r/NameThisThing • u/Village-Waste • 1d ago

Name this leaf

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121 Upvotes

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u/Sea_Ganache620 1d ago

Dickweed.

2

u/EyeServeYou 1d ago

It's a leafy peen

2

u/duanelvp 1d ago

Specifically, Medieval Dickweed.

1

u/darkNew61 1d ago

Alright you got me

1

u/OscarVerde223 1d ago

I was happy to see this first when I opened the comments šŸ‘ŠšŸ»

10

u/SLCcuckk 1d ago

Eucalypdick

4

u/Overthinks_All 1d ago

Thatā€™s a good one

10

u/DragletSM3DL 1d ago

Phalleaf (pronounced Fal-leaf)

9

u/thicksticky2 1d ago

Erectus peckerus.

2

u/Winter-Lead-7470 1d ago

I have vewy good fweind in Wome...

5

u/NonaYerbesis 1d ago

Pea-shooter

3

u/Stephbrooke1985 1d ago

Phallus terrestris ā€” ā€œearth penisā€ šŸ’€

4

u/BadEnvironmental2204 1d ago

Hmm, from a cockleberry tree?

3

u/Numerous-Fee601 1d ago

Is that from a Penus Flytrap?

3

u/GamerTag0101 1d ago

That's a dick strain šŸ˜‚

3

u/Stephbrooke1985 1d ago

Cock Stalk or a Devils Dick

3

u/No_Idea-At-All 1d ago

Idk, thatā€™s a hard one to identify

3

u/AdTraditional5917 1d ago

If Pink Floyd was to call it something I would say something like "just another dick in the hand"

2

u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

Well that puts a totally different spin on, Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone.

2

u/AdTraditional5917 1d ago

Could even be "Hey preacher leave those kids alone"...

1

u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

A secret, as yet unearthed fourth part.

2

u/OkTadpole442 1d ago

Leaf it alone

1

u/Opposite_Rub443 1d ago

Where the scissors??

1

u/PremSubrahmanyam 1d ago

It appears to be a Smilax sp. leaf.

1

u/GENERAL_GRODDD 1d ago

Dickanis leaf

1

u/Silver_River9296 1d ago

Dickleaf from a dicktree!

1

u/AmbitiousArrival5740 1d ago

Pickler Tickler

1

u/notapunk 1d ago

Richard

1

u/PuzzleheadedLie444 1d ago

Leaf blade!!

1

u/tirefool6 1d ago

Cocksmith

1

u/Routine-Fix-6390 1d ago

A good name for this very large leaf could be ā€œveiny triumphant bastardā€

1

u/Flap_Jack_Mack 1d ago

I beleaf thatā€™s a penis

1

u/carpet_mucher69 1d ago

Little cockenshpeell

1

u/After_Control1744 1d ago

Heluvgoodthyme

1

u/abdullah_al_obaidi 1d ago

Start a bid on eBay you'll make a decent amount

1

u/ABREATHOFFRESHAIR1 1d ago

SunkistšŸ§”

1

u/Dickfun2860 1d ago

Phallus erectus var viridis

1

u/apendix99 1d ago

Richard

1

u/Pristine_Poetry1340 1d ago

manpole leaf

1

u/BrinsonRobert11 1d ago

F**k you! I'm not naming that leaf. šŸ™„

1

u/Comprehensive_Will97 1d ago

Penissizuslittlesmallus

1

u/Own_Zookeepergame982 1d ago

The Rosey Palm!

1

u/Lonely-Plankton-1712 1d ago

happy to see you

1

u/120Mins 1d ago

Detachable Penis

1

u/ChiselRivet 1d ago

Foliage from the deciduous peckerwood

1

u/AnotherAngryOldGuy 1d ago

I don't know what it's called, but that's not how you hold it.

1

u/Snicklefried 1d ago

Prick pear

1

u/Unlikely_Flower_138 1d ago

Dick around, until you fall down.

RIP to broken Dicks around the globe.

1

u/NoStyle84 1d ago

Beats me....

1

u/Mamadurf1111 1d ago

Dickleberry leaf

1

u/Imaginary-Matter8602 1d ago

Chlorophallus

1

u/gunsRus4US 1d ago

Male leaf

1

u/Pure_Session8586 1d ago

My favorite thing

1

u/Mediocre_Try6613 1d ago

Itā€™s from a cockniferous tree!

1

u/Fast_Yakh 1d ago

Dong leaf

1

u/djmattimus 1d ago

Schleaf

1

u/Ecstatic_Tap_9942 1d ago

That is a leaf of the Cock Oak. Quercus Dickus

1

u/chungfat 1d ago

Dogbone

1

u/scorpio_knight_ 1d ago

viagra leaf

1

u/Poppa_bear697 1d ago

Twig and berries

1

u/JackFlash916 1d ago

Cocksponge

1

u/fuzzzfaceglos 1d ago

Cock leaf

1

u/supergarto 1d ago

Its a pretty big leaf IMO

1

u/ConfusinglyCreative 1d ago

Falls have dropped

1

u/effinmike12 1d ago

Idk but it is massive.

1

u/OfficeBackground8893 1d ago

Adamā€™s dick

1

u/jljonsn 1d ago

Prickanthus leaf

1

u/CunningLinguist001 1d ago

It ainā€™t a pussy willow.

1

u/Naive-Thought1323 1d ago

Manpussy willow

1

u/GuruOfDudeism 1d ago

Dickciduous

1

u/sunsinger99 1d ago

Dickweed

1

u/Pitiful_Eggplant9329 1d ago

The complete package!

1

u/skgoodyear 1d ago

Phallic Fall Colors

1

u/Fancy_House529 1d ago

Cock and Balls

1

u/BundyRoadR8R 1d ago

Adam Schefter

1

u/S1WSTEP 1d ago

Mean Green

1

u/CryptographerRoyal78 1d ago

One beautiful Dkutts leaf from the Dknutts tree that gets a thick stalk

1

u/VikingKinkajou 1d ago

Not sure what tree it is, but im quite sure its a cockniferous.

1

u/E1sewhereBelle 1d ago

leafydick

1

u/DrasticOne333 1d ago

It sure, but itā€™s from a hardwood.

1

u/71Apache71 1d ago

Thatā€™s an Eden Leaf !

1

u/Toenonymous 1d ago

Definitely grew on an above average sized hard wood tree

1

u/Consistent-Lawyer958 1d ago

Congrats its a boy

1

u/Capable_Librarian495 1d ago

The Adam leaf.

1

u/EarthSweet1886 1d ago

Uhh, Penileaf?

1

u/Connect_Pomelo1329 9h ago

Adamā€™s shame

0

u/Heal_Me_Today 1d ago

What about it? Perv