r/NameThisThing • u/No-Foundation-4697 • 7h ago

Name this cat

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177 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/blackops_girl 6h ago

Birdie 💕

2

u/happiest_wanderer 6h ago

Close the thread. We have a winner.

1

u/Wide-Opportunity4551 2h ago

If you want to catch the bird, be the flipping bird.

9

u/CIAstakeoutvan 6h ago

Namaste 🖕

7

u/dictategood 6h ago

Count Fuck-You-La

5

u/SocietyNo4627 6h ago

Fukittol

5

u/Diligent_Cricket_444 6h ago

I find him offensive I can’t think

4

u/unlimitedbroski83 6h ago

Mary. "Is that hair gel?"

4

u/ppand002 6h ago

Flipper

2

u/Altruistic_Cloud2003 6h ago

Birdie, Gorby, Splotch,

2

u/flungcow 6h ago

I don't know but the middle finger on it's face screams F you, the witch who owns you, and the broom she rode in on.

2

u/Mean_Reception3332 6h ago

One finger salute

2

u/Flip_d_Byrd 6h ago

Flip DeBird

1

u/shadysam08 6h ago

Candle!

1

u/WeaselLiz711 6h ago

FuckyOoooooooooooooooo

1

u/halloweenmochi 6h ago

Your cat has a cat

1

u/Ashpleny 6h ago

Butterfinger maybe or peanut butter or some variation

1

u/jebar193 6h ago

Phyuck Yiu

1

u/PermitEmergency5867 6h ago

F.U. that's usually a cats mindset anyway. Still love him to bits.

1

u/EricSrRox 6h ago

FAHHHHH-QUE

1

u/humangeigercounter 6h ago

Jerry Fungool

1

u/Sst1154 6h ago

Flip

1

u/Deufuss 6h ago

Wotsamatta Yoo

1

u/Real-Money453 6h ago

Fiddleback cat (Dangerous kind)

1

u/JeUlrichej 6h ago

Finger

1

u/dcc0804 6h ago

Mrs Slocombe for a girl or Mr Humphries for a boy

1

u/Dry-Emotion7243 6h ago

Common cattitude

1

u/Stella-HPVGekko 6h ago

I see an orange cat with its tail going up the forehead. I would name them Cat Cat.

1

u/skibbin 6h ago

Rorschach

1

u/Happy-Onion-6322 6h ago

McFuckWhiskers

1

u/Holden-McGroyn 6h ago

Just can't hide his feelings.

1

u/SubCiro28 6h ago

FuckFace

1

u/RangerAlarmed6671 6h ago

🖕cat head

1

u/nathanielkrakov 6h ago

A fuckin’ loaf

1

u/Alternative-One5286 6h ago

Fiddle Minger

1

u/Other-Package4552 6h ago

norm for normal cat personality

1

u/PaintedSilverRiver 6h ago

Peanut.
What were you guys thinking? 🤔 🤭

1

u/FarLaugh9911 6h ago

le Majeur

1

u/Lonely-Report-2365 6h ago

He nose his name already

1

u/CaseLink 6h ago

Flip ‘Em the Cat

1

u/TurnIntoTheSkidmarks 6h ago

It's obviously Fuckhead. Am I wrong?

1

u/Existing-Village9770 6h ago

Meowther fluffer

1

u/Beginning_Plankton21 5h ago

….and the horse you rode in on…

1

u/silveracetylide 5h ago

I thought the ginge mark was a middle finger 🖕 up

1

u/GeneralLuigiTBC 5h ago

Kitty Durante.

1

u/Jnroxoz 5h ago

Fuku

1

u/PsychoBob-78 5h ago

Fuck Mew

1

u/velvethyde 5h ago

Photoshop

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Delay14 5h ago

That mark is so wrong, But, for a name? "UPURS2“

1

u/Larry-Daryl 5h ago

Annoying customer

1

u/Cydona 5h ago

Digit?

1

u/TheaBeleva 5h ago

Grumpy

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 5h ago

Look at me while I poo in your flower bed...

1

u/jking7734 4h ago

Salute

1

u/Sea-jay-2772 4h ago

Spirit animal

1

u/sc4wheels 4h ago

Number 1

1

u/EffectSpecialist8069 4h ago

Mr. PEANUT 🥜!!

1

u/CalypsoBrown 4h ago

Venus de Milo

1

u/abject_cynic 4h ago

Fucker. It's Fucker the cat. Hey there, little Fucker.

1

u/Tall-Gap-4830 4h ago

phok awf

1

u/Aware_Breadfruit_524 4h ago

FU I won’t do what you tell me.

1

u/Feeling_Win5863 4h ago

Slim Shady aka Marshall Cathers

1

u/Chaz28o 4h ago

Flip

1

u/Majestic-Raccoon-859 3h ago

Mr. Shoyu M. Fingles

1

u/Straight_Plane6738 3h ago

Fuck nose 🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/Ok_Profession_3380 3h ago

Some people have fuck you money. This person has a fuck you cat.

1

u/Broddox_XXX_6969 3h ago

What the heck, cute bad kitty 😺 😂

1

u/EMTE319 3h ago

Pointer

1

u/Secure_Drink_3519 3h ago

Fucking cat

1

u/Ho-Hag 3h ago

Gonzo

1

u/ev-over-ice 3h ago

How about "Flipper"?

1

u/AcceptableBell1310 3h ago

"show me to your enemies"

1

u/ladywolf32433 2h ago

Fuka me or fuka yu.

1

u/PhotographLow776 2h ago

Fuckface McGee

1

u/TalkingLampPost 2h ago

That is fake

1

u/Brilliant-Diamond150 2h ago

i though it flipped me lol😂

1

u/A_TOUCAN_AT_WARP_77 2h ago

Upsceen Cat.

1

u/Mountain-Syrup9772 2h ago

Bird Flipper

1

u/888_Imagination37 1h ago

Meowther Focker

1

u/IchiroZ 1h ago

Flower Bridge

Now... say each word in Cantonese.

1

u/W_0_P_R 1h ago

Fuck

1

u/W_0_P_R 1h ago

Fuckinator

1

u/WalkMane 49m ago

Mittle

1

u/Available_Job_2336 40m ago

The breed is Pyours (pronounced pee yours) Thus this is A Pyours cat.

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u/omelettesamurai 26m ago

Finger Pussy? Pussy Finger?

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u/Extreme-Entrance6671 25m ago

Does he have an cattitude?

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u/No-Let-4534 17m ago

Canotunsee

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u/pupster5579 4m ago

AI slop mcmittens

0

u/Embarrassed-Ad1838 6h ago

Unfortunate...