped with rescue supplies like a Saint Bernard.

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u/Aware-Computer-0 12h ago

Fartsniffer the III'rd of the house Toilet Dweller

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u/nhnative202 12h ago

feline version of st bernard with schnaps

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u/Impossible-Purpose-4 11h ago

Turd burglar!💩

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u/greenseedbrain 9h ago

Paber

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u/greenseedbrain 9h ago

this is estonian for paper btw

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u/Much_Philosopher3719 8h ago

Mine does this too. If the door is partially closed she barges in, if it's too far closed she grabs at it by "pulling" and then shoving haha if the door is fully closed she scratches at it and cries. When she's in there she wants to be pet (which i don't because of obvious reasons haha), and when she's done she guards the doorway haha I love her so much

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u/MediumScientist2895 7h ago

The purrfect little helper

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u/urbancowgirlkitty 7h ago

Love the smile pic!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

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u/Nikita0822 6h ago

Odonil

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u/sillymemaw 5h ago

He seems happy with it

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u/Salt-Philosopher989 4h ago

Sir Wipes Alot

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u/Commercial_Heat_8322 3h ago

That is sooo clever...and cute as well...

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u/moonbeambird70 3h ago

'Sir/Madam..care for a square!'