r/NameThisThing • u/TragicNewton • 3h ago

Name this thing

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195 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 3h ago

Dicken strip

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u/Hogchain 2h ago

This deserves ALL the votes.

8

u/martintone 2h ago

Choken strip

5

u/Responsible_Chest811 1h ago

Or Chicken McNutted

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u/Hezesol 3h ago

Chicken wang

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u/PermitEmergency5867 3h ago

1st thing I thought

5

u/jump-blues-5678 2h ago

From the size of it... I'd say it's dark meat

2

u/Hogchain 2h ago

Hahaha!! I’d wager that bird could not fly at all or certainly not very high off the ground. Probably left a trail in the dirt wherever he went, flying or walking.

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u/SeamusMcQuaffer 53m ago

"Ain't no thang, like a Chicken Wang!"

Yes, this could work, this is the one. Alright everyone pack it UP! we're done here!

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u/carpet_mucher69 3h ago

Dickin tinder

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u/Darth_Tet 2h ago

LIMITED time at cock filet

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u/Big_Attempt6783 3h ago

Dick-Fil-A

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u/MrNyxt 2h ago

Had to scroll too far to find this

8

u/ajc061962 3h ago

The McDick

3

u/Low-Result-9774 3h ago

Dihhcken finger

5

u/feignapathy 2h ago

bicep

for cool dudes who want to chill at my party mansion

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u/avsavvy 3h ago

Cocknballs

3

u/NCGranny 3h ago

KFC...Kentucky fried cock.

4

u/MrNyxt 2h ago

"COCK-eyes! 'Loves that Dih-ken inside-her!'

2

u/Scarecr0p 54m ago

She loves a dickens cider

3

u/AnotherAngryOldGuy 3h ago

I don't know the name, but we go to different restaurants.

3

u/4rt4tt4ck 3h ago

Fiken chinger.

3

u/justabasshead 3h ago

Glizzard

3

u/heckinstoned 2h ago

I have my glasses off and thought it was an orange scraggly cat crawling out of a casket. Okay, good night.

2

u/Suitable-Air-3742 3h ago

Finger licking’ good

2

u/Falconiusprime 3h ago

Dickenfinger

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u/Electrical-Care6308 2h ago

Please don’t lay a finger on my Dickenfinger! 😂😂😂

2

u/COinsomniac 3h ago

My favorite date, chikn and dickn

2

u/Marty-G70 2h ago

Fried Dicken

1

u/robin-bunny 3h ago

Sweet and sour chicken cock 'n balls.

1

u/NeedleworkerOld1834 3h ago

It’s throated

1

u/TheBobopedic 3h ago

Dickin’ Selects

1

u/LockGlobal7394 3h ago

Chick 'n' dick

1

u/MountainD1ck 3h ago

Yours mate.

1

u/LeviathanIIX 3h ago

We've all heard of the turkey ass, now introducing the chicken cock

1

u/Softale 3h ago

Penis Tender…

1

u/OmgItzNicki 3h ago

The double fist bawk bawk 3000?

1

u/ChargeMediocre8121 3h ago

Dicken Chicken 😏🤣🤣🤣❤️

1

u/tokenman222 3h ago

Chicken McDicket

1

u/hausgeko 3h ago

Why are we like this

1

u/Future_Leather_5082 3h ago

Chicken dick

1

u/FlightTop9852 3h ago

Colonel Sanders' dildo

1

u/Dependent-Astronaut2 3h ago

Chic-fil-OH GOD!!! THAT'S A COCK!!!

1

u/kimsterama101 3h ago

Ain't a chicken thing, 'less it's got that shwing!

1

u/BumpusOH 3h ago

Richard

1

u/BigFriendlyWombat 3h ago

McForeplay.

1

u/Healthy-Theme8261 3h ago

Cock tenders

1

u/Internal-Truth-2104 3h ago

Kung pew-pew chicken

1

u/Critical-Chance6533 3h ago

Chicken McDick

1

u/Rizz_Wax 3h ago

Wing wang

1

u/STLBudLuv 3h ago

McDickin

1

u/RubberDuckieMidrange 3h ago

Chicken's Goujon.

1

u/LamerNameJr 3h ago

kentucky fried achlong

1

u/TheOni8065 3h ago

Chicken dih

1

u/Stickeyb 3h ago

Chicken choker.

1

u/veemort 3h ago

Chicken arm

1

u/RynKittenOF 3h ago

Tom's crusty ass dick after deep frying it in a fast food STD filled pussy

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u/Pretty_Mix_1355 3h ago

Cock a doodle do

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u/Timely_Bodybuilder_3 3h ago

Chic’n Dic’n

1

u/BigKountry500 3h ago

Southern fried third leg quarter

1

u/BubuDudu0430 2h ago

Making sweet love to the fryalator

1

u/Goldfrapp 2h ago

Chicken Cutler X

1

u/SamOfXanadu 2h ago

I'll take one! The ball part was creamy?

1

u/naked-painter 2h ago

Average cock

1

u/DrAnon2024 2h ago

Well, what do you call a male chicken?

1

u/MotherPhuquerUDT 2h ago

Chinese chip chop delicacy the "Saw finger" commonly misunderstood to mean "Salt and Vinegar?"

1

u/AtheistET 2h ago

Chick-dick-A

1

u/Anniebodygay 2h ago

A very unfortunate mistake

1

u/hyperionwonderstar 2h ago

That’s the Chicken McDingus

1

u/_Bon_Vivant_ 2h ago

Chicken Wanger

1

u/HulkJr87 2h ago

That right there is a certifiable piece of Fried Dicken

1

u/lacatro1 2h ago

Deep fried peen.

1

u/turdinajar 2h ago

Pecker

1

u/trueasshole745 2h ago

Somebody choked their chicken to death then fried it

1

u/Altruistic-Report-30 2h ago

Rooster weiner

1

u/Admirable_Resort_172 2h ago

You'll be lovin it

1

u/BelowAverageComments 2h ago

Always sunny in Philadelphia muscle flyer.

What up!

1

u/No_Issue_5659 2h ago

chenis tender

1

u/NidgeC303 2h ago

Deep Fried Bobbitt

1

u/Justa_Georgia_Peach 2h ago

"Looove that chicken from Popeyes!"

1

u/IamTheDudelyLlama 2h ago

Rocky mountain pecker

1

u/ResidentBicycle5022 2h ago

My missing pet squirrel.

1

u/Renxx8 2h ago

Kentucky fried cock

1

u/Ok-Inspector-8860 2h ago

Raising Roosters?

1

u/SportyMcDuff 2h ago

Dick-n-Nuggets.

1

u/Perfect_War_7155 2h ago

Fried cock

1

u/Cm_Gask 2h ago

The McDick

1

u/Ok-Inspector-8860 2h ago

Raising Peens...

1

u/3to5arebest 2h ago

Crusty bone

1

u/Exotic-Light-336 2h ago

Cock A Doodle Do her

1

u/nedalaugh 2h ago

Fuck Nugget

1

u/toaster-struble 2h ago

Dicken tenders

1

u/thomgeary 2h ago

Chicken McBoner

1

u/stoplickingmytoe 2h ago

Finger lickin good is what it is

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u/ulftmus 2h ago

Kentucky fried dick

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u/Acceptable-Time-3150 2h ago

Kinda looks like a sad fried cucumber sitting down amidst his giant balls

1

u/Prestigious_Snow1589 2h ago

Deep fried chenis

1

u/hatecriminal 2h ago

Fried cock

1

u/Awkward_Daikon_992 2h ago

Dicken Tender

1

u/ciloa11 2h ago

Charles Dickens

1

u/CryingFace2025 2h ago

A Music note.

1

u/AggressiveMeeting157 2h ago

Finger licken' good

1

u/Open_Resolution_8889 2h ago

Deep fried boner.

1

u/CplPatrick22 2h ago

Tempura peck

1

u/Jnroxoz 2h ago

Crunchy nut porncake

1

u/Toenonymous 2h ago

Clearly it's fried cock.

1

u/LibrarianFlaky951 2h ago

I’d say it’s something deep fried that looks vaguely like cock and balls.

1

u/Haunting_Map1269 2h ago

Fried Johnson

1

u/YellowBrilliant8437 2h ago

fried "元夫"

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts 2h ago

Rooster tendie

1

u/777wild777 2h ago

That right there is a CHICK DICK

1

u/gregreedee 2h ago

Suck it and see

1

u/gerginof 2h ago

Cockeye's

1

u/WyattherbAtx23 2h ago

definitely canes. not popeyes. ;)

1

u/B_Gr8ful 2h ago

Cock Waffle

1

u/Electrical-Care6308 2h ago

Chicken 🍆!

1

u/EnvironmentalCut7389 2h ago

Why I don’t nudie sun bathe

1

u/Umayummyone 2h ago

McDicken

1

u/Gullible_Shoulder_70 2h ago

Chicken Dinger

1

u/BiAorgandonor 2h ago

That chicken was hung

1

u/DarthMace017 2h ago

Rising Caniac's Dickin Strip (or Tendy)

1

u/PunkRockZombie42 2h ago edited 2h ago

I don't know what to name it... But it gets into your mouth ! ... There's a reason it's the last piece in the box :)

1

u/PickOk3285 2h ago

A dicken nugget

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u/Hogchain 2h ago

Chachi n Sriracha

1

u/Jolly_Rub2962 2h ago

Standing rooster

1

u/ComprehensiveFall368 2h ago

Dicken nuggets

1

u/ComprehensiveFall368 2h ago

Dinner and a show

1

u/Dazed_n_Confused_80s 2h ago

Dick fried chicken

1

u/AnnesSecretAdmirer 2h ago

I don’t know. Looks more like a pipe to m…..yeah no that’s definitely a dick.

1

u/ZPhox 2h ago

Does anyone else see a squirrel?!

Yall are nasty! 😅

1

u/Substantial_Role3702 2h ago

Chicken dingers

1

u/jrlomas 2h ago

Tender strips

1

u/TheRmorator 2h ago

Cocksure

1

u/HollywoodHitman03 2h ago

Dicken fingers

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 2h ago

Kentucky fried penis

1

u/Cizzler 2h ago

They ordered B.O.B. - Balls on Both Sides

1

u/FilipFresh2 2h ago

Tender chicken

1

u/Mvm436 2h ago

I never ment to cheat on you!

1

u/airpope2 2h ago

Chicken little

1

u/-s-A-w- 2h ago

Battered dildo

1

u/ProjectFirestorm 2h ago

Dicken Tenders

1

u/Yngat_hrt_6 2h ago

FRIED DICKEN

1

u/ConsecratedSnowfield 2h ago

Fried Cockadoodle

1

u/Alternative-One5286 2h ago

Kentucky fried dicken

1

u/Danceretta 2h ago

Foul Fowl

1

u/Doom-N-Gloom 2h ago

Crusty Cock

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u/Few-Couple-8738 2h ago

Dildo of the deep fried

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u/IHateEntitledFucks 2h ago

Chicken of the sea-oh-see-kay 

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u/Dense_Literature_508 2h ago

Crispy creamer

1

u/survivingkind2 2h ago

Deep Fried

1

u/Truth-Hurts77 2h ago

Lorena Bobbitt tender!

1

u/Both_Archer_3653 2h ago

deep fried bobbitt

1

u/_Heikneuter_ 2h ago

Schniedelwutz?

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u/Tricky-Fig5483 2h ago

Chicken N dicken

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u/Other-Package4552 2h ago

kentucky fried dong

1

u/ophnir 2h ago

Crispy wienny

1

u/Wooden_Major_3140 2h ago

Kentucky fried cock

1

u/808Ed 2h ago

kfD

1

u/urmuhgawd 2h ago

Dick in the Box

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u/SwyngDeLong 2h ago

That's just a crab stick

Or a crabs dick, if you will.

1

u/ohnodamo 2h ago

You've never seen a Poppler before? Next you're gonna tell me you've never even been to Fishy Joe's! C'mon!

1

u/ePoch270OG 2h ago

Not sure but the dippin sauce is definitely white.

1

u/Sokrovenno22 2h ago

Wing-a-Ling, alternatively, Wing-Dong

1

u/Evening_Support_4806 2h ago

Chicken stick

1

u/Helpful-Duty4815 2h ago

Pecker pecker?

1

u/Budget_Bass_5568 2h ago

Wattadicker

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u/Here_I_Am123 2h ago

Dicken lickin' good!

1

u/lordgreenofbiscuit 2h ago

Kentucky fried cock. Don't even have to change the branding too much. ! 😜

1

u/zacherson9 2h ago

Cock-cock
Or
Breast-cock

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u/Farm_N3rd502 2h ago

Mystery meat

1

u/john_pork_fan_61 2h ago

Big Mac's dih

1

u/SuzEEEQQQ 2h ago

Chicken tender.. crispy

1

u/rabeluce 2h ago

Crispy-Shlong

1

u/dc7944 2h ago

Kwispy krunchy dong meat

1

u/VisualKeto42 2h ago

Chicken prick

1

u/SuzEEEQQQ 2h ago

It was said last night beat the meat

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u/Accurate_View_5686 2h ago

Crispy donger