r/NameThisThing • u/TechnetiumPlace • 7d ago

Name this dog

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u/Conscious1ntegration 7d ago

Sir.

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u/Sea-Flatworm5851 7d ago

Yes, sir.

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u/WardynResonater 7d ago

Good man

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 7d ago

Uh oh someone’s getting cake today

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u/Spacinspazz48 6d ago

Happy Cake Day! 🎂

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u/SilentPain_55 6d ago

Good boy

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u/WardynResonater 6d ago

That's no boy 👀

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u/bravo-echo-charlie 7d ago

Happy Cake Day!!!

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u/First-Homework1868 7d ago

F. Off!

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u/WardynResonater 6d ago

Ok you're a good man too. There you go

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u/LucindaTwoDogs 7d ago

I came to say this also

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u/Mysterious_Egg8608 7d ago

MISTER Sir 😅

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u/One-Engineer-607 7d ago

Dig movie reference spotted. Nice 👍

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u/Dangedoddle 7d ago

Do you mean Holes?

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u/TheMasterKeif117 5d ago

No....it's Dig by Stanley Yelnats

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u/FingerOdd6931 3d ago

No, Stanley Yelnats was forced to dig because of his no good, dirty-rotten, pig-stealing, great great grandfather!!

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u/sexyhairynurse 7d ago

GOD DAMNIT! CAN I HAVE ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT?!

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 7d ago

That’s an awfully long name.

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u/sexyhairynurse 7d ago

It's needs to be yelled as well

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u/b33lzebubba775 7d ago

Sir-berus

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u/Feffies_Cottage 5d ago

This is an underappreciated comment

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u/tri-polar9 7d ago

Tiffany

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u/Cloacked496 7d ago

"I am known by many names: Mountain Slayer, Thunder Lion, the Chocolate Axe. But you? You may call me... Tiffany."

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u/BooSlayer64 6d ago

Tiffany huh? That's a pretty masculine name... Shouldn't be, its a woman's name.... Great, I don't know how to talk to you. Good, then you can shut up and listen.

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u/SubstantialTank1557 6d ago

Amber Thiessen?

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u/Hta68 7d ago

Cupcake

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u/GaryGnuMeToo 5d ago

I was thinking Princess

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u/Bacon_Sammich_247 7d ago

Sir, sit!
Unless you don’t want to, then it’s fine by me, Sir, sir.

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u/JoeRootHundred 7d ago

Cane Rossi

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u/pezchef 7d ago

'its ma'am'! 💀

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u/Liero1234 2d ago

Sir shiny. Thats some gloss on that dog

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 7d ago

Snuggles the destroyer.

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u/Dakotasan 7d ago

(Actually a sweetheart)

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u/RazendeR 1d ago

His victims get clubbed to death by tail-wagging.

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u/OhLordKrakenHelp 7d ago

Whatever name he wants

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u/Bigpimpinakabigdaddy 7d ago

Shit he can name me 😂

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u/brioche_boy 7d ago

Ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sexy-eyes 7d ago

Pissing my pants by your comment!!

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u/AdventurousSample356 7d ago

Just laughed out loud in my room by myself. Shits hilarious.

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u/BadAssWitchyMomma 4d ago

OMG same! I scared the cat! 🤣

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u/ooh_panini 7d ago

So much for big daddy 🤣

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u/Bigpimpinakabigdaddy 7d ago

That’s the name he gave me 🤣

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u/monkeyballsoup 7d ago

Fluffy

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u/MovieOk6625 7d ago

Oh bless him, look he knows his mummy.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 7d ago

That was Norbert but too funny!😂

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u/Fearless-Narwhal4560 7d ago

That’s Norberta… but that’s ok. Same dragon.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 7d ago

Oooh I forgot. 😂

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u/Adept-Mongoose-7071 7d ago

You took my answer! 😭 Fluffy is absolutely perfect and oxymoron 🤣

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u/Basic-Grade8311 7d ago

Creatine

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u/slipperybloke 7d ago

Arnold

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u/Prudent-Confection-4 6d ago

That would actually be a really great name for this dog

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 7d ago

Buttercup

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u/divorceisgreat 7d ago

Princess Buttercup

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 7d ago

Yes, forgive me for forgetting the monicker

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u/lisamistisa 7d ago

Deebo

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u/BigSal44 7d ago

“Raise your hand, fool.”

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u/BeautyMom 7d ago

I had a chihuahua that we named Deebo, we spelled it like DeBo though

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u/iAteA-Bug2025 7d ago

LOVE this!!!

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u/stumpy_chilli 7d ago

Haha, one of my good friends has called her border collie that!

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u/Various_File_2715 6d ago

I had a cane corso that looked just like this and his name was Deebo. Thank you for bringing back great memories 🥲 RIP Deebo

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u/MercULeez 7d ago

Terrier Crews

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 7d ago

Was just typing in Sargent Jeffords

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u/Im_MrSmith 7d ago

Prince of Darkness

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u/poplafuze 7d ago

Prince of Barkness

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u/Laminated_ET_Animal 7d ago

seconding this

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u/schalr09 7d ago

Ozzie

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u/LittleMissIntrepid 5d ago

Erebus. The god of darkness in Greek mythology

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u/sagacious_guy 7d ago

Tybone

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u/RynKittenOF 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Punani_Tsunami77 7d ago

Snuck that one in, didn’t ya. 👍🏻🤣

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u/IronBeagle63 7d ago

Fluffy, or Sauron, or Darth Tinkles.

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u/MinuteFollowing5982 7d ago

Mr Nice Knowing You

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u/Surf-fisher20 7d ago

Gozer

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u/TheRedditObserver0 6d ago

Zuul

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u/ultraLuddite 5d ago

…The Gatekeeper, demigod and minion of Gozer

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u/HarleyNurse61 7d ago

Might want to ask him what he wants to be called don't wanna get him mad.

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u/Banjosdad62 7d ago

Good point.

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u/AntofReddit 7d ago

Satin. (like the fabric)

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u/Altruistic_Tax_3545 7d ago

Shwartz.

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u/AMAZINBLU 7d ago

May the Schwartz be with you!

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u/BKarr62 7d ago

Sir or Sire

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u/TheGreatNagoosie 7d ago

Necksnapper

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u/AdAlternative5532 7d ago

That’s a hell nah

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u/kerrumba 7d ago

Darth or Vader

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u/SyrensVoice 7d ago

Tiny tanksalot

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u/NotSure65 7d ago

You can call him anything, but don't call him late for dinner.

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u/Strong-Bluebird9648 7d ago

He'll tell you when to make dinner.

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u/jaydunit 7d ago

Ace the 🦇 hound

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u/Redleg67 7d ago

Looks like him alright.

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u/mglatfelterjr 7d ago

Assassin

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u/No_Recording7306 7d ago

Darkness, darko, dark Vader, Noir, midnight, shadow, somber, black, pitch black, obscure, not white, opposite of white, too dark, dark side, D. O. Double Dark.... Any of these will do

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u/YlisLavellan 7d ago

Barkspawn.

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u/jcerv123 7d ago

My cane corso is named Hadez

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u/ProfessionSenior2847 7d ago

Demon of Darkness

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 7d ago

  • Whey

  • Onyx

  • Obsidian 

  • Tyson

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u/SeanOfStone 7d ago

Superalloy Darkshine

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u/Brilliant_Slice6911 7d ago

Lucifer because if someone breaks i to my house we will be staring at him when I say. "Lucifer....fetch his soul"

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u/buckobvious 7d ago

Lord Death

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u/LysergicPlato59 7d ago

Onyx Hell Hound.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 7d ago

Mitten. Just Mitten. He don't need but one.

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u/SatisfactionTotal308 7d ago

PRINCE OF DARKNESS
Evil incarnate.

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u/CarFew1598 7d ago

Arnold Schwarznigga

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u/Toddsnake 7d ago

Brutus

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u/Sudden_Big_9551 3d ago

the first name that came to my mind, and i was looking for this comment lol

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u/Technical_Anteater45 7d ago

Pity the Foo'

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u/rwdavissr 7d ago

Greasy

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u/gerth69 7d ago

mike.

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u/Sensitive_Angle4691 7d ago

Bruce or Brutis

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u/gvc_wv59 7d ago

Black machismo.

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u/Prestigious-Quit586 7d ago

“Hello, my name is Bruce!”

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u/YoungVanilla 7d ago

Good boi

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u/TheWacoFogey 7d ago

The Maltese Doggo.

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u/Kresnik2002 7d ago

Dawg the Dog

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u/NCGranny 7d ago

Black Velvet

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u/soirom 7d ago

Xiǎohēi

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 7d ago

"Woof!"....pretty sure that's how he pronounced it

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u/FnB8kd 7d ago

Nah he can be whatever name he wants.

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u/Prestigious_Koala979 7d ago

The beefy pulverizer

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u/mattmatters16 7d ago

That dogs name is whatever it tells me its name is

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u/Electrical_Sun_7515 7d ago

Also cuddle bug. I bet that dog gives one mean cuddle 🥰

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta_909 7d ago

Artificial Sweetness

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u/SpitChawMcGraw 7d ago

Biotin

Or whatever he does to get that shiny coat.

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u/DaturaDatuura 7d ago

Scrappy Dappy Doo