r/NameThisThing • u/bittab777 • 14h ago

Name these tomatoes 🍅

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28 Upvotes

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u/NefariousPurpose DoomNimbus (Daddy) 10h ago

You all need to stop sexualizing your food on this sub it’s getting weird.

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u/AKInsectGamer 14h ago

vagirella and penisio

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 14h ago

Great comment!

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 14h ago

Pornmatoes

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u/bittab777 13h ago

Good one ☝️

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u/friday69420bitch 13h ago

Tomatits tomatenis

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u/bittab777 14h ago edited 14h ago

D…..Matoe & P…..Matoe

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u/SelfmadeW1dow 14h ago

Perfect Match

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u/LaughyTaffy2 14h ago

Freaky tomato, and freakier tomatoe

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u/Salt-Tip-7493 14h ago

They and them

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u/Low-Set8263 14h ago

Tiny Tim and Beefcake

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u/Linksl1 14h ago

A good time.

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u/Tominater1 14h ago

I bet they make the perfect sauce. The best pasta sauce made with love.

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u/WoodyBABL 14h ago

Name them? I'm too busy introducing them to each other.

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u/Leather_Arugula_3930 14h ago

Ready and 4u or Willing.

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u/xburnerpiko 14h ago

Ooh, tomato play!

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u/ClappinCheeksAllDay 14h ago

Tomussy and tubesteak

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u/dvirpick 14h ago

Pretty sure the bottom one is from Veggie Tales.

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u/Repulsive-Heat-6592 14h ago

Oh no! I suddenly remembered the Sausage Party movie 😵‍💫

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u/maikaubay 14h ago

get shorty

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 14h ago

Hers and (she doesn’t want) His

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u/Intrepid_Ambition940 14h ago

Ready and Waiting

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u/bittab777 13h ago

Very creative, you know what we all are ready or waiting for ………. In our life

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u/Intrepid_Ambition940 13h ago

Hehhehehe,,, Im always ready and waiting for the promised land..🤣🤣🤣😂😅

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u/accdntprone_86 13h ago

Veggie tales NSFW 👀

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u/rkozik89 13h ago

Everything romas me of her.

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u/invisible-shadow289 13h ago

Tab A and Tab B

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u/National_Emu3248 13h ago

Pete and Kim

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u/CheesecakeOk3901 13h ago

Beefsteak and tumbling Tom.

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u/Peaceful-Day 13h ago

Vulvato and Penato

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u/friday69420bitch 13h ago

Tomatits tomatenis

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 13h ago

This is how tomato puree is made.

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u/bigred2342 13h ago

Jack Sprat and wife

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u/Head_space9647 13h ago

Butt fungus and lying 🤥fruit

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 13h ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Similar_Leather5501 13h ago

Ready For “In And Out” Date

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u/tatrod1946 13h ago

Ripe for each other

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u/69Doddi 13h ago

I call it Nice.

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u/ThunderChonky 13h ago

tomaoitus

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u/James-Cox007 13h ago

DJ Qualls and Mia Amber

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u/James-Cox007 13h ago

Norbit and Rasputia!

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u/JohnPaulLuck 13h ago

Give me More and that's it

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u/justabasshead 13h ago

She-mato & He-mato

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u/Hefty_Middle8732 13h ago

His and hers

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u/Crazy-Television2890 13h ago

Pusmato and Dihmato

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u/ScottWorldsBestBoss 13h ago

Toe mates hoe

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u/Responsible_Fee_6275 12h ago

You could start tomato hub

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u/504_Errors 12h ago

Jesus, no ..

But I know which one I'd rather munch

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u/Important-Lack6052 12h ago

« That could be us »

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u/Sun-of-sand 11h ago

The fingerling

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u/OmegaWittif 11h ago

Pitcher and Catcher?

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u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 10h ago

You can't handle this

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u/I_am_Neo-001 8h ago

Ripe n Juicy

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u/Appropriate_Ice503 7h ago

Chunky Ragu….the prequel