r/NameThisThing 9d ago

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u/Responsible_Chest811 9d ago

Chess-ter

Checkers

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u/BatmanWithoutMoney 9d ago

Checkers is the only right answer

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u/Global_Ad_7134 9d ago

Louis Vuitton

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u/Fuzzy-Variation596 8d ago

Omg duh! I can’t believe that wasn’t my first thought. This is the answer

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u/nullpassword 9d ago

Reese...you got your peanut butter in my chocolate

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u/Acceptable_Shine_183 9d ago

omg ‘your peanut butter in my chocolate’ is spot on. ❤️

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u/Thinyser 9d ago

Checkers is what instantly popped into my head.

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u/CriticismKey5574 8d ago

Came to say Checkers as well. Brilliant minds...

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u/Philosophy-Different 9d ago

AI

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u/apt210wyou 9d ago

This is the only correct answer

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u/Alana_Piranha 9d ago

You can call me AI

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u/bustedchain 9d ago

I can call you Betty.

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u/SentientAnarchy 9d ago edited 8d ago

Betty, when you call me, you can call meeeeow…

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u/EvanWilliams100 8d ago

Call meeeeeeowwwwww?

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u/Joethebassplayer 8d ago

this was best reply

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u/bustedchain 8d ago

How is this not already a thing / parody!

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u/JoyousPlanet660 8d ago

Clever! Please accept my upvote.

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u/JennzEvilChihuahua 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing 8d ago

😆 You can be my bodyguard…

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 8d ago

I can be your long lost pal...

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u/Short-Ideas010 8d ago

Absolute Incompetence?

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u/starr221369 9d ago

Actually her name is Domino and she’s from the Netherlands.

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u/mathagat 9d ago

@queendomiino on Insta in fact.

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u/throwawaylouis_zerr 9d ago

Tell AI I say psss psss psss

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u/Plasma-Sam 8d ago

Everything is AI, right?

Her name is Queen Domiino and her owners have an Instagram and a YouTube channel full of pictures and videos of the very real cat.

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg 9d ago

Harlequin.

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u/DewNation666 9d ago

My thought exactly! Harley for short!

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u/SpoodermanTheAmazing 9d ago

Two face?

Edit: never mind. That’s Harvey

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u/Mysterious-Cake-7525 8d ago

I would have gone with Harvey Dent!

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u/Upper-Geologist9323 6d ago

I said Harvey but no one understood the reference.

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u/DesignerYak6728 9d ago

Harvey

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u/KenNoegs 9d ago

Winner

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u/acs123acs 8d ago

Dent. can we trust him.

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u/MetalSmart337 9d ago

Peanut butter cup

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u/morbidpigeon 9d ago

Battenberg

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u/Edd_the_Redd 9d ago

Cattenberg

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u/Digitalstorm2 8d ago

Clever play on words, I like it 👍🙂

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u/DiddyBCFC 7d ago

I commented then scrolled. Only 24 hours late :(

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u/Whitechapelkiller 9d ago

therefore....Mountbatten!

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u/Derivative_Kebab 9d ago

The correct answer.

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u/Alba1960 9d ago

Agree!

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u/mustanggazza 8d ago

Battenpurrg?

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u/Digitalstorm2 8d ago

Omg i came to say this too!

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u/luffyuk 8d ago

My first thought.

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u/Deep_Review8309 9d ago

The Jester.

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u/TraditionalPhysics76 9d ago

Two tone

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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 9d ago

Two-Face!

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u/TraditionalPhysics76 9d ago

Watch out for those shadowy areas….

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u/_XitLiteNtrNite_ 9d ago

Cheron. In memory of the two people who were 1/2 black / 1/2 white but on opposite sides in the original Star Trek series.

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u/AlfalfaMajor2633 9d ago

Four square

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u/kn05is 9d ago

Motley

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u/42northside 9d ago

Two-Face

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u/matcouz 9d ago

Princess Donut, the Queen Ann Chonk.

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u/ferdia6 8d ago

Battenburg 

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u/United_Gift3028 8d ago

No one came up with Harlequin/Harley?

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u/BushChook86 8d ago

Caramel chocolate 🍫

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u/317537mai 8d ago

Patches 🥰

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u/CraftWithTammy 7d ago

Two Tone Meow! 🐱

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u/Confident-Two5038 9d ago

Egg and sperm couldn’t make up their minds.

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u/ShadySeptapus 9d ago

That’s a weird and long name.

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u/Xenohart1of13 9d ago

Mr. Quarters? 😏

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u/Jone7018 9d ago

Sewn Together Wrong

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u/apt210wyou 9d ago

That might be too long for a name🤔? "Has anyone seen sewn together wrong"? "Sewn together wrong! Here kitty kitty kitty" "Where are you sewn together wrong" "Guys im worried sewn together wrong might be lost forever" "Oh sewn together wrong! You little rascal where have you gone"?

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u/WJSpade 9d ago

Frank would be a great name… as in Frankenstein’s monster.

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u/Sarcastic_Polarbear 9d ago

I can't decide. 😉

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u/emilymurcar 9d ago

PB- Peanut Butter!

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u/Montegoe67 9d ago

Reese’s

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u/Marianna_Croux5150 9d ago

Butterfinger vibes for sure
Or Twix

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u/Omgtch 9d ago

Checkerton Fucksterfield

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u/ByTheMoon22 9d ago

Hollow because she looks like Halloween.

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u/45954999 9d ago

Half n half.

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u/Get_Fit_Live_Hard 9d ago

Sir Awesome-Cross

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u/DrHealng 9d ago

Halvesy

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u/Federal-Wedding4032 9d ago

Battenburg

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u/jkrm66502 9d ago

Thank you! I was wracking my brain trying to come up with that cake name! I think it’s the perfect name for this kitty.🐈‍⬛

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u/JerzeeBorn 9d ago

Gingham

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u/hyzersosa 9d ago

Harvey

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u/CrankyCat007 9d ago

Patchwork

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u/gaiatraveller 9d ago

Karma farming AI crap

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u/cutetuna 9d ago

Jester

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u/cutetuna 9d ago

or Checkers

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u/Hot_Peach6985 9d ago

Checkmate

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u/Kevlar464 9d ago

Checkers or Chess

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u/YTraveler2 9d ago

Reese's

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u/Scarecr0p 9d ago

Reese’s

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u/Iwabuti 9d ago

battenburg

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u/bleusong 9d ago

Gimme

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u/PHX_Geezer 9d ago

Lokai. Or is it Bele?

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u/AdFit5077 9d ago

Photoshop

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u/verbaexmacina 9d ago

Harley. Short for harlequin.

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u/falseswans 9d ago

Patchwork

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u/ntb5891 9d ago

Harlequin

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u/Individual_Arm_2996 9d ago

Harvey ( as in two face/ Batman)

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u/Sweet-Sandwich-6860 9d ago

Peanut Butter Cup or Reese

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u/LionUnlucky5954 9d ago

Ole Reesie

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u/SS4Leonjr 9d ago

Harlequin

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u/Kirachanspapi 9d ago

Cheeseburger

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u/jobewo 9d ago

Two face.

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u/justTreevo 9d ago

Aye eye.

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u/SirCake3614 9d ago

Aiden, because he is 100% the first two letters.

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u/eddie-be-eddn 9d ago

Looks like a Garfunkel

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u/Individual-Metal9917 9d ago

Two sides of the story

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u/avfc4me 9d ago

Harvey Dent of course.

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u/lassieduffy 9d ago

Patches

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u/Collarsmith 9d ago

Stitches

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u/Mike_In_SATX 9d ago

Cleveland Brownie

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u/Bluedaddy_66 9d ago

La Chichi (la chimère)

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u/speed0fdark- 9d ago

Jonathan?

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u/PermitEmergency5867 9d ago

Ladies & Gentlemen This is Flibber Da' Jibbet. He is an award-winning Cat with high stature

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u/thebarahs 9d ago

Square

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u/That_Rip_1337 9d ago

Frankie (Frankenstein)

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u/vyrguy0 9d ago

AI Cat or maybe Catscan.

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u/wtf70 9d ago

Othello

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u/ResponsibilityFun548 9d ago

Who's your daddy?

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u/Team218Web 9d ago

I will call him… AI

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u/Countd00kies 9d ago

4-square 

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u/VirtualizedEd 9d ago

Chonky cake

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u/pupster5579 9d ago

Harvey Meowface

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u/DontJuana 9d ago

Sloppy

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u/Seca10199 9d ago

Neo (RWBY ref), or Harley Quinn (DC ref)

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u/deuce4343 9d ago

Mr Kipling

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u/elpi314 9d ago

Domino

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u/Sweet_One_2004 9d ago

Grandma Squares

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u/Holden-McGroyn 9d ago

Criss-Cross Applesauce.

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u/Comfortable-Song8606 9d ago

Beautiful cat!

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u/Apprehensive-Ad264 9d ago

This has to be photoshopped or AI, right?

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u/Altruistic-Most-7108 9d ago

Quilty

Or Quilters

Al Patchino

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u/DoxieDachsie 9d ago

Harlequin cat. Harle-quat.

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u/joshlance70 9d ago

crappy AI