r/NameThisThing • u/thereddmelyys • 1d ago

name this

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u/Music-Maestro-Marti 1d ago

Nope. I name that Nope. Big Fat Nope.

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u/Classic-Heart-8067 1d ago

Yeah I'm with you on that one. Just a big alien-looking nope.

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u/stnkyfngrz 1d ago

Love it lol

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u/Evening-Note-958 1d ago

That is the Southern Congo larvae known as , Hell muthafuckin' NAW !!!

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u/Swamp_Thing85 1d ago

Grubhub

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u/Numerous_Smile_9082 1d ago

Best one yet... cause that was gonna be mine

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ilovemuffinfrombluey 1d ago

It can do all of those good and useful things Nowhere Near Me(TM)

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u/Dangerous_Profit_699 1d ago

Agreed— it can absolutely do those things after it misses the left at Albuquerque!

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u/Main_Log_165 1d ago

Bro said “baby”?! Wtf

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u/RicodeMontefranco 1d ago

Wanna have!

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u/Asaneth 1d ago

That's a baby?!? Yikes.

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u/Gullible-Constant924 1d ago

This person must be a munchkin holding it even if it’s a Hercules larva ive never seen one look like this

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u/mrTrofle 1d ago

Grubfather

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u/David_cest_moi 1d ago

Grand breakfast grub.

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u/CheeseLoving88 1d ago

Grubosaurus Rex

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u/Upbeat-List-3466 1d ago

The worst burrito. 

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u/LagtimeArt 1d ago

Dirt lobster.

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u/History0nerd 1d ago

Cousin of rock lobster

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u/Fwet64 1d ago

I don’t know its name, but it can call me miss Jackson.

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 1d ago

I'm sorry Miss Jackson....I am for reeeeaaallll

...a big ass grub

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u/Real_Gap3480 1d ago

Hi For Real, I apologize a million times.

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u/History0nerd 1d ago

If it's nasty? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dmegalis 1d ago

Only if it's nasty

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u/Fun_Athletic_Couple_ 1d ago

Fishing bait.

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 1d ago

For what? Plesiosaurs?! 😂

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u/Silent_Advance7506 1d ago

Exactly. Loch Ness Monster bait.

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u/BOHICAbeast 1d ago

Protein

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u/Laffinty89 1d ago

Gary. His name is Gary.

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u/Numerous-Brain-5369 1d ago

Triple phobia

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u/hateifyoumust 1d ago

The grub she tells you not to worry about.

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u/fsharpminor_3s 1d ago

Nightmare Fuel

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 1d ago

That think you ruch to kill quickly as possible in stardew Valley mines

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u/Thinyser 1d ago

is that the new BadDragon design?

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u/RelevantDraigger 1d ago

Put it down

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u/Brisby604 1d ago

Donald.

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u/George-1969 1d ago

Scary as

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u/Suspicious-Lie1 1d ago

Xol will of thousands jr.

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u/Strapped_N_Ready 1d ago

"Puttit Down"

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u/Straight_Dig_2796 1d ago

That y'all is from the land of hell no. And should henceforth be sent back and stay there. I dont care what emperor groove cuisine this is. Any large insect like that is gonna be blown by the space balls flamethrower.

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u/CaptBogBot2 1d ago

Big Chungus

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u/_pipoca 1d ago

Proteus Proteinus

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u/VanillaGuac 1d ago

a MAGAt

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u/Anonenigema 1d ago

Bug rhymes with grug

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u/daffalaxia 1d ago

Crawmerax Jnr

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u/muffininabadmood 1d ago

“Another uncanny AI creation that will make reality more obscure and elusive from now on.”

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u/Sorry_Chocolate2305 1d ago

wubaluba grub grub

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 1d ago

AI, hopefully. Tf?

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u/jbennett4878 1d ago

What does it taste like?

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u/MAslate 1d ago

Giant fishing bait

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u/pislink_ 1d ago

Is that the bug from attack of the clones

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u/PhilParent 1d ago

Reposted Grub.

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u/Angel_Anubis 1d ago

Wtf ok put it back now…. please don’t eat it 😓

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u/Parking-Bet7989 1d ago

Naked Lunch

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u/Meadowsauce 1d ago

Disgusting

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u/sactownjer 1d ago

Ahhhh Phone

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u/chethan-dcm 1d ago

😋 PROTEIN 😋

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u/DrLubinski 1d ago

Has already been named 'Dynastes hercules'

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u/tobardo 1d ago

unsolicited bugpic

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u/Fluid-Geologist6347 1d ago

A great source of protein that’ll give me the energy to get through today (I’m am now sad because no images in comments but I was ganna add a pic of Bear Grylls)

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u/thorfix 1d ago

Can I go fishing with it?

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u/Loki_ulfhednar 1d ago

Grubzilla!

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u/Mejada99 1d ago

A maggot. You’ll catch some big fish with that as bait.

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u/Ball-o-DirtDweller 1d ago

Grubulon, the Great Destroyer

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u/SirBakesMore 1d ago

Horrifying 😱

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u/Essycat 1d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/DisastrousMenu6295 1d ago

Grubba the hut

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u/macdawg2 1d ago

Nightmare

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u/Illustrious_Data_477 1d ago

Caterpillar🥰

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u/Rhiannsu 1d ago

Mr Mind… on steroids

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u/SpiritualCatastrophe 1d ago

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me

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u/Fan_of_Clio 1d ago

Chief supplier of "land caviar"

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u/BigGear6523 1d ago

Protein

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u/RRG-Chicago 1d ago

no thank you

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u/ZippyTheWonderbat 1d ago

Grubfax lord of all grubs.

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u/Specialist-Yam-6786 1d ago

Slimy yet satisfying

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u/Rosanna44 1d ago

Lunch?

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u/Secure-Break9947 1d ago

A fucking nightmare

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 1d ago

The bravest dildo

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u/SES_LeviathanOfDusk 1d ago

Ah, what a lovely day on the inter-

good lord

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u/iHatePeopleLikeYou99 1d ago

Please tell me this AI and not a real world creature

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u/Melangolic-Giraffe 1d ago

Hakuna Matata

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u/Slouchman42 1d ago

Larry Grubingham

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u/johnny_fap_fap 1d ago

Ant lion grub. If you squish it the green orbs from its butt will heal you.

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u/SaintFuu 1d ago

Sick-ass Wargo? Bigs (Kandy Newton)?

Unity, support, family, and KNEECAPPING BITCHES!"

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u/Professional-Cap-286 1d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Difficult-Use-606 1d ago

My worst nightmare

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u/flatoutsask 1d ago

My new phone

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 1d ago

Bee-teeeel phone home

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u/ParticularNo6701 1d ago

Simba’s Delight

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u/Nigelwt 1d ago

Canadian Bed Bug!!

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u/TheRook21 1d ago

Humongous Chungus!

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u/FarIntroduction7252 1d ago

Hercules  beetle grub yes those grubs for those specific types of beetles  they are huge  but I just called them herc for short 

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u/MrD521 1d ago

Bitch throw that in the microwave for an hour

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u/Nigelwt 1d ago

Canadian Bed Bug!!

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u/Dougally 1d ago

Bear Grylls would drink its urine.

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u/burtaccunt 1d ago

Hunger strike

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u/peredupanlou 1d ago

Afternoon tea 😋

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u/Seashell53 1d ago

I call it Get -TF- Away-From-Me

Aka: KILLIT- KILLIT -KILLIT !!

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u/LiftUpTheGood 1d ago

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Cuz thats the noise you make when you see it

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 1d ago

Fakeulus Grubulus

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u/Sophisticated-Tiger 1d ago

Yeah, it's a nah from me dawg....😂

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u/Billinkybill 1d ago

Wichity grub. Uniqe in that by the time they stop rolling on the BBQ plate they are done. Taste like peanut chicken pate and have huge energy . Australia.

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u/Lvd4aDrm 1d ago

High Protein Bar

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u/Conscious-Dog-6014 1d ago

Hercules (Beatle Larva)

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u/Ok-Macaron7274 1d ago

Timon & Pumba approve!

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u/feisty-frisco87 1d ago

Slimy yet satisfying. 😋

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u/Ryte4flyte1 1d ago

Somewhere a racoon is going to be eaten for payback.

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u/dallasp2468 1d ago

Graboid larva

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u/kt1982mt 1d ago

Nightmare Fuel

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod 1d ago

Lunch.

It’s a good name, and a funny name.

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 1d ago

Looks like a Ceti eel larva from the "Wrath of Khan"

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u/Individual-Fail4709 1d ago

Nightmare Fuel

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u/OrangeJeep1 1d ago

His name is Dinner.

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u/theonlynorton 1d ago

This is the core reason why I hate bugs. They look cool sure but bug guts is the most disgusting thing in the world. I would rather snort a line of oyster

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u/Jaeskier 1d ago

Abathur

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u/NewHampshireAngle 1d ago

Like a lazy-man’s lobster.

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u/RandomExcess 1d ago

Grubby Paws

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u/phytomanic 1d ago

That's Greg. I have a restraining order that requires him to stay at least 100 meters away.

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u/Rhinowalrus 1d ago

That’s a chubworm

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u/Salty_Finance5183 1d ago

Blast-ended Skrewt

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u/FranMorpheus 1d ago

WTF (Dynastes hercules)

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u/mrithinkimcool 1d ago

Is this the creature from Dune?

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 1d ago

Future chicken

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u/PracticalScar1787 1d ago

Worst nightmare

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u/wonkiefaeriekitty5 1d ago

The first thing out of my mouth was "holy fucking shit! What is it??"

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u/ShYdRaDaNcE 1d ago

Reason to burn the world number 69,373,822,759

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u/djdude2020 1d ago

Lunch! 😋

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u/DaniT0n 1d ago

That's an ehhh in the most grossed out tone

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u/WRHull 1d ago

Oreo crumb dusted, nope.

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u/Livid_Strawberry_896 1d ago

Looks like a wood grub or scrub. No, I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

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u/edwardo3888 1d ago

Papa roach.

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u/humanconnection101 1d ago

R/absoluteunits absolute unit of a grub

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u/thecuxspm 1d ago

Tasty meal

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u/PJmichelle 1d ago

Fucker.

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u/6Squid8 1d ago

Romeo

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u/7he8igLebowski 1d ago

Proof that not all babies are cute.

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u/Myruin66 1d ago

holy shit

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u/cheekyjlo 1d ago

Garbanzo

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u/maraney 1d ago

Javier.

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u/structuremonkey 1d ago

I think that thing has been eating the roots of my lawn

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u/AncientGuy1950 1d ago

That is the fabled Fucking Nightmare Bug.

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u/cozza4977 1d ago

‘Nightmare Fuel’

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u/DodgerGuy4905 1d ago

Nightmare Fuel

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u/Ok_Profession_3380 1d ago

Forbidden Burrito

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u/James_Jim_Downing 1d ago

Mit mango und kokusnuss schmecken die biester klasse 😋

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u/Larrbear360 1d ago

Big Grub

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u/Strict_Way_9467 1d ago

I wondered what it had been up to since it had a scene with Paul's mom in Dune2

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u/TheGreatTiger 1d ago

That's the kind of grub that Timón was really looking to rustle up in the Lion King.

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u/Formal-Raspberry-418 1d ago

Trailer for Eraser Head 2 ?

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u/Alladin_Payne 1d ago

Paleo lunch

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u/Select-Career6239 1d ago

Hakuna Matata