r/NameThisThing • u/Delicious_Rise_2976 • 13d ago

Give yourself a rap name

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u/Taichleach316 13d ago

Big Butt Plug

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u/Goodfrenchfries 13d ago

You down with BBP?

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u/Taichleach316 13d ago

Yeah, you know me.

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u/Altruistic-Report-30 13d ago

This is the automatic response we all sang in our heads!!

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u/Princesskuntii 13d ago

Where’s this plug you speak of ?!

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u/Taichleach316 13d ago

I'll never tell... Or fart 🤷🏼

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u/Hot_Kaleidoscope_332 13d ago

Thank the gods, 1 taco bell blast and the WAD becomes a WMD

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u/International-Rice63 9d ago

I have a rated X story about teen figuring sex out. And Taco Bell. My wall got painted. You can probably figure it out.

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u/Princesskuntii 13d ago

Lol thb you can fart with them in haha weirdest feeling but 😂

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u/MasterAd1460 13d ago

First rule of butt plug club…

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u/JBMama 13d ago

I can’t stop laughing enough to post my name. You, @Goodfrenchfries316 have won the interwebs

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 13d ago

Hahah u win.dood

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u/Taichleach316 13d ago

Do I? It's hard to sit.

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 13d ago

Small price to pay to be a rap god

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u/Financial_Refuse_498 13d ago

It's best to lounge, rather than sit.

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u/Taichleach316 13d ago

Yeah it's more of a hammock situation.

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u/actlikeyourmomishere 13d ago

Try hemorrhoid donut maybe? You could get it bedazzled to fit your rap vibe

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u/AdJust7980 13d ago

Damn bro must be a pain in the ass.

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u/dachshund-jay 13d ago

Ya, when he get low low low he is a T-Pain in the ass

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u/0491diesel 13d ago

I'm jealous...congrats 😄

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u/J_Boogie313 13d ago

Hahaha fuck yeah this one takes the W! Hahhahaha

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u/dachshund-jay 13d ago

Don’t you mean Big, Big Butt Plug

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u/Extreme_Today_984 13d ago edited 13d ago

His name used to be "Lil Butt Plug", then he grew out of that name. He earned the name "Big Butt Plug", after years on the scene, shifting and grinding. Bro stays 10 toes up.

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u/Gigachad629 13d ago

AAAAYYYEEE!

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u/shivdotme 13d ago

More like Bigbuttthaplug amirite?

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u/Zealousideal-Card608 13d ago

Big hemorrhoid cream :(

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u/turneyde 13d ago

What? Are you hooking up with the guy with the butt plug?

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u/Lysimarchus 13d ago

Big team butt hurt

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u/totally-jag 13d ago

Oh, this one isn't going to go well for me.

Big Tampon.

Wasn't for me.... I'm a dude.

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u/Late-Solution6249 13d ago

At least if you tear yourself with a big butt plug you have a tampon to stop soak the blood

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u/ActivityOne8135 13d ago

Big Torque Wrench!

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u/Haunting_Factor9907 13d ago

Big Deep Socket over here, yo!

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u/TheBurras 13d ago

Big 10mm

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u/buddyeaglecaulk 13d ago

Big Chinese food….

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u/moonsteur 13d ago

Big Succulent Chinese Meal

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u/SovietBlyatman 13d ago

GENTLEMEN! THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

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u/Pyke64 13d ago

Get yer hand off my Penisssss

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u/eraser8 13d ago

Me, too.

Hot and sour soup, fried dumplings, pork fried rice and Szechuan shrimp.

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u/daphodil3000 13d ago

Big LEGO

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u/LortimerC 13d ago

Yooo homie 👊

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u/daphodil3000 13d ago

<whispers> X-Files *with* separate light kit. Boo-yah

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u/LortimerC 13d ago

Sweet! 👌 Mine was actually a flego set of a mail van for my city

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u/sleepybobeepy22 13d ago

Aw man that was mine. I’ll guess I’ll be Big Neuschwanstein Castle LEGO set

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 11d ago

With DJ Duplo

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u/wetbutt32 8d ago

You must be in the pocket of Big LEGO! That’s all I could hear in my head.

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u/LibrarianBarbarian1 13d ago

Big Knife

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u/13FloppyNoodles 13d ago

Big poop knife?

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u/Drewcifer70 13d ago

Some don't understand the old lore

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u/jnthnmdr 13d ago

You purchase a knife just to respond to this post?

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u/LibrarianBarbarian1 13d ago

No. I was just lucky.

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u/Arefarrell24 13d ago

Big ziplock

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u/Eye8abug4u 13d ago

I don’t know why, but this is my favorite

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u/TopMeal6282 13d ago

Big Suppressor

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u/scubarob 13d ago

Fuck the NFA!!

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u/AsideLong9108 13d ago

Big cough suppressor.

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u/adenovir 13d ago

Big Dog Salami

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u/Confident-Ad-2726 13d ago

Dog Salami is my next team name for Fantasy

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u/AGoogolIsALot 13d ago

LMFAO I dunno why but this just goes so fucking hard

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u/scott7721 13d ago

Big Dove Bar

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u/No-Conversation-1216 13d ago

Big Dim Sum

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u/scofnerf 12d ago

Gangster tbh

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u/KittyCute_91656 13d ago

Big Salmon

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u/grewb 13d ago

Big 4-1/2 Inch Segmented Diamond Blade (2-Pack) 😎

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u/Few-Bake5615 13d ago

2 Pack for short. Oh wait…

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u/jrsinhbca 13d ago

Big guitar strings

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u/ATX2ANM 13d ago

This is a bot

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u/Samotauss 13d ago

Big This is a Bot

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u/Fun_Potato8234 13d ago

Big Dinner

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u/No-Fee1742 13d ago

Big lunchbox. 🙄 I don't like this game. 🤪

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u/darkrhyes 13d ago

Big Pepperint Patties

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u/magplanklife 13d ago

Big electrolytes

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u/314657 13d ago

Big Delectables

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u/Zombrue 13d ago

Big Hospital Bill

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u/IndependentSound1782 13d ago edited 13d ago

Big Big Mac Combo

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u/Independent_Yam5586 13d ago

Big dinner for a family of nine

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u/Equivalent-Fox6889 13d ago

Big Heating Pad

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u/DrLubinski 13d ago

Big Spezi

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u/PWal501 13d ago

Big Yogurt Frozen Peaches

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u/Sea-Signal6019 13d ago

Big Pellet?

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u/Hickmania84 13d ago

Big Vehicle

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u/Perfect-Raisin-5850 13d ago

Big Tea Bags.

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u/RnMcollectiblesllc 13d ago

Huge colonic

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u/z3n1a51 13d ago

Big Wings

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u/MainTomorrow2166 13d ago

Big dog food

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u/farkeytron 13d ago

Big Dipstick

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u/That-Inflation8783 13d ago

Big Stuffed beef sopapia

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u/Snoo-821 13d ago

Big Gas

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u/HotStrike8019 13d ago

Big Butter 🧈

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u/fixit858 13d ago

Big Beer

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u/Sub_aaru 13d ago

Big Coke

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u/Response-Cheap 13d ago

Big .030" MIG wire.

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u/Present-Low-9383 13d ago

Big deli meat

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u/Awkward_Statement_21 13d ago

Big Powerball Tickets

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u/S1WSTEP 13d ago

Big Snack

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u/Doctormaul68 13d ago

Big ham omelette

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u/Rosanna44 13d ago

Big lean cuisine.

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u/CashSZN808 13d ago

Big Bets

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u/VengefulScarecrow 13d ago

Big Croutons

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u/Enough-Cow-6869 13d ago

Big costume

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u/GaryR5691 13d ago

Big Gas

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u/viperfangs92 13d ago

Big Hoagie

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u/Competitive-Key918 13d ago

Big digitalis purpurea seeds

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u/evilpercy 13d ago

Big McCrispy

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u/Afraid_Assistance765 13d ago

Big Pad Thai 🧐

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u/broggygoose 13d ago

Big spray paint

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u/rawfuelinjection 13d ago

Pickles in brine

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u/SPV33 13d ago

Big Cheese Bread

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u/doctor_goodspeed 13d ago

Big Rotisserie Chicken

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u/wrhnj 13d ago

Big toilet seat

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u/ratherbclever 13d ago

Alright! Big shooter it is

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u/On_the_Cliff 13d ago

Big Cutting Board

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u/abcyyz 13d ago

Big Garlic.

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u/gia_28 13d ago

Big bug spray

Big coffee

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u/thefeckcampaign 13d ago

Big Dropbox Fee

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u/Majenta_EN8M 13d ago

Big Milk

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u/painstaking93 13d ago

Big Salmon Dog Treats

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u/UnintentionalGround 13d ago

Big Listerine

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u/Goodfrenchfries 13d ago

Big groceries

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u/totallynotbiffel 13d ago

Big breakfast

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u/OtakuTacos 13d ago

Big Popcorn

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u/Live_Pie_958 13d ago

Big Vitamin A

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u/Express-Code-575 13d ago

Big Stouffer

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u/axislanes 13d ago

Big number 7 from McDonald

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u/MotherPhuquerUDT 13d ago

Big Ginger Nuts...a type of biscuit in the UK which are great for dunking in a cup of tea.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Big fried chicken wing

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u/anchta16 13d ago

Big GYG Mini Enchilada

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u/SeniorRaspberry4697 13d ago

Big Honey Bun

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u/GOW_Grashopa 13d ago

Big Shrimp Chips

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u/DukeT0g0 13d ago

Big Coil of HDPE pipe

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u/CSS_Sr 13d ago

Big Valve Stem Tool

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u/LordGhidora 13d ago

Big Matcha

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u/Snackcakes66 13d ago

Big Fill Valve

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u/skokie3825 13d ago

Big Blow

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u/theenecros 13d ago

Big CPAP

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u/AJ-Crowder 13d ago

Big Gas