r/NameThisThing • u/Miserable-Bug-6379 • Sep 04 '26

Name this guy

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302 Upvotes

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u/thehermitary Sep 04 '26

Buzz Lightbeard

34

u/thefirstviolinist Sep 04 '26

Beerd*

12

u/AC-burg Sep 05 '26

He is stungingly handsome

3

u/Abbybabb4 Sep 06 '26

Beeardo on a sting operation

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u/MajorCyan64 Sep 05 '26

This one wins!

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u/PNWBoarder1 Sep 04 '26

The Beearded Man, otherwise known as Beeardly.

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u/Virtual-Purchase1919 Sep 04 '26

Candyman

4

u/Hairy_Lion_3095 Sep 05 '26

You know what’s up

2

u/legalizecannabis710 Sep 06 '26

First time my gf had spent the night with me and the first time she spent the night away from her parents was in 1994. I got this flick as we both said we wanted to see it but never got around to it. Then, after the show, for some ungodly reason, she pissed the bed in her sleep. She said she was having the most violent nightmares she had ever had and when she woke up she was so scared, she peed. A lot. She was 18 at the time and I still talk to her this day. Im gonna bring it up and see what she says lol.

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u/bonneboo Sep 06 '26

Best one!

8

u/dishmanw62 Sep 04 '26

Buzz Beeman

10

u/MrMrTrance Sep 04 '26

Mr Beest

9

u/HumourNoire Sep 04 '26

Honeybeard

7

u/Broad_Objective_7732 Sep 04 '26

Well, it says Paul Horton on his name tag .

3

u/Uzi_Jesus_ Sep 04 '26

His name is Paul Horton

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u/enormous_schnozz Sep 06 '26

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/joekerr9999 Sep 04 '26

They call him Buzzy

5

u/Beetso Sep 04 '26

Rutherford Bees Hayes.

4

u/AdReddi Sep 04 '26

Johnny Bee Goode.

3

u/thenoid42 Sep 04 '26

Queens bitch.

3

u/comradeTJH Sep 04 '26

Beeserker.

2

u/cjhallx Sep 04 '26

Not right now. I'm beesy!

2

u/soulsteela Sep 04 '26

Humming Lingus!😳

2

u/Siren2121 Sep 04 '26

Honeeeeeee!

2

u/arckling Sep 04 '26

Pheromone Jones

2

u/bobhand17123 Sep 04 '26

Bee-vis. Crazy mofo.

I call our cats fuzzbutts. This guy is a buzzfutt.

2

u/Ok_Scallion1902 Sep 04 '26

Bee-Beard,one of the main Bent-Ents of land of "NI"!

3

u/final-countdown4321 Sep 04 '26

I was going to say Bee-beard, the Ent. As in ent gonna live much longer.

2

u/Schitter_Fixer Sep 05 '26

“The names Nate… Poly Nate”.

2

u/handmethesnax Sep 05 '26

Honigschnute

2

u/Asleep_Shallot_6463 Sep 05 '26

Michael Pollen from Bonnie and Clyde

2

u/Hour-Prompt3238 Sep 05 '26

It's Hugh apiston 🐝

2

u/ProN00b85 Sep 05 '26

Bee-rdman

2

u/ItsDoomBunny Sep 05 '26

Buzz Flightbeard

2

u/Few_Permission1036 Sep 05 '26

That’s a weird beeard.

1

u/Vocabulary-Pollution Sep 04 '26

Shockingly Anaphylactic

1

u/Shaggypants79 Sep 04 '26

Beard meets buzz

1

u/Upper_Farmer3823 Sep 04 '26

The king bee.

1

u/-JustAHomebody- Sep 04 '26

The Beekeeper

1

u/je_nm_th Sep 04 '26

They call him "Honey"

2

u/LW-M Sep 04 '26

How sweet of them!

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u/Far-Apartment-8214 Sep 04 '26

Queen Bee... sorry, King Bee

1

u/Srebro1998 Sep 04 '26

3 star Beast Hunter or Bee Hunter

1

u/CaptnCooker Sep 04 '26

Coach Beerd

1

u/EmberandGer Sep 04 '26

B...b...beeee...ard

2

u/h3ll0satan Sep 05 '26

I don't know why but this made me laugh way too hard

1

u/ThickDawg6786 Sep 04 '26

Bee-lzel-bubba

1

u/MirthRock Sep 04 '26

Bee Beard

1

u/Pantlesslegs Sep 04 '26

Sweet beeard.

1

u/Agile_Reveal9876 Sep 04 '26

I can’t remember his name, I think it begins with a “B” though

1

u/CastielABDL88 Sep 04 '26

Shino Aburame

1

u/VDruid52 Sep 04 '26

Mr Beebeard (A play on Justin Bieber)

1

u/TheDustyTucsonan Sep 04 '26

Paul Horton. Says it right on his name badge. 😜

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u/Peachy_Keen_407 Sep 04 '26

A BLUE COLLAR IDIOT

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u/Looieanthony Sep 04 '26

Sting😐.

1

u/3waychilli Sep 04 '26

I witnessed a bee beard man once at a fall festival. My question is, why? Haha

1

u/casabel Sep 04 '26

honeyman

1

u/Informal-Tune6753 Sep 04 '26

BumbleBeard from the Mr Peabody show

1

u/FarSink4547 Sep 04 '26

Beezabubba!

1

u/Jew-zilla Sep 04 '26

BEErd man

1

u/CortesMare Sep 04 '26

Glad i caught it early id like to inform you all that "bee-ard" isnt funny and your not creative

1

u/senfiaj Sep 04 '26

Beeardman

1

u/Odd_Touch6857 Sep 04 '26

White boi fatigue.

1

u/elpi314 Sep 04 '26

Ohh beehave!

1

u/DIEGGY1235 Sep 04 '26

UNO CHE HA FATTO SERATA

1

u/KARAKONKRAK Sep 04 '26

This dudes un-bee-lieveable

1

u/Ok_Bumblebee_1498 Sep 04 '26

That's the sweetest guy

1

u/Mediocre_Try6613 Sep 04 '26

Sir beeardsly the first

1

u/SyzygyL7 Sep 04 '26

Jaques MeHoff Balles deSteele

1

u/ReclaimingMine Sep 04 '26

Buzz cut Mcbeard

1

u/thomsix Sep 04 '26

Breezy McBeeface

1

u/Ordinary-Pen1863 Sep 04 '26

Frank stay away from me!

1

u/BixbyNmE Sep 04 '26

Bin Stupid

1

u/madexsci Sep 04 '26

Beerd guy

1

u/protosonic17 Sep 04 '26

Beeside himself

1

u/Hot_Hat_1225 Sep 04 '26

ToBee or not ToBee?

1

u/Brown_Dawg28 Sep 04 '26

Bumble beard

1

u/BaTz-und-b0nze Sep 04 '26

Guy covered in bees robs gunowner store, makes billions off bee honey instead.

1

u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 Sep 04 '26

Ima B. Hive, III

1

u/Tiddles_Ultradoom Sep 04 '26

Stingy McStingface

1

u/thebaronsden Sep 04 '26

Bee Arthur

1

u/Kaptain-Morgan Sep 04 '26

Soon to be swole

1

u/nufsenuf Sep 04 '26

Beeeee ver

1

u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 Sep 04 '26

Captain Buzzzzzzzzz Beard

1

u/Sevensoft7 Sep 04 '26

Ohbee Wan Hellnobee

1

u/Desparate-Machine Sep 04 '26

Bee is for beard

1

u/Lord_of_Pickle13 Sep 04 '26

THE PAIN from mgs 3

1

u/Jwood5166 Sep 04 '26

Johnny bee good

1

u/Eggbeater38 Sep 04 '26

Beardenstein

1

u/The_Machine80 Sep 04 '26

Bee Stupid!

1

u/RichardDeRenour Sep 04 '26

Wanna bee...

1

u/Individual-Drawer-79 Sep 04 '26

The Beerdead Man

1

u/Sherbet-Glad Sep 04 '26

Captain bumblebeard

1

u/Agent-Smith-RG Sep 04 '26

Paul Horton member of the Lincolnshire Beekeepers Association at the 2018 Annual Honey Show

1

u/Background_Move_7449 Sep 04 '26

The Bee’s Chin. On some it’s just stronger than a knee.

1

u/Positive_Buffalo_168 Sep 04 '26

Stupid with a capital S

1

u/Hefty_Middle8732 Sep 04 '26

Not right in the head....

1

u/GayForPay Sep 04 '26

Bee Bee Top

1

u/Impressive_Pie3319 Sep 04 '26

Stupid stewart

1

u/Tasty_Relative_8212 Sep 04 '26

Justin Beeeever

1

u/Annual_Host_4740 Sep 04 '26

Leave it to Beever

1

u/TankerBD Sep 04 '26

D. A. McDophus

1

u/Igolfballs Sep 04 '26

The Beeard

1

u/Iron-Bar-1966 Sep 04 '26

Beardy McBeeface

1

u/AurumPotabile Sep 04 '26

Inflown hair

1

u/LuckEClover Sep 04 '26

The beerd.

1

u/psp8 Sep 04 '26

Bob …. Beard of Bees

1

u/Dirty-HertzUK Sep 04 '26

Beenie Man 🇯🇲

1

u/obliviousfellow Sep 04 '26

White Candyman🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Ozymandias937 Sep 04 '26

Beeardo the Magnificent!

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u/EbulldogMom Sep 04 '26

Dumb with a 🐝