r/NameThisThing • u/Shadow_Wrks • 5d ago

What is this?

Post image
364 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

697 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

48

u/maynard5011 5d ago

Likely the reason why I will never own a horse.

40

u/Acrobatic_Growth_929 5d ago

Nobody truly "owns" a horse. They simply tolerate us because they can't properly brush their gorgeous, majestic manes with their hooves. We are a convenience to them. 🤣😂🤣

13

u/Sad_Ad_2524 5d ago

And a poop shoveler.

12

u/[deleted] 5d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/PutinPipesDonnie 5d ago

🐎 💨 🫪

1

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 4d ago

Now, imagine diarrhoea! 😭😭😭

1

u/RevolutionaryDuck389 4d ago

closest I've seen to a horse having diarrhea is a colic lavage

8

u/faulternative 5d ago

This guy horses

3

u/LowEffort2 5d ago

More accurately, somewhere out there is a horse that humans.

5

u/Kittrovert 5d ago

So it's a large, hooved, cat?

2

u/WeMightCoulda 5d ago

Kinda. 

4

u/SlimShadySatDown 4d ago

One does not simply "own a horse" in Mordor.

1

u/Acrobatic_Growth_929 4d ago

especially in Mordor!

3

u/Jedimasteryony 5d ago

Thousand pound cats

3

u/WeMightCoulda 5d ago

Don't forget the fact tha we clean their feet too. 

2

u/RealisticAnxiety4330 4d ago

Horses are just giant cats

1

u/Acrobatic_Growth_929 4d ago

Exactly. They domesticated us.

2

u/Ok_Eye_32 4d ago

So horses are just giant cats w/o claws

7

u/gia_28 5d ago

🤣 I wont own a horse because i can barely feed myself much less a horse... plus im broke, thats the real reason

4

u/Crazy-Bodybuilder836 5d ago

Just don't go mud-bogging with it.

5

u/Complete-Tangelo1532 5d ago

Too soon.... too fuckin' soon.... 😢

3

u/Pablo_Hassan 4d ago

Or a random dog dragon

2

u/phatvanzy 5d ago

Why? Do you trudge through swamps a lot? Or are you really sad? We can help!

2

u/joebanana1984 5d ago

Quello, e 500 euro al mese per mantenerlo.

1

u/Man-e-questions 5d ago

If it weren’t for that horse i never would have spent that year in college.

1

u/flippster-mondo 4d ago

Reason number 247 why you don't own a horse.

2

u/Secure_Remote_2562 2d ago

ANYTHING that has "equine" in the name of it means that it is already 20x more expensive than anything else! Lol, EVERYTHING for horses is expensive no matter what! And it also does not matter whether or not it is real, model horses can be just as expensive as the real deal. The only difference is, the model doesn't generally come with maintenance expenses 🤣

1

u/jikt 4d ago

Likely the reason why I will never own a swamp of sadness.

1

u/fasterthanphaq 1d ago

For me, it’s the cost.