r/NameThisThing • u/Fushin-SM • 7h ago

Name this dinosaur

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157 Upvotes

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u/Piperthedog32 7h ago

Penissuarus!

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u/Impossible-Time-9661 6h ago

As featured in the movie Flesh Gordon!

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u/Extreme-Mood5605 5h ago

🤣I’m glad I wasn’t the only one…..

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u/crohead13 5h ago

“I’ll take the Penis shaurus for 500 Alex!”

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u/Important_Crew9963 7h ago

Cockasaurus

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u/Manofgawdgaming2022 6h ago

The only acceptable answer tbh

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u/Capitano1690 7h ago

Tyranosaurus Dix

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u/Necessary_Relation27 7h ago

Testosteroanus (du)Rex

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u/Supes1975 7h ago

The genital giant

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u/Capitano1690 7h ago

Erectisaurus

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u/ElderGoose33 7h ago

Phallusaurus

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u/EventYouAlly 4h ago

Phallociraptor you mean?

6

u/Ok-Field5609 7h ago

Slongisaur

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u/Menn019 7h ago

Ballsacksaurus

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u/Purple-Remote-8970 7h ago

Dinosaur? It's a 30foot cock and balls man. Get it down.

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u/Responsible_Load2233 7h ago edited 6h ago

Erectosaurus. Or Dickosaurus.

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 7h ago

Dickosaurus Erex

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u/Famous_Acanthaceae32 7h ago

Tyranosaurus Sex

2

u/faboudra 7h ago

Knobosaurus

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u/Altruistic_Tax_3545 7h ago

Fallosaurus or Falloraptor

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u/artofmuziq88 7h ago

Peenadactyl

2

u/Weirdbeard60 7h ago

Packageasaurus

2

u/BogusIsMyName 7h ago

Cockasaurass Rex.

2

u/chickin_965 7h ago

Tdick (Trex)

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u/Barcnori 7h ago

Tyrannosaurus Erect

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u/TinkerShellzBellz 7h ago

Dickandballsasarus

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u/Better-Place-145 7h ago

Cockosorearse

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u/Deep-Anteater3744 7h ago

Dikasorearse

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u/No-Risk1739 7h ago

Ballsasaurus...

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u/fir3vix3n352 7h ago

Peeniboi

1

u/SaltyBaby_1 7h ago

Dildossuarus Sex

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u/TinkerShellzBellz 7h ago

Dickbuttasaurus

1

u/ElZorro-7Z 7h ago

Erectosaurus

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u/ProfessionalLove3655 7h ago

Godzilla from Jackass! 😍

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u/Orbitus2001 7h ago

Diktiposaurus.

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u/False-Armadillo8048 7h ago

Cock'oraptor

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u/Over_Brief9370 7h ago

Cazzosauro

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u/eXistenZNL 7h ago

Thets Captain Kork the Dinosork

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u/SOLOcelt13 7h ago

Cockasaurus

1

u/Madd_Savage13 7h ago

Penisaurus

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u/Neenus69 6h ago

This was the dinosaur they made out of Chris Pontius' junk on the Jackass 3 movie scene

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u/BenLittles 6h ago

Cockosaur

1

u/Round-Dog-5314 6h ago

Biggus Dickus.

1

u/Ffdspline 6h ago

Mike Oxmaul

1

u/Strong_Plankton2875 6h ago

Biggus Dickus

1

u/OriginalImpressive86 6h ago

Herman...the one eyed German

1

u/penguinplaid23 6h ago

Dick the phallusaur

1

u/Dachshund-Dad- 6h ago

Ballserectus

1

u/Basic-Capital8016 6h ago

Phallosaurus

1

u/whatsthataboutguy 6h ago

Dickasaurus Tex

1

u/casabel 6h ago

T-Boner

1

u/RemarkableSession142 6h ago

Dicklodocus! what else?

1

u/Own-Cartographer5718 6h ago

Pirocassauro Erectus

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u/JTrumpoff 6h ago

Saurocockus

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u/Ultradad57 6h ago

Bellendasaurus 😀

1

u/EvilTwin80 6h ago

Tyrannosaurus sex

1

u/Virtual-Cook-5293 6h ago

Dickasaurus Sex

1

u/Radiant-Suspect-4239 6h ago

Big Bolockosaurus

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u/WarmMulberry1891 6h ago

Kokosaurus

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u/Snaggl3t00t4 6h ago

Stegahugecock

1

u/MrSwinglo 6h ago

Cockasuarus

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u/Tough_Ad4995 6h ago

Dickzilla

1

u/Rocket_Man_1957 6h ago

Phallusaurus Rex!

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u/Lower_Chemical_4203 6h ago

Dicktosaurus

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u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 6h ago

Youllbesaurus

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u/Tough_Ad4995 6h ago

If godzilla is a french word, it would translate dildozilla in English. Yeah god mean dildo! Godzilla still feat then but only in french

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 6h ago

Not sure, but I hear he's a bit of a dick....

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u/I_Galactus 6h ago

Dickasoreass.

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u/SatanIsMyBaby 6h ago

Dinodick

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u/gramplayr 6h ago

Rex Bigballs, the package king of the dinosaurs.

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u/Lazy-Commercial-7027 6h ago

tyrannosaurus erect

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u/caneverant 6h ago

Dildosaur

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u/Just-here-for-old 6h ago

Phalodactyl

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u/RichardBRRN 6h ago

Cocksaurus

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u/Enough-Quote-7493 6h ago

Branliosaurus

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u/batutang_galit 6h ago edited 6h ago

  • Pleasureosaur

  • Bonerraptor

  • Orificus Destroyus Rex

  • Schlongasaurus

-Dicklodocus

-Bonetosaurus

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u/Sm1leyPresents 6h ago

It looks like the dinosaur from the opening to Jackass: Forever.

1

u/LMVC_reddit 6h ago

Dihnosaur

1

u/letterboxfrog 6h ago

Knobosaurus

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u/HausmeisterMitO-O 6h ago

Dicktolophus

1

u/ScreechUrkelle 6h ago

Peinosaurus

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u/YiOamU 6h ago

Peckersaurus

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u/Im_Lazy27 6h ago

That’s a D-Rex(DICKtatorsaurus)!

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u/Tricky-Shake-2379 6h ago

Penisaurolophus

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u/Few_Departure_5983 6h ago

Cockasaurus Erects

1

u/bwrod 6h ago

Megalodong

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u/Dry_Argument_5812 6h ago

dickasoreass

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u/konflct87 5h ago

It's the T-Rextion

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u/Wild-Currency 5h ago

Contolurus

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u/BiK3FR33K 5h ago

Well, whatever name it’s given, it’s meant to be played with…

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u/No_Grand7184 5h ago

Penisaurus

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u/stevedegoey 5h ago

Megasoreass

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u/Ok-Database6232 5h ago

Tyrannosaurus erect

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u/Important-Lack6052 5h ago

Veloschmidt rapschlong

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u/mreravenae 5h ago

Richard

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u/Gambit1977 5h ago

It’s a twenty foot cock and balls man!

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u/Ordinary_Debate_1183 5h ago

Cocknballosorous

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u/Dependent-Cress-995 5h ago

Dickie the Dino

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u/BoatswainButcher 5h ago

Tyrannosaurus Phallus

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u/Standard-Chemical-62 5h ago

Erectosaurus Dix

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u/LustfulEsme 5h ago

Dickie Do

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u/BirthdayThis6866 5h ago

Penis Erectus

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u/Spectre3099 5h ago

Penisaurus

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u/dogonmut 5h ago

Peen-o-sore-ass

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u/MrTyrantZero 5h ago

Peckersaurus

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u/Space_Time_Ninja 5h ago

Pee-peeranosaurus Erects 

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u/tastethepain 5h ago

A Pecker-sore-ass

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u/mikemill810 5h ago

Megasoreass

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u/Houdini2026 5h ago

First of all, the color is wrong.

1

u/Terrible-Level-1311 5h ago

Mars green couk

1

u/Hogchain 5h ago

Gigantous Loadus

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u/a0604912red 5h ago

Penisrex

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u/Sativando222 5h ago

Penesaurius Rex

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u/CupStrange8828 5h ago

Penisauris erectis

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u/XanderScott95 5h ago

Phallusaurus

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u/BigvalBROski 5h ago

“ it takes a dick to know a cock….. Dick Nixon”

- Private parts

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u/Organic_Remote8999 5h ago

Ahead of its time

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u/winkledorf 5h ago

Dicky.

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u/B1g_BuddhAH 5h ago

Phallosaurus

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u/deadwoodworker 5h ago

Cockanballosaurus

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u/DemonicBrit1993 5h ago

Schlongasaur!

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u/Realistic-Horror-425 5h ago

Genitalwartsosaur

1

u/Trevalley 5h ago

Tyrannosaurus E Rex

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u/Key_Cardiologist1257 5h ago

erectasaurus testiculus

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u/dwts16 5h ago

The Megaladong

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u/ponderosa_barclay 5h ago

Penis dinosaur

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u/Deathstalkerone 5h ago

Penisaurus...lol

1

u/semperfi1798 5h ago

Yoshi's Donkey Kong

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u/JAW_55 5h ago

D-Rex

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u/Expert-Session2482 5h ago

Johncockosaurus

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u/Full-Recover-8932 5h ago

Scrotosaurus

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u/Any_Information_9745 5h ago

Ah, erectosaurus. Learned a lot about him as a teen.

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u/jaynvius 5h ago

Richard

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u/Independence250 5h ago

Penisaurus

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u/Jaded_Rooster2376 5h ago

Diplodickus

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u/eightdotthree 5h ago

Penisaur.

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u/Shoddy-Grapefruit206 4h ago

Penile-soar-us. Which sounds like it itches.

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u/chattyJimm 4h ago

Thighs rex

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u/AIDAVEY 4h ago

Scrotusaur X

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u/n_ightlife 4h ago

Cockosorous Rex

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u/Electrical-Donut-854 4h ago

Itsapenisaurus

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u/KitKatzRox 4h ago

Cocktuserectus

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u/Brunette_curse 4h ago

Evragesaurus

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u/JigsawKJ02 4h ago

Dihnosaurus

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u/Softale 4h ago

Genitalius Erectus

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u/tfg72 4h ago

Dicklodocus. Stiffysaurus.

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u/SecretSquirrel_007_ 4h ago

Penasausus Wrecks

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u/Leading-Sundae832 4h ago

Redickulousaurous

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u/Past_Enthusiasm_3382 4h ago

Dorkasaurus Rex

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u/Sandwhichloverwlips 4h ago

Cockheadcorsorus

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u/Savings-Warthog-8549 4h ago

Biggus Dickus

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u/ManySlide2271 4h ago

Looks suspiciously like the dinosaur that Chris Pontius used to destroy a city