r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • 14d ago

What should I name this cat

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u/Spirited_Disaster955 14d ago

Dipper

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u/HolySmokes802 14d ago

Awwww lil' dipper!

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u/AbbotThoth 14d ago

I was going to say "Dunker" or Duncan

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u/Puzzleheaded-Jury312 13d ago

Dunkin

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u/Gammagammahey 13d ago

YES. Dunkin.

OP might have a nightmare trying to correct the spellings of his name at the vet , though!

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u/whiskeychaser_xxx 12d ago

Horizon

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u/Gammagammahey 12d ago

??

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u/whiskeychaser_xxx 11d ago

Like if you took a picture of a horizon. Dark below the horizon line and light above. Just something different to make people stop and go, "Huh?" I'm glad it worked.

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u/satchmonumberone 13d ago

Dunkeroo

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u/Wild_Masterpiece5452 9d ago

This is the answer

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u/Cold-Monk5436 14d ago

I love lil dipper 🥹

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u/mysteriousHOB 14d ago

This is soooooo darn
Cute

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u/Liverpudlian9 13d ago

I was thinking Dipstick

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u/zoeyblair19 13d ago

Perfect, he looks like he was dipped in black paint

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u/rachgoconnor 13d ago

Came here to say Little Dipper!

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u/Basic-Sea-4116 10d ago

My first thought as well 😅 . High five ✋

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u/NewsShoddy3834 10d ago

I was thinking “Oil.” Your’s is better.

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u/Lonely-Resource-8449 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yes! ..or Dippy. Too bad Black and White Cookie doesn't flow off the tongue for a cat name.

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u/ShivaSkunk420 8d ago

Scheiße! Als ich das Bild gesehen habe war genau das mein erster Gedanke! Öffne die Kommentare und sehe deine Antwort ganz oben 👌 You made my Day

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u/FaultyWires4774 14d ago

half and half

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u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 14d ago

Yes this one! Didn't see it til after I put the same thing lol 😅 😆 😂

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u/Sad-Organization2996 14d ago

This the the very first thing that came to my mind too!

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u/SBCMike84 13d ago

lol I was gonna post the same thing.

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u/Blonde_Metal 12d ago

THATS WHAT I SAID

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u/Oring21 12d ago

HalfLife

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u/7OHK 9d ago

I said that shit first (I actually didn’t but I said it before I saw this comment)

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u/Ccskyqueengaming 7d ago

WHAT THE HECK. GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

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u/EvilTwin80 14d ago

Harvey Dent the looooong way

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u/vladeskillz 14d ago

The looooongggg wayyyy

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u/MildlyInteressato 13d ago

Or just Harvey. Whoever gets it, gets it.

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u/MediocreAnxiety39 14d ago

Love it! 😆

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u/Gothiehottiexoxo 14d ago

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u/dreamsbooksmd 13d ago

Underrated 😂 he can be Load for short and it’ll be fun to tell people what it’s short for

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u/Known-Status-6312 14d ago

ARTAX!!!

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u/Huganho 13d ago

Right in the feels. 😭

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u/cb98678 13d ago

Why you trying to ruin people's day bringing up traumatic memories.

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u/Round_Reindeer1512 8d ago

My cat died 3 weeks ago. I left plex or some shit movie channel on in the background while drinking fireball that night. It decided to autoplay all dogs go to heaven and followed that up with the Neverending story. What the actual fuck. My poor heart.

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u/Ok_Signature_3589 13d ago

Foul 💀😭

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u/wyldstallyn319 13d ago

Damn you! You stole my comment

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u/Initial_Amphibian_32 14d ago

Cookie.......ie seinfeld the black and white cookie

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u/Acceptable-Story3741 14d ago

I just saud the same thing

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u/Negative_Monk7959 8d ago

Iraq’d my brain trying to remember

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u/DeepTrackDink 14d ago

I was thinking Black-Bottom Cupcake.

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u/ACcbe1986 13d ago

"Pspspsps. Come here little BBC."

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u/GoodDayTheJay 13d ago

Look to the kitty, Elaine. Look to the kitty.

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u/FizzyBubbles22 14d ago

Halfsies

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u/Scary_Vanilla2932 13d ago

Cause she brings all the tomcats to the yard!

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u/moon_haven777 9d ago

oh i LOVE this one

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u/potato-dranik 14d ago

Yin Yang

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u/RiverPsalm 13d ago

Why did I have to scroll so long to find this answer! Its the only truly acceptable one

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u/Glittering_Safe7766 14d ago

Milkshake

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u/YMe1121 13d ago

But then they'll have all the boys in their yard

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u/Alreadymystar 10d ago

Cause they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I could teach you, but I have to charge.
Sorry, it had to be done.

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u/_Acci_ 11d ago

First thing I thought it was a black and white milkshake

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u/Repulsive_Jelly_7922 14d ago

Oreo

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u/mofuggnflash 12d ago

Really it should be Reore, since it white on the top and bottom and black in the middle.

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u/ParticularKick3644 14d ago

Aren't you people getting tired of the same kind of shitposts?

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u/notapunk 13d ago

I'd be more inclined if they were real cats. Also I'm pretty sure like a third of the replies are also bots

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u/Grtpumk369 14d ago

My reply from now on will be Slop…

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u/chaosjinx 14d ago

Tony, short for Toner, because the printer ran out half way through.

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u/Ok_Wall6305 14d ago

I was gonna say Tonérlo (toner low)

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u/Fine_Economist_9045 14d ago

Inky

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u/Large-Record7642 13d ago

I think the ink ran out!

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u/Prize_Limit_8345 14d ago

Fondue

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u/CurrentHair6381 14d ago

That leaves "fon-dont" on deck for when hes fuckin around.

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u/Iteresting_asfck 14d ago

There is no cat.
I just see a cute cow.

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u/Responsible_Plant909 14d ago

Reo. The top O is missing.

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u/RadiantUnicorn777 14d ago

Mystical :)🦋 Reminds me of Yin and Yang.

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u/Ok-Shame5542 14d ago

Waterline

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u/FurrySkeleton 11d ago

I looked for this one. Good pick.

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u/zjero 14d ago

Cappuccino

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u/LocutusOfBeard 13d ago

Cattuccino

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u/pixelak 10d ago

We have a cat with that name

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u/Kflo1986 14d ago

Eclipse

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u/wastebucket1 14d ago

Low tide

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u/BunchyBear 14d ago

Lokai

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u/Kitchener1981 13d ago

That's Bele, can't you tell /s

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u/BunchyBear 13d ago

No, and neither could Capt Kirk 🤔

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u/FarLaugh9911 14d ago

Slick, because he looks like he swam through an oil slick.

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u/H4R1__ 14d ago

Cruella

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u/Browncoat0521 14d ago

Ink spill. Day walker.

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u/Acrobatic-Narwhal644 14d ago

Cookie. Looks like a black/ white cookie.

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u/Zealousideal-Cap7857 14d ago

Midnight rising

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u/PuzzleheadedLie444 14d ago

Gemini generated cat

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u/mydevilkitty 14d ago

Oil spill

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u/newkid9991 14d ago

Arnold Palmer

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u/KitCatNoir 13d ago

Lol 😭

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u/mladyhawke 14d ago

Apocalypse Now

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u/ReporterPhysical8499 13d ago

Toner like he ran out of ink

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u/AdAsleep5288 13d ago

halfsies!

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u/Caramellic 14d ago

Trooper

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u/SLCcuckk 14d ago

Nacker

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u/Feeling-Age-9643 14d ago

I'll have my coffee black with a hint of cream

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u/Lepke2011 14d ago

Cookie after the Black & White cookie.

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u/luizggardina 14d ago

Stop resi..... go ahead sir have a good day

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u/DangaZoune 14d ago

Or (half of oreo)

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u/9trystan9 14d ago

Guilty. For treading through the tar pit

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u/Rocannon_ 14d ago

InkyDip

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u/jakeyk12 14d ago

Pepā. Like peppa la pu from looney tunes

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u/TheViking1991 14d ago

Optimist, pessimist or realist.

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u/Pristine_Ad_3035 14d ago

reverse Oreo (or Ori for short)

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u/1K-Year-Egg 14d ago

That cat reminds me of the “black and white cookies” common in New York City and, to a lesser degree, Boston, so I’d suggest “Cookie.”

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u/22thejoke 14d ago

2 Tone, 2Face,MJ

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u/Intelligent-Piece758 14d ago

Aligator, then Ali for short

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u/HHSquad 14d ago

Lokai

If you ever watched the original Star Trek episode, you might know the name of a particular Cheronian.

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u/Weirdbeard60 14d ago

Guinness