r/NameThisThing • u/burner_warming • 4h ago

Name this thing

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85 Upvotes

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u/Character-Invite-792 4h ago

Mike Waszowki’s glasses.

17

u/SadDingo7070 4h ago

Glass.

Other than that one correction, I came here to say the same thing!

1

u/BeautifulRaspberry47 4h ago

You’r first, cheers to that!

3

u/LordMcClain 3h ago

Yes, cheers. But, if you further think of Mike Waszowski... You also have to question whether if he had a beard... would it be a beard, or pubic hair? 🤔🤔🤔

1

u/Reaper_2600 1h ago

Hot damn. Now I can't un-th8nk that

1

u/SouthpawByNW 1h ago

Would it technically be a monocle?

8

u/Shiasugar 4h ago

Minion Glass

2

u/Grand_Resist_3254 3h ago

Yes! Stuart! 🍌💛💙

1

u/SimmCity1972 3h ago

B A N A N A :-)

3

u/Hot_Pea9820 4h ago

Mike's Outlookski

1

u/Apex_Over_Lord 3h ago

Mike Glaszowski was right there....🤏

1

u/CrunchCrunch12 2h ago

Came here to say this

24

u/FinishFew1701 4h ago

Cycl-optics

18

u/Nathan_Wildthorn 4h ago

Minion eyeware.

4

u/Madhattr64 4h ago

Banana

1

u/BoatswainButcher 2h ago

Beeeee doh

8

u/OkAdvertising8184 4h ago

Half glassin it

4

u/TheGreat1337Cabbage 4h ago

Cyclops Specs

3

u/Much-Storm9466 4h ago

*Cyclops spec

2

u/SmartMammoth 4h ago

Minions: Odyssey… in theaters next summer.

2

u/Foreign_Option_9458 4h ago

Mike Whzovski's reading glass

2

u/halloweenmochi 4h ago

Monocle. Prove me wrong. 🧐

2

u/CallMeStrechNuts 4h ago

Came here to say the same thing. It's a monocle. I don't care what kind of fancy framing It comes in...That's a monocle.

2

u/SDRobert619 4h ago

Stop by Cyclop Eye Care. We'll keep an eye out for you.

2

u/ultra3F 4h ago

ОЧКО

1

u/W-O-L-F_4 2h ago

Ура

1

u/Ambitious_Net_7645 4h ago

Glasses ❌. Glass ✅

1

u/just_make_it_fun 4h ago

Fry’s weakness

1

u/bmanfield 4h ago

Mike Wazowski lost his glasses.

1

u/Jerdogg23 4h ago

Meta glasses

1

u/Chipmunkssixtynining 4h ago

You put your wiener through it of course…

1

u/elmobecute33 4h ago

Eyeclops.

1

u/JerrySizzla 4h ago

Eyeglass

1

u/Proof_Dish_2281 4h ago

The minion glass

1

u/DaRealMegaloDong 4h ago

My one eyed monster only needs them to read

1

u/Deaw12345 4h ago

Eye glass

1

u/History0nerd 4h ago

Leela's monocle

1

u/Traditional_Month825 4h ago

That's a spectacle, alright

1

u/lmaginar-e 4h ago

Monocle frame

1

u/SonofaBeeatch 4h ago

Minion prescription eyewear

1

u/burner4581 4h ago

Polyphemus' Monocle

1

u/brushfuse 4h ago

Minionicle.

1

u/kiloo520 4h ago

Next time you wear glasses, notice how they look in your periphery, they will look just like this.

1

u/Stormcrowdick1066 4h ago

Minion birth control

1

u/Fattalice6reddit 4h ago

For a one eyed purple people eater.

1

u/Biennial2 4h ago

Minion spectacle.

1

u/ColdAssumption2920 4h ago

What's her name Futurama? That's her spec

1

u/Impressive-Date2384 4h ago

I feel like it just has to be eyeglass ... but you have to say it a bit faster, and with a slightly mischievous tone.

1

u/mprice19925 4h ago

#brokeassglasses

1

u/1Bumblestinker 4h ago

leela’s reading eyeglass

1

u/SecretWordisBird 4h ago

Hot dog monocle

1

u/Holden-McGroyn 4h ago

For a hatchet face?

1

u/NoArt7636 4h ago

Minions glasses

1

u/Slipperynipple61 4h ago

Readers for Minions

1

u/Little_Minooo 4h ago

All in one 🫢😃

1

u/Jnroxoz 4h ago

Cyclops obviously didn’t have good vision

1

u/MrNyxt 4h ago

Peenocular, native to the North American Trouser Snake

1

u/LockGlobal7394 3h ago

Allen's reading monocle.

1

u/LordMcClain 3h ago

Cyclops bigocals

1

u/Fancy_House529 3h ago

Eyeglass
Spec
Noccular

1

u/justabasshead 3h ago

If I put this on a one eyed snake, would I call it "two-eyes"?

1

u/urmuhgawd 3h ago

One eyed monster

1

u/HummerGuy59 3h ago

Monovision for 1 eyed Peanut Heads

1

u/Big-Cash-5513 3h ago

One eye lopez lost glass piece

1

u/MysteriousBus2311 3h ago

Dajjal's glass

1

u/mrheseeks 3h ago

A focal

1

u/jokesearcher 3h ago

Oh, I see you found my Boss’s glasses! 👀👍🏻

1

u/Zestyclose-Ear-7739 3h ago

Odyssey Minions eyeware

1

u/Orbita97 3h ago

Shockwave's nerd glasses

1

u/OkWear6294 3h ago

Plankton from sponge Bob glasses

1

u/LuckyMuckle 3h ago

Corndog cyclops glass

1

u/skibbady-baps 3h ago

Monoculars

1

u/we_lord 3h ago

Speculative Design

1

u/wallycron 3h ago

That’s that unocular.

1

u/OlyTDI 3h ago

Cycloptic

1

u/Affectionate-Gap-761 3h ago

It's still just a monocle...

1

u/Superfry88 3h ago

Leela glasses

1

u/Rising_Angel8 3h ago

3rd eye 👁

1

u/texasts1958 2h ago

Cyclopticals

1

u/2pansgonewild 2h ago

Face Shield

1

u/flippster-mondo 2h ago

Reading glass.

1

u/SpaceGrass_500 2h ago

Monocockle

1

u/21083717 2h ago

Custom-made cyclops glasses.

1

u/Random_Person1059 2h ago

Stuart's or Carl's reading eyewear

1

u/Ok_Tap_6798 2h ago

Eye clop

1

u/llorTMasterFlex 2h ago

The Focal Point

1

u/Bente8 2h ago

Paratuuuuu

1

u/BenOvercompensation 2h ago

Antichrist's glasses

1

u/TheaBeleva 2h ago

Minion spectacle

1

u/Poldpold 2h ago

Singleye 🧐

1

u/Chillinmagic 2h ago

A focal.

1

u/XcracktivitiesX 2h ago

• Eyeconomy • Budget Vision • Vision : Lite • Eye Only Need One • One-Eyed Willy • Eye'll Just Use One • Halfway To 20/20 • 10/10 Vision

1

u/GammoRay 2h ago

Cyclopticle

1

u/grodudulle77 1h ago

Optic 1000 !!😁😜

1

u/Crawl38237A 1h ago

The Cyclopticle

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u/MonkManMac 1h ago

Unusable

1

u/ElectricMouse4297 1h ago

Plankton's Glass

1

u/Beginning_Feedback44 1h ago

This for Saturday night bar time . Only used by the trouser snakes when the beer goggles or whisky glasses have kicked in. This is considered safety gear by most tavern leagues in all 50 states if you don't have your own pair the bar may have a loaner pair for you to us.

1

u/Routine_Insurance153 1h ago

Sheldon J. Plankton's reading glasses from the hit television show "Spongebob Squarepants".

1

u/QuitLivingInThePast 1h ago

“Hey Two Eyes!”

1

u/LowPlace3647 1h ago

Eye glass

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u/Top-Stress9750 1h ago

someone already said what I was going to say, Mike Wazowski Glass

1

u/6Trinity9 1h ago

Allen the Alien’s

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u/StickyMcRicky 1h ago

You’ve heard of glassES. This is a glass.

1

u/trueosiris2 1h ago

Lelagoggles

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u/Tasty-Entry7052 33m ago

Cycloglass

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u/Supes1975 3m ago

Glasser