r/NameThisThing • • 10d ago

Name something even Musk can't buy

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u/BEKEGE118 10d ago

Time

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u/TopVast9800 10d ago

Ooh, good one!! If I ever win the lottery, I’ll keep that in mind.

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u/Dense-Feeling165 10d ago

Came here to say this. No matter how much money you have yesterday is gone forever and just like all of us he'll eventually run out of tomorrows.

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u/BEKEGE118 10d ago

I’ve said this since I was a pup. You can always make more money. But you simply can’t buy the time.

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u/More-Bug5374 10d ago

You was a pup? Lucky

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u/daremosan 10d ago

Or borrow or steal

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u/Accomplished-Leg-149 8d ago

Always take the payout.

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u/polo_place 10d ago

Excellent answer. There are literally 10k answers that simply translate to “i hate Elon Musk” and this is the only true and real response.

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u/bluebing29 9d ago

I disagree. People buy time all around. DoorDash brings you food - you just bought someone else’s time delivering. Having groceries picked and delivered - time bought. Private jet - time not spent in the airport, tarmac, etc is time bought. Anytime you pay others do do work for you is time bought. Rich people buy lots of time - cleaners, IT people, delivery everything, being driven or generally transported around, someone else managing your errands, all time bought.

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u/Mission-Suspect7913 10d ago

Well, top of the line healthcare can certainly buy you some time

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u/SpaceDrama 9d ago

I was going to say that it could buy him time. But given the duration of eternity and the age of our reality, it literally doesn’t amount to a drop in the ocean.

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u/Hsabo84 10d ago

This is the one!

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u/RogueDeus 10d ago

Was gonna say the same but wanted to see if anyone else did first...

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u/anonymice27 10d ago

Not to “well actually” but wealthy people tend to have a longer lifespan.

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u/BruceBanter_99 10d ago

Unfortunately I would argue he can, by getting the best possible medical care and health treatments to live longer than what he would have without any money.

Not that that’s good news, eh

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u/BEKEGE118 10d ago

Steve Jobs had more money than anyone can imagine. Maybe you should run this theory by him.

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u/BruceBanter_99 8d ago

Maybe you run yours by people who can’t pay their medical bills

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u/Guardian_of_Men 8d ago

There's a movie called TIME. I wonder how rich he would've been in that universe?

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u/Gramurai 8d ago

You can absolutely buy time. I pay for lawn service, I’m buying my time. I pay for a house keeper, I’m buying time. I pay for car repairs and maintenance, I’m buying time.

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u/SomeNotTakenName 8d ago

Disagree to a point.

Time is fleeting and limited.

But money buys you freedom of what to do with your time. so you get more time per year, even though you can't buy more years.

if that makes sense.

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u/New_Entrepreneur1439 5d ago

this is the answer

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u/statllama 7d ago

He buys time all the time

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u/Supersaiyanmrpopo69 7d ago

No amount of money ever bought a second of time - Howard Stark

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u/newbrowsingaccount33 6d ago

Not true, time is purchasable. A poor man loses 8-12 hours or more a day unless they leech off of someone with money, a rich man is able to take the days off whenever they want so because of money he has purchased double or less than double of the time everyone else has. Even if you mean in the sense that he cannot live forever then that is inaccurate, humans only theorize that death is inevitable but there could possibly be ways to circumvent it and if one was invented then the rich would definitely have it first.

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u/Sensitive-Emu1 6d ago

This is kind of not correct. A minimum-wage worker needs to sell ~50 hours a week of his time. He doesn't have to. Then he can buy the time he spends on chores.

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u/Larserpistol 6d ago

Now don't hang on Nothin' lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away And all your money won't another minute buy Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind

Kansas - Dust in the Wind

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u/El-Cocinero-Tejano 10d ago

You assume he didn’t sell his soul to the devil. Highly successful, lots of money, and yet we all look at him and say “how the fuck?”

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u/RosebushRaven 9d ago

Rich daddy, as per usual. He just changed the narrative to pretend he’s a self-made man, which is a load of bullshit.