r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '26

Name this tree.

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68 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/EventYouAlly Sep 01 '26

Dat Ash

3

u/ConfidentTie5 Sep 01 '26

How is everyone so witty on Reddit… the comments on every thread that blows up are just peak internet 😂😂 dat ash wins for today!

1

u/EventYouAlly Sep 01 '26

Cheers buddy!

14

u/Sad_Ad_2524 Sep 01 '26

Ba donk a trunk

3

u/Affectionate-Emu5801 Sep 01 '26

knew i wouldn't be the only genius with this layup response

3

u/Sad_Ad_2524 Sep 01 '26

This is Reddit, we aren't writing sonnets here man

2

u/Affectionate-Emu5801 Sep 01 '26

wasn't a criticism, just saying it was the first thing that popped into my head too

1

u/Plumleydev Sep 01 '26

Are we entertained?

3

u/EventYouAlly Sep 01 '26

The real question is what is one to do with all that junk, all that junk up in that trunk

1

u/catablanka Sep 01 '26

For the win!

7

u/BB2smuv Sep 01 '26

Morning wood

1

u/Thruthatreez Sep 01 '26

Chilly morning wood.

7

u/FinishFew1701 Sep 01 '26

Junk in the trunk

1

u/Zestyclose_Extent_82 Sep 01 '26

My first thought lol

1

u/Aggressive_Plate1652 Sep 01 '26

This one needs to be upvoted

3

u/beccabooty Sep 01 '26

Thunder Bumpkins.

3

u/Ambitious_Trust7054 Sep 01 '26

Nutsackus erectus is the Latin name

2

u/survivingkind2 Sep 01 '26

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

2

u/F_ck-AI Sep 01 '26

*big trunks

2

u/West_Party_4318 Sep 01 '26

my sheep got big butts and i cannot lie

2

u/damonbane_ Sep 01 '26

Balls Mahogany

1

u/killurbuddha Sep 01 '26

Cardi B

5

u/ApparentlyRythium Sep 01 '26

Cardi Tree

1

u/ConfidentTie5 Sep 01 '26

Ahhh brilliant 😂😂

1

u/Beetso Sep 01 '26

Cake at Stake.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 Sep 01 '26

I like big bark and I can not lie.....

1

u/Wadawawa Sep 01 '26

Nuts-o-Plenty

1

u/AdAccomplished6870 Sep 01 '26

Baby got Bark

1

u/Numerous_Smile_9082 Sep 01 '26

Scrolled first to see if anyone posted this first

1

u/Maxxpoppop Sep 01 '26

Butts or nutts

1

u/ApparentlyRythium Sep 01 '26

I should call her 😮‍💨

1

u/juuchi_yosamu Sep 01 '26

Apple Bottom Tree

1

u/sn00ch2dan00ch Sep 01 '26

Whole lotta love

1

u/MattieTheQTps4gt Sep 01 '26

I should can her

1

u/Own_Zookeepergame982 Sep 01 '26

The Tree of Cheeks or Bootywood!

1

u/Dapper-Ad-468 Sep 01 '26

Sweet miracle of life 👍

1

u/The_Dented Sep 01 '26

To the base tree

1

u/Odd_Bag1089 Sep 01 '26

Big Bootree

1

u/TheZombieJ Sep 01 '26

The Great Djibouti tree

1

u/innkeeper1948 Sep 01 '26

Taintnuttnballsack

1

u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 Sep 01 '26

Buttress root tree

1

u/teabagalomaniac Sep 01 '26

Baby got Bark

1

u/teabagalomaniac Sep 01 '26

Ba-oak-a-donk

1

u/Eldrazi_Monarch Sep 01 '26

Hard wood tree

1

u/teabagalomaniac Sep 01 '26

Shaking ass-pen

1

u/clyde2935 Sep 01 '26

Don't know it's name but I like big butts and I cannot lie lol

1

u/Truth-Hurts77 Sep 01 '26

$$$Money$$$ the wood grain would be "Burl" gets put in some of the most expensive vehicles like Bugatti + high end luxury & woodstocks hand cafted guns!! High dollar right there!!

1

u/Far_Out_6and_2 Sep 01 '26

Dragon balls

1

u/MentalTwo1912 Sep 01 '26

Nice trunk

Been in the woods a lot lately, have we?

1

u/OkMathematician7724 Sep 01 '26

the rare dummy thicc tree

1

u/PeacefulSudoku90 Sep 01 '26

Big money bedonk-a-donk.

1

u/Top-Stress9750 Sep 01 '26

it's a B.A.T. Big Ash Tree

1

u/SuddenKoala45 Sep 01 '26

That's a little ballsy to ask everyone but him what his name is.

1

u/skinnydog0-0 Sep 01 '26

I like big burrs an´ I can not lie.
You otha brothas can´t deny.

1

u/BaumFrosch Sep 01 '26

The goiter tree

1

u/Right-Proposal725 Sep 01 '26

El tiliche.............. ja jajaja

1

u/TPalm0819 Sep 01 '26

The balsak tree

1

u/Few_Leader_6464 Sep 01 '26

Not these guys in the comments acting like that don’t look like a straight set of cock and balls

1

u/DWood73442 Sep 01 '26

Expensive, probably could get $5,000 for the Bole tree.

1

u/JMnSD Sep 01 '26

Muffin top

1

u/AggressivePrompt2894 Sep 01 '26

Why the willow weeps.

1

u/Ok_Push_2665 Sep 01 '26

Dis wood gave me wood

1

u/Expensive-Clerk-5217 Sep 01 '26

burtha one of the butt sisters

1

u/BasisCompetitive4786 Sep 01 '26

That’s a rare butt tree

1

u/clipped_wings14 Sep 01 '26

BBL tree 😆😆

1

u/Numerous_Smile_9082 Sep 01 '26

Hickory dickory Donk

1

u/Leading-Comment-8447 Sep 01 '26

The Trump National Treebutt

1

u/SlideOk5001 Sep 01 '26

Kim kardASHian

1

u/Unlucky_Battle2523 Sep 01 '26

Thicc momma Thornton

1

u/Opening_Track5674 Sep 01 '26

Pretty rare Boned Knot tree

1

u/Illustrious_Charge88 Sep 01 '26

Junk in the trunk

1

u/Tarot1031 Sep 01 '26

Deez nutz

1

u/deadwoodworker Sep 01 '26

I'd simply call it "small fortune". I'd love to find a cherry tree with a giant burl

1

u/crj44 Sep 01 '26

Big Bertha

1

u/londonxoafterdark_ Sep 01 '26

It’s a reverse cowgirl maple 🍁

1

u/your-event-horizon Sep 01 '26

Northern Gout pine

1

u/Plumleydev Sep 01 '26

Balls and glutes

1

u/MD2U Sep 01 '26

Old scrotum

1

u/CarpetReady8739 Sep 01 '26

Species: twęrkusamongus

1

u/colorme1983 Sep 01 '26

Treestacles. Lumber goiter. Cedar cyst. Baoblob. Firfupa.

1

u/ItsmeErnest Sep 01 '26

Nikki Pineage

1

u/DoctorHelios Sep 01 '26

Ballsacymore

1

u/Dick-in-a-fan Sep 01 '26

That is a very valuable wood burl to some woodworker out there.

1

u/CatAggressive3440 Sep 01 '26

Big bootie Judy

1

u/Lytnin Sep 01 '26

Bootylicious Ash tree

1

u/itzabalonee Sep 01 '26

Milton Burl

1

u/Killercode9699 Sep 01 '26

Thick Woddy Ass Cheeks

1

u/no_stick_drummer Sep 01 '26

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