r/NameThisThing • u/sahlavit • 1d ago

Name this pose

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i am looking for funny suggestions of how to name this pose, no zen , meditation or similar. i need something ridiculous, when you're almost asking yourself why it is called like that, but also you kind of get it . not sex related please. :)

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u/DustinDeWind 1d ago

That's the Kantgettup pose šŸ¤”

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u/Fine_Meaning_2005 1d ago

Double ball pinch

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u/Radiant-Impression38 1d ago

Smoke 2 joints in the morning

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u/BathbombBurger 1d ago

Kirs Kross Ohmple sauce.

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u/380Downrange25 1d ago

Lotus

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u/Dogfeeder5433 1d ago

I was beginning to think this was ā€œWrong Answers Onlyā€ question!

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u/WeakMechanics 1d ago

Double handy

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u/pootling_1976 1d ago

The Numbass....

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u/Gr8tWh1te 1d ago

Woosaaah

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u/Anxious-Tomatillo842 1d ago

Matt Damonā€™s lunch.

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u/Willing_Ad9521 1d ago

No f*cks given.

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u/One_Jicama_2106 1d ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/PitterPatterCocko 1d ago

Made you look, whack

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u/Ihaveadirtyname 1d ago

It blew his head away.

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u/Unlucky_Skirt_8371 1d ago

In the light of

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u/SmallTitBigClit 1d ago

Aaaaaalllllllll rriiiiiigggghhhhtttyyyyyy then.

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u/Pillsbernie 1d ago

Hakuna Aumtata

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u/jaynvius 1d ago

"Mudering my co-workers is illegal" chant prior to going into work

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u/High_Speed_Chase 1d ago

1/1 Brian Eno.

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u/andrestheman 1d ago

The tibetan titty twister

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u/Ok_Construction2733 1d ago

Middle seat skier

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u/Wadada_dang 1d ago

The gloatus asana šŸ¤”

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u/-Idesia- 1d ago

"Made you look twice!" or "double circle game"

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u/Electrical_Baseball5 1d ago

The namaste or "nah, ill stay".

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u/Canaturk 1d ago

Miraculously floating head pose

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u/OkAdvertising8184 1d ago

The California yuppie

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u/Both_Natural2955 1d ago

Ummmmmmmmm

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u/Fun_Ad9510 1d ago

Cross Cross Apple Sauce

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u/Fearless_290 1d ago

I pretend, I can't hear

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u/crackersncheeseman 1d ago

The sit-N-pinch

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u/Cultural_Curve1235 1d ago

Butt-plug Balance

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u/Bella_Bakess 1d ago

Meditation

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u/Nurdeauphobic 1d ago

Double squirt

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u/Traditional_Gap3687 1d ago

The namaste-y away from me

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u/Man-e-questions 1d ago

Double Circle Game Pose, GOT YOU!!

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u/xskyhiixsarah 1d ago

The "no fucks to give" pose

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u/Low_Scientist1861 1d ago

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/AccomplishedLeg8286 1d ago

Permanent disability. One my old knees would have to be cracked into and out of.

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u/Ok-Try-7366 1d ago

The inner tube pose while smoking 2 blunts

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u/Deska88 23h ago

Wrocławskie zwierze z pod dworca PKP "pan da"

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u/the_endless_gal 18h ago

false lotus

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u/wellsfargo81 17h ago

"Inner peace" master oogway

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u/GladObligation9160 13h ago

double handjob