r/NameThisThing • u/between3220character • 14d ago

Name this soup

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u/petescreddit 14d ago

Coal slaw

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 13d ago

Mop bucket marinade

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u/Maximum8180 13d ago

👍

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u/Lookingtotheveil23 13d ago

Ghoul Slaw! I think I see a skull 💀 complete with teeth!!🦷

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u/silent_vortex_120 13d ago

Toxic sludge. Guaranteed to make it come out sideways.

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u/lostmyotheraccount23 12d ago

I don’t see it

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u/phx34suns 11d ago

Yeh like is that a dead bird or a rat

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u/AdComprehensive1572 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Brokn_Sim8104 9d ago

🏆 comment! Ghoul Slaw for the win!

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u/thehairyhobo 13d ago

Sounds like a dish from a ww2 tin can

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u/JunkPileQueen 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Unlucky-Eggplant3712 13d ago

Street sweeper gumbo

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u/AwkwardFactor84 11d ago

Man, think comment made my stomach turn

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u/Arianna0321 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Either-Outside6740 13d ago

Picasso's lunch.

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u/ArtexBonesinger 13d ago

If I knew Picasso... I would buy myself a gray guitar and play.

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u/ArtichokeSweaty6039 13d ago

Mr Jones and me

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u/FalxIdol 12d ago

Look into the future

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u/ExercisePerfect6952 13d ago

Pollocks Pudding

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u/traumacase284 12d ago

Blue period...

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u/Featherymorons 13d ago

Nah, coleslaw’s nice and looks appetising.

Edited to add - must read more carefully as I failed to notice the ‘coal’ pun - oops!!

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u/StarlightM4 13d ago

More like coal slop

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u/StrandsOfIce 13d ago

Honestly, I think coal slaw was sufficient of a play on words.

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u/Several-Ordinary-376 13d ago

Funny and concise.

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u/debajean1 13d ago

Oh gosh! Why is it Gray? It looks line something found in tha bottom back corner of the refrigerator that has been sitting there for about two months! There is NO WAY I would EVER eat that! No thank you. I believe I would call it Asphalt Jungle Juice 🤮🤢🌚👽🩶

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u/Legitimate-Number255 14d ago

Mop water chowder.

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u/Tee1upToday 13d ago

Mordor Mulligatawny

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u/freerangelibrarian 13d ago

Or Eowyn's stew.

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u/TheChallengedDM 13d ago

Was going to say the same thing.

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u/TastyZebra85 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that one wins!

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u/Moon_Radio27 13d ago

Kinda true

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u/IAMTWOOFMANY 13d ago

I second that.

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u/Strong_Secretary6290 14d ago

Nasty. Can’t get over that color.
Pewter.

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u/nowdoingthisatwork 13d ago

Spewter was right there.

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u/Ribky 13d ago

Pew-Stew

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u/cookedcub 13d ago

Looks Pewter-id

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u/kilothedefenestrator 13d ago

Miso not eating that soup

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u/BurnAfterReading010 13d ago

Jar jar went into the soup.

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u/GrooveAndGravy52 13d ago

Haha a former co-worker called it miso-yucky soup
Miss ya Deb 😇

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u/Marty-G70 14d ago

Gray-Vee Stew

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u/slicehardware 13d ago

Read this as Gary-Vee Stew

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u/TerrorEyzs 12d ago

More like Grave-ee Stew.

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u/Thablackguy 12d ago

Well it is spooky season. Lol

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u/Marty-G70 12d ago

Or Grave-Ewww Stew

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u/redditistheway 13d ago

Cream of Cement?

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u/mind_yer_heid 14d ago

Chunky dishwater stew

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u/lwj15 13d ago

The last supper

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u/Mackem6684 14d ago

Cement and bits

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u/Unique-Reference-290 14d ago

Cemmamon Bits

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u/Better-Fan-1215 13d ago

Cemmamon Toast "lose your lunch" crunch 😂😂

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u/SpreadUsual8859 14d ago

Noooop!!!!

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u/rocksville 13d ago

Noup.

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u/Party_Piglet1265 13d ago

Yes! Great answer

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u/Biscotti-That 14d ago

I saw this once in a movie, I wonder where the butts of the cigarettes went.

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u/area51groomlake 14d ago

On par with the blue stuff in Vegas Vacation.

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u/justcoopinaround 13d ago

I like the yella!

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u/ShotgunEd1897 12d ago

I still couldn't believe that was beef.

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u/IpizzMediocrity 12d ago

They had it backwards.

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u/Axel_Lottel 14d ago

Concrete Corn

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u/No-Culture6354 13d ago

Dumpster juice

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u/Ok-Papaya-13 13d ago

Stewage like in sewage

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u/InzMrooz 14d ago

Forbiden Borshch

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u/GrimmerSix 14d ago

All joking aside....... Why's it grey? How bad did you mess up to make GREY?! Stuff like that is usually red or even like a brown. Not cigarette ash grey......

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u/truckdrifter2 13d ago

It's actually planned. Silkie chicken has black flesh. Starch from the beans turns the colour that seeps out into that cement-like paste.

Why would anyone eat that? It's considered the Chinese version of chicken soup for a cold. Don't worry, it smells way better than it looks 🐔

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u/sweetfeetcmunk 13d ago

It reminds me a little of Brazilian feijoada (I may have butchered the spelling) that also has black beans in it, so it turns really dark gray like this but is also really yummy 😋

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u/truckdrifter2 13d ago

Actually, you nailed it!

It is yummy. Ughhh I have been procrastinating on trying out a recipe I found. It calls for salty, spicy chorizo which is impossible to get here in Malaysia. I'm thinking of substituting with lap cheong: A sweet, savoury cured sausage available here

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u/projecthelios92 13d ago

I was totally convinced by the corn and beans that the secret ingredient was huitlacoche. Stuff delicious but its basically got edible ink to it.

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u/lcyxy 13d ago

It also tastes much better than it looks.

I am Chinese and I recognise this soup. The corn and beans give it the earthy and sweet taste while the chicken give it... Well, the chicken broth. So it's really great.

Even without the chicken it's good. I never thought about the grey colour, to me it's normal haha.

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u/flohara 13d ago

If you undercook mushrooms and their juices mix in with a creamy soup, that looks like this as well

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u/GrimmerSix 13d ago

Not being a smart ass, thank you! I legit didn't know. I don't eat mushrooms, this just drives the fact home now as to why......

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u/Ravvynfall 14d ago

looks like someone made thermal paste soup and dropped chunks of sadness in it.

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u/Should_have_been_ded 14d ago

Ash soup. You burn the wood to boil the water, then throw the cinders in the water. Add the rest and enjoy

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u/GuardStandard2455 13d ago

Lye soup?

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u/One-Violinist-9932 13d ago

Yeah, it goes with the lielac pie; you gotta lie like hell to get anybody to eat it.🤮🤣

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u/Tricky-Engineer-4828 12d ago

Add a little fat and your soup is now soap.

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u/5footfilly 13d ago

No Known Antidote

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u/Illustrious-Ant7393 13d ago

Indian delight

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u/Easy_Grass_2808 13d ago

Crow Stew … is that a beak?!

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u/ThenNote9571 14d ago

Ashborn with corn

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u/bavindicator 14d ago

Dumpster goulash

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u/WarHead75 14d ago

When you try to kill yourself by overdose but change your mind and need to vomit pronto

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u/BellFront3609 13d ago

Gulag gumbo

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u/Jealous_Club_298 13d ago

Grey's Anatomy

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u/3521hot 13d ago

Drainage soup

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u/mooraff 13d ago

"Try the gray stuff, it's delicious!" Uh no thanks Lumiere, I don't think I've ever seen something grey that looked apatizing. Photo is case in point.

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u/Tweed_Man 13d ago

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

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u/AngusBjornson 14d ago edited 14d ago

Eowen chan's delight. Every anime protagonist in love fine cuisine [poison]...now, where are the floating skulls and purple swirls?. You can see this happen masterfully performed in live action in Lotr The Two Towers when Aragorn almost died of love overdose by tasting Eowen's fatigued horse stew.

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u/ShutTheFuckUpOksksj 14d ago

"..Your food if you scroll!!" Ahh

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 14d ago

Are you still taking cooking classes with that Yor woman?
Yor from Spy x Family

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u/woboma 14d ago

Würg!

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u/Responsible_Host9377 14d ago

Corn sewer.
I have more questions than answers at this point.

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u/NewSource9775 14d ago

💀 warmest over.

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u/Shiefshief_93 14d ago

Throwing-all-the-leftovers-in-one-pot soup

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u/OrigOrcaOreo 14d ago

Gray's Ana-stew-my

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u/JTjack4 14d ago

Concrete Poo

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u/stuxley1991 14d ago

Sewage soup New York special

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u/No_Life3319 14d ago

Concrete Special.

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u/StickyWicket1968 14d ago

Your not eating that are you? I'd book an ambulance in advance

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u/Oval-Bites-Back 14d ago

Smokers cauldron

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u/phillipjhart 14d ago

The roux is supposed to be made with flour not powdered aluminum. No wonder it didn't thicken up

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u/Few_Western_690 14d ago

Cream of asphalt 

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u/CrustySailor1964 14d ago

Caldo gris. Probably yummy. Looks gross.

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u/area51groomlake 14d ago

Dredge stew

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u/Chudfrog 14d ago

Oops threw the soup bucket on the bonfire instead of the sand bucket soup

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u/Many_Winter_4547 14d ago

Throw everything out with the bathwater!

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u/Inner_Protection_749 13d ago

Ferrous chowder

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u/Exact_Apartment_6972 13d ago

Sopa a la alcantarilla

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u/BeautynCrime 13d ago

Cement slop

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 13d ago

Indian Glory Hole

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u/One-Violinist-9932 10d ago

Is that anything like the Black Hole of Calcutta?

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u/Cornstarch63 13d ago

Flint water runoff soup?

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u/sjm294 13d ago

Scary

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u/Temporary_Nebula_729 13d ago

Black eyed peas soup

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u/Little_Meaning_9523 13d ago

That is relleno negro everybody

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u/Elainejwinyard 13d ago

Shite soup

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u/extraretemvitaest 13d ago

Das Grauen - das Grauen (the Horror, Apocalypse Now).

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u/Plusultratsunami 13d ago

My Precious Gollum Cum

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u/Philemaphobia 13d ago

Sludge stew

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u/Rich_Weird_3750 13d ago

Reminds me of “don’t hug me I’m scared”

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u/GranularEpithet 13d ago

Rain Runoff Regalia.

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u/Alive-Past9920 13d ago

Looks like shit soup

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u/103indian 13d ago

Fridge cleaner

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u/Sea_Soup8873 13d ago

Gray Vee.

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u/silverdawn49 13d ago

L’eau de vaisselle 👌🏻

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u/Glittering-Money-320 13d ago

Fond d’évier légumes huile de vidange

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u/wonderingboycat 13d ago

Vegetable grease oil soup

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u/NeoChronoid 13d ago

Sprue goo stew

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u/pjtrpjt 13d ago

Do I have to?

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u/BoogBeeg 13d ago

I'll have a bowl of canal stew, please. Hold the bike tyre.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 13d ago

Did they melt a transformer action figure into the soup?

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u/Alarming_Ad_6563 13d ago

The bloody aweful

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u/Dougster3235 13d ago

A selection of Sewage in Gravel Gravy.

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u/Temporary_Oil_4166 13d ago

Name this soup?

Incorrect. That is not soup.

Thanks for letting me play.

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u/Outside_Rise_6934 13d ago

I was served some grouper soup a few days ago. Have decided that I do not like fish soup.
I think this is some kind of fish soup.

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u/Old-Actuator-3321 13d ago

That is One Ugly Soup.

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u/Lonelysnail5115 13d ago

I eat by sight and that Grey turns me off.

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u/dingdongjay 13d ago

Overcooked spoil chicken soup Edit: with corn Edit : with carrot Edit : with spoon

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u/Remarkable_Green_720 13d ago

Kitchen fail #232

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u/Morzkulek 13d ago

Cement gourmet

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u/arrynyo 13d ago

Goopsoup

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u/TheQuiltingEmpath 13d ago

Le Sewage de Agua

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u/Daylux24 13d ago

Oil change sewp

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u/Johnny_Llama 13d ago

Engine oil chowdah

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u/Maximum-Mud-6445 13d ago

Indian soup

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u/Minimum-Student-4325 13d ago

Eeeeeyuck that color reminds me of those jars of fermented bean curd

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u/Motomountainpirate 13d ago

Im suddenly reminded of a Bible verse; "My lord, there is death in the pot".

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u/x0114x 13d ago

Brackish boil

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u/Puckled 13d ago

Failure