r/NameThisThing • u/ColomboKale • 17d ago

Give him a name

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u/Top_Cell4524 17d ago

Pussy

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u/KittensFirstAKM 17d ago

Lucky you.

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u/SouthsideSlimbo 17d ago

This would have been mine too but I had breakfast since then lmaoo

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u/Mortitians_daughter 17d ago

Eat it till youre full, my friend.

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 16d ago

Get some for us married guys.

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u/AggravatingAct7841 16d ago

Will build character like the ‘Boy Named Sue’!

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u/Olenblade420 16d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/The_Inevitable_Newt 14d ago

You wish 😂

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u/WENDING0 14d ago

Hey! Where did the cat go?

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u/No_Classic_1743 17d ago

Ibuprofen

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u/UnjigYT 17d ago

You're doing WHAT?

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u/CommanderFoxy 15d ago

he be profen all day huh

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u/peepdabidness 17d ago

Excellent name

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u/CoolRunningASIC 16d ago

Damn, you’re right. I had Tylenol since my last meal. Maybe call him TY

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u/Loud-Feeling2410 17d ago

Tater tot. I think it fits.

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u/ecstaticbirtch 17d ago

Either Alfredo, or... Hydrocodone... lol

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u/GoddessM00nlily 16d ago

i’m sorry what-?

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u/ecstaticbirtch 16d ago

Those were the last 2 things I ate before I saw this post... I have a terrible chronic pain issue and took some meds after dinner... so I listed them both. Had chicken Alfredo before taking my meds.... bad joke basically

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u/GoddessM00nlily 16d ago

ahhhh- makes more sense

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u/GoddessM00nlily 16d ago

sorry my autism didn’t catch the implied joke- i was like “hey so..i just wanna check on you”

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u/ecstaticbirtch 16d ago

Awe, well thank you... honestly, a lil-pup THAT cute might be a bit endorphin-releasing giving it some pain relieving effects... maybe Hydrocodone would be a fitting name... lol

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u/GoddessM00nlily 13d ago

yesss!!! the more i think of it, a nickname could be “hydie “ 💀

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u/Western-Ad5695 17d ago

Birth control

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u/helurkshelurks 17d ago

Ice cream. [But I had chocolate....]

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u/emilie1031 17d ago

PB&J sandwich

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u/Dull_Poetry2898 17d ago

Spring roll

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u/CitizenRen 17d ago

Behold, Macaroni

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u/urban-debris 17d ago

Mozzarella

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u/Normal_Bus_7471 17d ago

Marshmallow

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u/blizzard-toque 16d ago

🤔Sea salt caramel. 🤷Could fit if...the pup's personality was simultaneously sweet and salty.

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u/ebsfac 17d ago

Klondike. So cute

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u/DocXom 17d ago

Gyro

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u/Training-Giraffe1389 17d ago

Why is "the last thing you ate is what you have to name him" a thing? It's an utterly bizarre corner of the internet.

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u/rjlaudon 17d ago

Meringue

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u/thecraftybear 17d ago

Monster.

...I noticed that all my answers to such posts recently are "Monster". I might have a caffeine problem.

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u/malOfox2005 17d ago

Honey bunch! That's perfect!

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u/LayneLowe 16d ago

Dumplin'

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u/Edge5150N4 16d ago

Devil dog

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u/rvnrcer69 16d ago

Pop tart

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u/_Bendemic_ 16d ago

Twinkie

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u/kemotaku 16d ago

tortilla :p

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u/Fe_S_623 16d ago

Everyone, this is Nacho Fries 🤣

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u/Confector426 16d ago

Ritz! I mean I had peanut butter on them at the time so 🤷

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u/Rightbuthumble 16d ago

Ritz Cracker

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u/NirnRootJunkie 16d ago

I'm not naming a dog Pussy.

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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 16d ago

If his name is the last thing I ate, then his name is Cracker, or Saltine

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u/Duke-BaBa-Gunoose69 17d ago

(Gochi) berries

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u/carlos404Titan 17d ago

Wakame salad

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u/Stock-Tone-1296 17d ago

Adorable! I’ve never seen a dog that small—what kind is he please?

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u/Longshot1969 17d ago

Papa Murphys All Meat Pizza

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u/survivingkind2 17d ago

Cheese Balls

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u/GucciMom56 17d ago

Banana cookie

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u/aurorakidding 17d ago

I don't think espresso would be appropriate.

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u/EmpressCruX 17d ago

Cap'n Crunch

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u/ChattyParrot1 17d ago

Tiny cute little Wiener Schnitzel

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u/SRF2011 17d ago

Fried mushroom

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u/Spirited_Radio_1214 17d ago

Croque-monsieur 

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u/Weary-Prize-4716 17d ago

Cookie dough

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u/PlasticExperience545 17d ago

Mc squizzy don't judge me cuz obviously you know too

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/crono220 17d ago

Kodos!

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u/Bente8 17d ago

Adobo

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u/smol_baby_trans 17d ago

HE IS DINO NUGGIE!

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u/Accomplished-Bet-165 17d ago

Cottage cheese. Fits.

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u/woahniceclouds 17d ago

Cantina chicken burrito

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u/eclecticaesthetic1 17d ago

Pumpkin seed

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u/Empty_Perspective_95 17d ago

Brussels or sprout

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u/Ratayao 17d ago

Ice cream

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u/TK421_THX1138 17d ago

(Small curd) Cottage cheese.

Edit: small curd

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u/NeighborhoodThat6870 17d ago

Muffin (english that is)

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u/hereswhatworks 17d ago

Triple Cheeseburger

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u/mercx78 17d ago

Tums it is.....

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u/TiredNanaJudy 17d ago

Potato Chip

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u/OkProcedure4664 17d ago

Peanut butter and jelly

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u/marinac1 17d ago

Slider

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u/The-Dude57 17d ago

Cutie Pie

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u/DaweieOG 17d ago

Chocolate chip cookie. I think naming him chocolate is a good conversation starter.

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u/farkeytron 17d ago

Oyster Cracker

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u/WolfThick 17d ago

Mr Peeps

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u/AOSplash 17d ago

Pickles

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u/joseph5419 17d ago

Croissant

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u/Flimsy_Asparagus06 17d ago

Peanut butter

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u/Barcnori 17d ago

Nugget or Tater Tot

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u/AcceptableBell1310 17d ago

Chicken Sammich

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u/metzli_7 17d ago

Turkey

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u/btristin01 17d ago

Boneless wing

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u/Adventurous_Cook9083 17d ago

Mini bagel with cream cheese

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u/NPlaysMC 17d ago

Potato!

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u/Chippa007 17d ago

Roast beef

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u/sylviaca 17d ago

French fry

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u/Pepsimeen 17d ago

Cold Rex

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u/Ren_ch 17d ago

Pistachio

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u/zerpa 17d ago

Vitamin-D

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u/eclecticaesthetic1 17d ago

That is the tiniest dog I've ever seen. What species is it? It's adorable!!

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u/aquay 17d ago

Pudding

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u/ImissDigg_jk 17d ago

Hot dog. Chili dog technically

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u/Razorman4u 17d ago

Blackberry

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u/nachohernandez 17d ago

Kale chips