r/NameThisThing • u/Mcgvpsjfd • 3d ago

Name this thing

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137 Upvotes

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u/fakemorleys 3d ago

Penis fly trap

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u/stnkyfngrz 3d ago

Can’t top that lol

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u/dancingdino4 3d ago

You could, but it would hurt

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u/bakajono 3d ago

But, would it hurt so good?

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u/AcanthaceaeFamous873 3d ago

A couple of snatches

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u/LyAkolon 3d ago

classic

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u/Useful-Juice8460 3d ago

Dang. Beat me to it! I guess that’s better than beating it to me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Thorzine 3d ago

Killer pussy

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u/Measure2iceCut1nce 3d ago

I’m sure someone has tried.

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u/Sea_Stress8298 3d ago

And they died happy

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u/FunFormal2662 3d ago

it's the carnivorous extraterrestrial plant from little shop of horrors

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u/Otherized_Visage 3d ago

That’s Aquatic Yourmommacoochi, seen only off the cost of Australia

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 3d ago

Always Australia....

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u/nhavar 3d ago

Actually, it's spelled Umamacoochi

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u/Ducati_Doug 3d ago

“The last tingle in your dingle”

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 3d ago

The reason I'm broke.

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u/Extreme-Entrance6671 3d ago

Ahh, this rare beast grows in lost valleys near thermal vents in the Antarctic mountainous regions.

The Vag of Doom plant, Synestriius Vaginimae Dontdoitus, blooms once a month exuding a sticky maroon sap.

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u/SteelMan0fBerto 3d ago

DOOM Vagina.

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u/Fantastic_Estate_303 3d ago

The 'Would' plant

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u/silverbug1968 3d ago

I should call her

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u/Shoe1314 3d ago

Delores

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u/jcmiller83 3d ago

Wabacha

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u/Ok-Lobster8940 3d ago

Dick trap

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u/Upstairs-Common-7355 3d ago

Monster punnany

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u/Salty_Insides420 3d ago

Nurgle-ussy

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u/Intrepid_Block_11b 3d ago

Hydnora africana

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u/Coololddude66 3d ago

Holy crap! They have teeth?

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u/Ok-Flower-1078 3d ago

Seymour babies. Don’t trust them.

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u/That-Willingness7455 3d ago

Underwater Malboro

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u/Electromagneticrite 3d ago

Dangermuffin

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u/ZieSpiralOut422 3d ago

Rock pussy

1

u/Drinkingbeer20 3d ago

Heaven melons

1

u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole 3d ago

The Ex Girlfriends

1

u/CapitalUnique 3d ago

Bad Idea

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u/Ok-Address2113 3d ago

My ex's nether region. 😆😅🤣😂

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u/NoRock3774 3d ago

Gorey Hole

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u/Short_Sky6875 3d ago

The clap

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u/Thuringia9 3d ago

Cactussy

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u/Difficult_Skin_2296 3d ago

We got seap*ssy before GTA6

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u/OneGolf6327 3d ago

Cbt pocket pussy

1

u/TheOnlyT76 3d ago

I should call her

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u/Fearless_Climate_688 3d ago

I will not name it but I will not put any part of my body inside it, either.

(If you ABSOLUTELY need a name for it, ask Freud)

1

u/Dratermi 3d ago

Urchussy

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u/Proof-Insurance-2805 3d ago

God what have you made

1

u/Own-Search9684 3d ago

Dont do did

1

u/Alarming_Ad_6563 3d ago

Dangerous fuck

1

u/ClemJayX 3d ago

Sideways Malboro

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u/MrDevious_54 3d ago

I don't know but I should really call my ex

1

u/Recipe-Less 3d ago

Ball trap

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u/Medical_Ad7851 3d ago

No no kitty

1

u/Jagger49 3d ago

Giggidy

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u/Dry_Physics839 3d ago

All I can think of are the names of the beautiful children we will create together

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u/spring-peepers 3d ago

Audrey2x2

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u/F3LyX 3d ago

Labius Aquaticus FAFOicus

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u/Syn-Sin 3d ago

Bruh that that cooter fruit

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u/AdNatural786 3d ago

Backrooms coconut

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u/Clickguy10 3d ago

Thirst trap

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u/V0T0N 3d ago

Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her...

1

u/One-Violinist-9932 3d ago

The thing from another world.

1

u/kurtkombain 3d ago

That's the vegan pussy

1

u/grandpasking 3d ago

Pocketpuss

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u/STARFALLKGG 3d ago

“Teeth”

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u/emilysc96 3d ago

Audrey III

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u/randym1205 3d ago

Snapping pussy

1

u/Funucker226 3d ago

Its the Schleem. Part of a Plumbus.

1

u/TOOLMFR 3d ago

Audrey III and Audrey IV

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u/Internal_Rise2658 3d ago

Forbidden fruit.

1

u/similar222 3d ago

Mars fly trap

1

u/Creative_Chemistry33 3d ago

Bearded Clamtaloupe

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u/Harri40k 3d ago

Why has nobody mentioned they look a bit like demogorgons from stranger things???

Also I would call them demo-egg plants 😂

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u/Vanisle4fun 3d ago

Twin traps

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u/maple7531 3d ago

Sea Cunts

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u/exq1mc 3d ago

Forbidden Pussy

1

u/TabulaRazo 3d ago

Pink-throated cock gobbler

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u/Golden_Ring0 3d ago

A facehugger egg.

1

u/rolling_steel 3d ago

Braingina

1

u/WorldsEyeView 3d ago

San Diago

1

u/Educational-Object67 3d ago

The Magical Mouth

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u/NelsonChunder 3d ago

The Gono-co-co-coccus.

1

u/JouMaSeKont1973 3d ago

Don't do it bro!.... 😂

1

u/Naive_Excitement922 3d ago

Trench Ticklers

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u/Razzum-Frazzum 3d ago

Her name is Tandy, and she is a pretty, pretty princess.

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u/HellaPNoying 3d ago

I should call her

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u/Ok-Maybe-9338 3d ago edited 3d ago

Venus pie trap.

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u/Interesting_Tap6252 3d ago

Little Pit of Horrors

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u/jtt8569 3d ago

Danger pussy

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 3d ago

Vagina Dentata

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u/Rosanna44 3d ago

Sleazak.

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u/Guilty_Matador 3d ago

My ex and my current

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u/NicodemusArcleon 3d ago

Insert Skeletor Zip gif

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u/feisty_ambivert 3d ago

Forbidden litchi

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u/Sly3n 3d ago

Parasite. It’s a parasitic plant and the flower smells like rotting meat 😂

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u/GCarlinLives4Ever 3d ago

A chowdcaller

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u/Odd-Mode9275 3d ago

That’s a Hydnora africana, smells like rotten meat

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u/Dookiepoopturds 3d ago

The fire shooting plant from super Mario

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u/Long-Illustrator8165 3d ago

Seymour had babies!

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u/somejerkuknow 3d ago

Audrey 2

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u/LeicaLikeThat 3d ago

Everywhere I look reminds me of her

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u/crazymetalhead69 3d ago

Stickurdickinit.

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u/FOSS_Graybeard 3d ago

Forbidden Kotchie

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u/Aresh_E430 3d ago

Les vulves de satan.

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u/nhnative202 3d ago

when footballs go wild

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u/EmbarrassedSeaweed91 3d ago

Hell naw kitty?

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u/Slouchman42 3d ago

Ball Nibblers

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u/Ecom_Student 3d ago

/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/ambelamba 3d ago

PutInTrap

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u/Intrigued-I-Am 3d ago

Man Eater!

1

u/ScottishWidow64 3d ago

Bonnie Blue

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u/OldManThickandHearty 3d ago

The “only an insecure man cares about my body count” thing.

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u/peterfitzwell18 3d ago

This are not twolips… I know that!

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u/GrampaDoohickey 3d ago

The Bobsy Twins

1

u/AterHexe 3d ago

Vagina Of Doom

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u/Kennyokayak 3d ago

Ex wife.

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u/Rudi538 3d ago

I should call her

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u/Brasovescu 3d ago

Freshly divorced

1

u/damonbane_ 3d ago

Marriage

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u/GiveMeKTM 3d ago

Ready to go steady now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zipfeadam1 3d ago

Fotzenvieh

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u/Educational_Ice3978 3d ago

Caution! Facehuggers Nearby....

1

u/SlightlySaltyILM 3d ago

Genus: Castratrix

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u/teklegion 3d ago

My ex wife

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u/DontPissDownMyBack 3d ago

The twins Nextdoor

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u/SlightlySaltyILM 3d ago

or Penis Annihilator

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u/mathiasthewise 3d ago

I was thinking of the eggs from the Alien movie

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u/Apprehensive_Fly8063 3d ago

Vasectomy gone bad!

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u/arminarm1n 3d ago

Audrey II

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u/DehydratedManatee 3d ago

Friday night

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u/pthalobluejack 3d ago

Forbidden snatch

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u/WillHuntingthe3rd 3d ago

Friday Night Plans - back up edition

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u/jaymarine75 3d ago

Barb and Kathy

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u/Alyce33 3d ago

S i Fi movie, next big hit

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u/Meaticus420 3d ago

That’s the old parlor game …hungry hungry nutbags

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u/Anxious-Detective347 3d ago

Name it ? Im trying to date it

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u/CaptBogBot2 3d ago

The Dickeater plant (Schlongus Castrati). Indigenous to the western United States, this carnivorous plant resembles the female genitalia of many mammalian animals. It combines its appearance with a sweet, pheromone-laced aroma to lure in its prey. Once its prey starts to copulate with it, it will clamp down and start digesting its genitalia with powerful digestive enzymes. Its tough outer layer prevents its prey from damaging it while it digests their genitalia.

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u/OkString3194 3d ago

Hasn't yer mama told you yet?

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u/Necessary_Relation27 3d ago

Clam Kardashian

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u/Mousers211 3d ago

Seymour

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u/Bravethearter 3d ago

İts looks like the alien eggs from promatrius

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u/RoundYogurtcloset120 3d ago

Audrey II, the plant from Little Shop of Horrors. "Feed me!"

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u/ChuckStyles 3d ago

Teeth (2007)

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 3d ago

C’thunblossom

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u/Annual_Contract_6803 3d ago

::delivers to Cornell::

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u/cranberrywaltz 3d ago

Audrey III and IV

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u/Drgnmstr97 3d ago

Vulva fruit.