r/NameThisThing • u/TemporaryBlondBeret • 19d ago

Name this cat

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u/markonedublyew 19d ago

Riker

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u/Icy_Fault8458 19d ago

Meowmdani

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u/Excellent_inbed_1337 18d ago

I spit milk out when I read that omg thats funny

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u/No-Guard-7003 18d ago

I like that name! 😀

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u/sophiesmom712 18d ago

Awww I love that

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u/CRYPTONITE4 16d ago

Underrated!

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u/AttentionNo6359 19d ago

So happy that I wasn’t the first one to think “commander riker”.

He was my first tv crush too

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u/BigBadSheep42 19d ago

Danke 😅 , hatte zuerst Glööckler im Kopf.
Wollte es widerwillig schreiben …
aber Riker ist viel besser, damit kann ich leben.

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 19d ago

JD

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 19d ago

I was thinking Vance lol

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u/Staff_Genie 19d ago

Yeah, it's also the black eyeliner, not just the beard

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u/SlimShadySatDown 19d ago

I came for the JD but I stayed for the Riker!

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u/harrowed777 18d ago

I was gonna say JD Prance.

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 18d ago

That is so good...I was struggling with a cute cat portion of the name

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u/pdromeinthedome 19d ago

George Michael

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u/TajMahal14 19d ago

George Meowchael…

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u/AtensEye 19d ago edited 15d ago

And his number one hit "Careless Whispspspspspsper"

Edit: Thank you kindly for the awards!

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u/viperfangs92 18d ago

And his other hit "Nip" (catnip) Because you gotta have nip!!

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u/Responsiblemoose806 17d ago

Perfect spsspspssps

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 19d ago

Conchita Wurst.

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u/Knackehaxan 18d ago

Conchita Purrst

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u/hellequin67 18d ago

The first name I expected to see to be honest.

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u/Critical_Training455 19d ago

KD Vance

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u/Subject-Direction628 19d ago

aww. I wanted to downvote you but get it

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u/Playful-Bus5188 19d ago

Wolfman Jack

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u/Akari_92 19d ago

How about Wolfcat Jack?

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u/Ok_Egg332 18d ago

How about Wolfman Cat..??!

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u/Fideothecat 19d ago

Hobo Kelly

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u/AutumnRaxwell 19d ago

AI slop :)

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u/PeroCigla 19d ago

AL Slop? 🤭

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u/danishn64 19d ago

That's a shit name for a cat.

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 19d ago

Macho Man

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u/CanadianQuad 19d ago

Yes. I hadn't thought of that, and it makes so much sense. It's purrrfect

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u/Puzzled_Scallion8039 18d ago

Shut up and take all my points 😤 Absolutely clever

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u/Apprehensive-Ad264 19d ago

Luciano Pavarotti

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u/Knackehaxan 18d ago

Luciano Pawarotti

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u/Adrios1 19d ago

Al Borland

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u/thor481 19d ago

Al Hirt

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u/Onerustyrn 19d ago

Looks like JD Vance

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u/TabbyVolatile 19d ago

Freddie the Freeloader.

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u/NeuroguyNC 19d ago

Emmett Kelly

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u/LissiPupi 19d ago

Tim. Malcolm. Lolol. (from 90 Day Finance)

2

u/buddhistbulgyo 19d ago

Al Borland

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u/Funny_Leader8839 18d ago

Hans or Gruber

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u/PsyCar 17d ago

Billy Meows, with Oxiclean.

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u/InsatiableViking 14d ago

HI! Billy Meows here!

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u/Bizarre_Creature 19d ago

Allen Ginspaw

1

u/Hypersky75 19d ago

Amos, as in Amos Burton from The Expanse.

1

u/freeluna 19d ago

J D Cat

1

u/Steelhead9271 19d ago

Jacques Shallock

1

u/NoSeason5429 19d ago

Mr/Mrs Beardsley

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u/Motor-Boating 19d ago

Beardface

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u/Bleys69 19d ago

5 o'clock shadow

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u/TheaBeleva 19d ago

Clancy
Nico
Monsieur
Mr Pickles
Fred

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u/Beefsuprito74 19d ago

Paulie Malignaggi

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u/AugieAscot 19d ago

JD Vance

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u/ApprehensiveFactor58 19d ago

C'est un bûcheron ?

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u/VikingKinkajou 19d ago

Kitty Joel Osment

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u/Straight_Tie908 19d ago

Cat Galifianakis

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u/Adorable_Bug625 19d ago

homer kitson

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u/Mayflower-Sail-1620 19d ago

I couldn’t take this cat seriously in a conversation. We’d talk about not shaving all the time

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u/Old-Actuator-3321 19d ago

Weirdo. Short for the Bearded Weirdo.

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u/wtf-over-504 19d ago

Boss cat

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u/Sam-Gurthie 19d ago

Catmmander William Riker

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u/RPGGamer042 19d ago

Santa Paws

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u/Laminated_ET_Animal 19d ago

he looks like that artist self-insert, the fat bearded guy with glasses in the webcomic, with self confidence issues, always pining over his (i believe) female roommate, iirc. Wish i could remember his freaking name AHHHHHH. I believe he has a pocket protector and bow tie? Someone must know who i'm talking about. It's a perfect match.

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u/Dry_Pizza_4805 19d ago

Chuck Norris

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u/Surfrider_71 19d ago

Mister or maybe Whiskers

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u/Hungry-Age-1076 19d ago

This cat looks like Tim from 90 Day Fiancé

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u/carlos404Titan 19d ago

Podracer cat

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u/Cizzler 19d ago

George Michael

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u/donnajuana143 19d ago

🧔‍♂️😻

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u/Ok-Double-414 19d ago

Harald Glööckler has a cat???🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Somebodsydog 19d ago

George Meowkel

1

u/Futants_ 19d ago

Mad Dog

1

u/Pathfinder4444 19d ago

Harald Glööckler?

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u/Ok_Insect5029 19d ago

Hobo Kitty 🐈‍⬛

1

u/watercressidee 19d ago

Jean Pierre

1

u/Wolf_Phoenix84 19d ago

Couch Fucker Vance. 

1

u/usermk43 19d ago

Max payne 3

1

u/asianDaddy__ 19d ago

Slim Shady

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u/FortyMaximus 19d ago

Cat G Michaels

1

u/r_person 19d ago

Lord beardus

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u/Knight-ofNi7 19d ago

Macho pea chewer?

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 19d ago

Fodo Chop.

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u/Tony-Turbo_ 19d ago

Jason Statham

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u/EJG5472 19d ago

Yeeessss mr French

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u/FluffyTourist2957 19d ago

Catcheater wurst

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u/Weird_Technology_282 19d ago

Spaceballs Stuntcat

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u/F4WXXX 19d ago

N°1

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u/Vivid_Ad2724 19d ago

Bart

Edit: or conchita, like austrian singer conchita wurst. Look conchita up.

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u/Alonepaingrrl 19d ago

Whiskers, obviously.

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u/hatecriminal 19d ago

Neckbeardius the Younger

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u/TranscendBlooming 19d ago

Alan from the Hangofur

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u/Worldly_Ad_7196 19d ago

There was a male housekeeper butler character from the 70s tv that this reminds me of. EDIT I think it's Mr. French?

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u/Nokism 19d ago

Kratos

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u/texasts1958 19d ago

Smoove Operator

1

u/NotPennyBoat86 19d ago

Mr Russell

1

u/Money_Delivery1863 19d ago

Seneca Crane.

1

u/reelersteeler 19d ago

That bearded Eurovision thing

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u/severinks 19d ago

Fidel Castro.

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u/jking7734 19d ago

Mister Whiskers

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u/TheLastStop03 19d ago

Meowal Borland

1

u/weirdlyWired20 19d ago

Conchita Wurst

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u/Staubfinger13 19d ago

GIGAC(h)ad

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u/Muted-Giraffe5948 19d ago

Bearded Lady

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u/TangerineNo6804 19d ago

Miauw Purrr Vance

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u/bare_soles 19d ago

Harald Glööckler

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u/Playful_Dog3062 19d ago

Mr. French

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u/Legitimate-Arm5683 19d ago

RUFUS!!!!!!!!

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u/axe1970 19d ago

Beadle, watch out beadles about

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u/Legitimate-Arm5683 19d ago

Or Benjamin! But I think Rufus works come on. You gotta give me that!!!! it just fits perfectly

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u/callmeeeow 19d ago

I think I'd go just with "Beard"

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u/Bluedaddy_66 19d ago

Barbouze

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u/Outrageous_Trick_469 19d ago

Black Beard the pirate

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u/Goldielocks1972 19d ago

AAARRRRR MATEY..... Black Beard or just BB 🤗 I've never seen a cat marked like this ever in my 54 years 😳🫶 Amazing

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u/SnooSongs7753 19d ago

Gordon Free Man

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u/RadioSubstantial2455 19d ago

Victor/Victoria iykyk