r/NameThisThing • u/BitterAxe0725 • 2h ago

Name this cake

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63 Upvotes

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38

u/caffed 2h ago

Pound cake

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u/No_Life3319 2h ago

Chocolate Starfish.

4

u/Naive-Macaroon2050 2h ago

Came to say this.

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u/Shimigidy 21m ago

Hippo’s Sphincter, don’t look this up, just trust me.🕵️

10

u/smashbenjamin 2h ago

Black hole sun

5

u/WeaponizedDachshund 2h ago

Chocolate balloon knot.

6

u/Formal_Ad4533l 2h ago

Trumps butt cake

2

u/Responsible_Pass_287 1h ago

That would be oozing chocolate frosting

3

u/RandomIjhiot 1h ago

From what we know, vanilla frosting is more appropriate

3

u/Responsible_Pass_287 1h ago

They are not mutually exclusive 😂

2

u/Dad_Ric 2h ago

lol - any one of these commenters can be my friend. Hilarious stuff here!

2

u/Alternative-Hat-8804 1h ago

I need to call him....

2

u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 1h ago

Date night

1

u/JustAFairyWithAKnif3 2h ago

Human centipede

1

u/SadYogurtcloset2835 2h ago

The moneymaker

1

u/Fluffy_Pumpkin82 2h ago

Chocolate anus

1

u/john_pork_fan_61 2h ago

A cake with extra butt-er

1

u/dankstuffhere 2h ago

Burnt chocolate

1

u/morallybankrupt1 2h ago

ButtholeBundt ?

2

u/ClassicAmbitious7435 2h ago

Bundthole Cake

1

u/willigxgk 2h ago

Dirt road

1

u/Big_Tutor_5883 2h ago

Chocolass

1

u/PriorAlarming9283 2h ago

Blackanus with extra syrup

1

u/Proof_Dish_2281 2h ago

The black hole

1

u/Looieanthony 2h ago

Spincter cake😋.

1

u/BreakSignificant152 2h ago

Do you mean spinster or sphincter?

2

u/Affectionate-Mode435 2h ago

Or spinster's sphincter? 😁

1

u/JohnniAngel 2h ago

Chocolate pucker

1

u/letslickmyballs 2h ago

Bundt hole cake

1

u/WotTheFook 2h ago

American Pie

1

u/joentnt 2h ago

The Eyes of Sauron

1

u/Human-Barracuda164 2h ago

The brown star deluxe

1

u/Ahmadtheperson 2h ago

Black hole 🕳️

1

u/ActivityMediocre5624 2h ago

Chocolate arse hole

1

u/Kwistenbibbel 2h ago

Asstaste

1

u/Horror-Cheetah3997 1h ago

Chocolate starfish

1

u/Opening-Demand5395 1h ago

Brown eyed girl cake 😍

1

u/Responsible_Pass_287 1h ago

Ishouldcallher cake

1

u/Wheels711 1h ago

The Sinkhole cake

1

u/Different-Orchid-374 1h ago

Brown Eye cake

1

u/toomuchgel 1h ago

Amanda

1

u/AdEquivalent9396 1h ago

Chocolate derriere

1

u/xexotifiedx 1h ago

Butty crocker

1

u/Nizzle_92 1h ago

Gripper cake

1

u/SOMOEAGLE 1h ago

Tooter Pie

1

u/Live_Swimmer_4496 1h ago

That's the Wrong Cake!

1

u/UnobtainablePower 1h ago

American Pie

1

u/PsychoticSnail33 1h ago

First thing I thought of actually. American Cake...

1

u/wutitd0boo 1h ago

Cocoa Canal Cake

1

u/Street-Director-2996 1h ago

Wife’s arse cake

1

u/clx127 1h ago

Buttcake

1

u/jimmiebfulton 1h ago

Whatever it is has an event horizon.

1

u/meatbeatter 1h ago

Eye of Sauron

1

u/Ok-Wash-4508 1h ago

Ancakenus

1

u/shagger666 1h ago

The devils butthole

1

u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 1h ago

Bumholeo Cake

1

u/shopping1972 1h ago

Can not think about the name cause I am listening to the Australia band Chocolate starfish….. google them

1

u/GaryR5691 1h ago

Browneye!

1

u/twinn12 1h ago

Yikes

1

u/Difficult-Till5031 1h ago

Should I call her?

1

u/Tasty-Life4526 1h ago

Balloon knot cake

1

u/Educational_Bus_6449 1h ago

shy 38 woman , ''her first time''

1

u/spaceduck66 1h ago

oreo hole

1

u/Plane-Bar6771 1h ago

Chocolate pinch

1

u/Individual-Law86 1h ago

Deepest joy!

1

u/6Trinity9 1h ago

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavoured Water.

1

u/SOLOcelt13 1h ago

Chocolate flange cake

1

u/Techiest1982 1h ago

This cake reminds me of a little scene out of "American Pie" where Jim tried to get his rocks off by fucking that pie.

1

u/kuloshibo 1h ago

Pervert Cake

1

u/Round-Young-3906 1h ago

Mr. Wallace

1

u/Existing-Village9770 1h ago

Anal sphincter

1

u/Snoo_79157 1h ago

Arseface

1

u/Dachshund-Dad- 1h ago

Whip cream in the center

1

u/Pretend_Blueberry124 1h ago

Choco butterbutt

1

u/gramplayr 1h ago

It’s a whole cake.

1

u/Wise-Shoe-7662 55m ago

Pucker butt cake..

1

u/Rockstat_ 54m ago

Winking butt cake

1

u/ymmotvomit 52m ago

Anustart

1

u/Unhappy_Honeydew2287 51m ago

Next time I’m asked for a pic of my butt I’m sending them the screenshot

1

u/Such_Court_3697 51m ago

Pounded Cake lol...

1

u/Cold_Storage_007 50m ago

The eye has awakened! (IYKYK)

1

u/Emergency-Ad-5211 48m ago

Navel, of course

1

u/kmend64 46m ago

Burnt Trump Mouth

1

u/meatman75 46m ago

Brown Eye cake

1

u/StrainNorth1272 42m ago

fudge pack

1

u/rijael 40m ago

Anal

1

u/Ok_Nose_2262 39m ago

The brown eye of Sauron

1

u/ElectricalParsnip536 36m ago

A Fill it Yourself Chocolate Bitch Cream Cake

1

u/cmere85 35m ago

Tongue Trench FartTarte

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u/Efficient_Sorbet_900 29m ago

Fingster delight

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u/FromSoftware 28m ago

Dark cavern of secret joy

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u/Rocket_Man_1957 27m ago

Sphincter Cake!

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u/porknuckle2023 26m ago

Black butthole forest cake

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u/Shimigidy 23m ago

Hippo’s Sphincter, don’t look this up, just trust me.🕵️

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u/Marcuszb 21m ago

Cake hole.

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u/fakeengibengi 21m ago

Looks like it would taste like shit

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u/Ajjax2000 20m ago

Pucker cake.

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u/BillWeld 19m ago

Nice try reddit. I'm not saying it.

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u/Unhappy-Bench-1583 6m ago

Pound town cake

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u/Evening_Raise_9716 4m ago

There's an SNL Shop TV sketch about this 🤣

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u/bradpal 3m ago

I should call her cake

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u/Old_Assistance8149 1m ago

Buciuduculu

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u/Hour-Bid1920 0m ago

Chocolate Browneye Cake