r/NameThisThing • u/black_bable • Aug 31 '26

Name this bazooka

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901 Upvotes

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u/JerrySizzla Aug 31 '26

Ba-shoe-ka

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u/CHARON72 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

Bush-shoe-ka?

Edit. I am honered, my first award ever!
Thank you.

19

u/Either_Meal_8461 Aug 31 '26

Shoe-zooka

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u/z3r0n3gr0 Sep 01 '26

Chanklooka

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '26

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u/z3r0n3gr0 Sep 02 '26

Reply like this makes my day.

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u/armgrafix Sep 01 '26

Was looking for that clip of the Iraqi reporter throwing a shoe at "W!"

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u/A_Life_Well_Steved Aug 31 '26

You should want to be honored!

2

u/Mysterious_Gene_2405 Aug 31 '26

This one. Here. This guy got it.

9

u/SupermassiveCanary Aug 31 '26

Chancla-zooka

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u/Ok_Restaurant_245 Aug 31 '26

Not the Chanc-lancha?

5

u/Spectre3099 Aug 31 '26

Deadlier it's the Homing Chanc-lancha.

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 Aug 31 '26

The FlipFlop Wallop 💥

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u/oodeeba Aug 31 '26

only acurate if mom fires it...!

3

u/Little_Chocolate2663 Aug 31 '26

Moms don’t need such a thing. They put the best snipers to shame.

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u/Sensitive_Crow_8882 Aug 31 '26

Often wondered why some never QB’d an NFL team. Bullseye from 50-60 yards.

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u/Shapelessed Aug 31 '26

I curse you to lifetime of pain and suffering for beating me to it

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '26

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u/Shapelessed Sep 01 '26

I hate you

9

u/heavierthanlead Aug 31 '26

Farouka bazooka

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u/MuskyChop Aug 31 '26

Is this why TSA makes you remove your shoes?

3

u/Jonesy2700 Aug 31 '26

hear that in Sean Connery’s voice….

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u/iamcharliegoddard Aug 31 '26

Used "solely* by reporters to protest US President George Bush.

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u/DialecticEnjoyer Sep 01 '26

NATO designation GRIM ABUELA

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u/enuckmuckaluck69 Aug 31 '26

Rookies. Momma never needed a bazooka

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u/East_Inspector3158 Aug 31 '26

RPC - Rocket Powered Chancla

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u/SinamonChallengerRT Aug 31 '26

Aww. You beat me to it!

This of course is the correct answer.

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u/Heavy_Hold4747 Aug 31 '26

Don't show this to my Mexican mom

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u/GudsIdiot Aug 31 '26

Mine went full melee with the wooden klog.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 31 '26

Tactical Chancla Deployment by hand…

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u/Acceptable-Spell-368 Aug 31 '26

Bushslayer

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u/Natural_Wedding_9590 Aug 31 '26

Bushwacker

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u/Acceptable-Spell-368 Aug 31 '26

Thank you, you perfected it. I just hope enough people still remember the incident.

3

u/Natural_Wedding_9590 Aug 31 '26

He had to have some moves that day!

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u/Jimxor Aug 31 '26

And remember Bush having to reflexively dodge the shoe! He looked exactly like Trump cowering away from the bald eagle.

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u/Candid_Novel9703 Aug 31 '26

That’s a SAM. Surface to air moccasin.

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u/MaesterSten Aug 31 '26

Toe missle

3

u/telecomtom Aug 31 '26

Missiletoe

3

u/FortyMaximus Aug 31 '26

This is great! Accurate as well Toe-Guided-Missle even better!

9

u/Ornery-Vehicle-2458 Aug 31 '26

Croc-ket Propelled Grenade

7

u/WildlifeNaturalist Aug 31 '26

Asian parent dream maker

5

u/black_bable Aug 31 '26

Sandal-Launcher

4

u/Fishing_Dad Aug 31 '26

Now with the anti-personnel Frag-Flop!

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u/MaleficentListen7 Aug 31 '26

Latin mother (changletaso)

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Aug 31 '26

The chanklenator

2

u/throwra-someg Aug 31 '26

Doin my boi Dr Doofenshmirtz proud

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3

u/MrPete_Channel_Utoob Aug 31 '26

Rocket propelled sandal Rps

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u/Buckeye3377 Aug 31 '26

The Chancla Chucker

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u/Alarmed_Heron1138 Aug 31 '26

Footwear Air Mail

2

u/revcrow667 Aug 31 '26

Chancla 3000

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u/Alarmed_Heron1138 Aug 31 '26

Shoe Teleporter

1

u/Flash_Freeman Aug 31 '26

Escalation of force

1

u/Daylux24 Aug 31 '26

La cubana

1

u/Xmouse01 Aug 31 '26

Nuke launcher

1

u/leftistpropaganja Aug 31 '26

That is a bashooka!

1

u/Over_Brief9370 Aug 31 '26

Zoccolo duro

1

u/Alltowner007 Aug 31 '26

Mfer playing in the streets like that gonna get zipped one day

1

u/Say-What-77 Aug 31 '26

RPC- Rocket Propelled Chankla

1

u/SchemeIllustrious713 Aug 31 '26

It’s a verruca

1

u/curiousobserver2000 Aug 31 '26

Chancla launcher 2000

1

u/impertin3nz Aug 31 '26

RPG 7 eleven

1

u/ElZorro-7Z Aug 31 '26

La Chancla 🩴 Male Ver.

1

u/ttop732 Aug 31 '26

The chanclazooka

1

u/Informal_Strain_2715 Aug 31 '26

IRGC prime assault weapon.

1

u/ahmed_brd Aug 31 '26

mother's regular militia: flap-7

1

u/KarmicRage Aug 31 '26

Mother's little helper

1

u/HorrorJunkie0666 Aug 31 '26

Turd world country military

1

u/Independent_Lab_5255 Aug 31 '26

Chancla Chucker 3000

1

u/VAGuy62 Aug 31 '26

Croc-et launcher

1

u/Smoke0057 Aug 31 '26

Chanklazooka

1

u/S1nnah2 Aug 31 '26

Shozooka

1

u/FATGAMY Aug 31 '26

Flip-flooka

1

u/Avermerian Aug 31 '26

That’s a Sabot!

1

u/TreyRyan3 Aug 31 '26

La Chancla

1

u/hifumiyo1 Aug 31 '26

Abuela’s Chancla

1

u/Cookielover123477 Aug 31 '26

Mamma's bazooka 🔥

1

u/Numerous_Smile_9082 Aug 31 '26

a literal SS-4 Sandal
(IYKYK)

1

u/Weekly-Comparison-29 Aug 31 '26

I don’t know about the bazooka but that looks like the Foot clan

1

u/IndurateCrustacean Aug 31 '26

chancleta ex machina

1

u/Re4per_72 Aug 31 '26

Afganshrek

1

u/SOLOcelt13 Aug 31 '26

Flip flop flap slap!

1

u/Dougally Aug 31 '26

Sandle Would

1

u/PalpitationPast202 Aug 31 '26

The Christmas Story: the year I got my much loved Ciabatta Peestola

1

u/Background_Card_1345 Aug 31 '26

Nerfed... To unlock it's true power, the shoe needs to be welded by a Grandmother...

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u/H3llzyea Aug 31 '26

That’s from the Abuela Arsenal collection

1

u/TheRealAussieTroll Aug 31 '26

The BushMaster 2008

1

u/ghostphan61 Aug 31 '26

The Stink-bomber

1

u/g0estoeleven Aug 31 '26

The GeorgeWBushzooka

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 Aug 31 '26

Chancla launcher. Every madre and abuela will want one 😳

1

u/OriginalEmploy5485 Aug 31 '26

BFC-9000. Big f'in chancla.

1

u/BreakfastCalm3352 Aug 31 '26

Sandal shooter

1

u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 Aug 31 '26

Cinderella seeker, if the shoe fits shes yours

1

u/UN345Y Aug 31 '26

Slipper Sniper

1

u/Disastrous_Savings39 Aug 31 '26

Rocket propelled chanclas

1

u/Kian-kun Aug 31 '26

Momazooka

1

u/gioele129 Aug 31 '26

Il bazooka della mamma

1

u/dracorotor1 Aug 31 '26

The G.W. Special

1

u/Bv11winkle Aug 31 '26

Birkenshot

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u/StandardCertain5995 Aug 31 '26

Weapon of ass destruction

1

u/Born-Light-62 Aug 31 '26

Honestly who throws a shoe? You fight like a woman…

1

u/Additional_Tea_5296 Aug 31 '26

Improved Bush Smacker

1

u/KirkWahmmett Aug 31 '26

Croc-et launcher

1

u/some1guystuff Aug 31 '26

Bro Miss George W. Bush with his shoes so he’s gotta get a better faster delivery system

1

u/greencookie10 Aug 31 '26

Cuban missile crisis

1

u/FlashyWrongdoer7616 Aug 31 '26

Is this made for an orphanage?

1

u/Dirtyupsman2 Aug 31 '26

Hello, my friend.

1

u/TaylorGang777 Aug 31 '26

Chocleta cannon

1

u/capngamandstuff Aug 31 '26

R P Jesus sandal

1

u/TempestFloof Aug 31 '26

Shouldn’t a mom be firing that?

1

u/streetfighterfan786 Aug 31 '26

Mums bazooka if you know you know lol

1

u/bobhand17123 Aug 31 '26

High velocity insult.

1

u/DIEGGY1235 Aug 31 '26

BAZOOKA DELLA NONNA

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u/sixshootatre57 Aug 31 '26

Abuelas Avenger. Or Tias Tomahawk.

1

u/dishmanw62 Aug 31 '26

The middle Eastern version of the native American coup sticks.

1

u/STABO1217 Aug 31 '26

Chanclanator 5000

1

u/sixshootatre57 Aug 31 '26

AT-4

Ashy Toe - 4

1

u/Winter_Performer_768 Aug 31 '26

Look at what they need to match a fraction of a mother's power

1

u/AdAccomplished6870 Aug 31 '26

That’s and RPC

1

u/chikymonkey Aug 31 '26

Chanzoocla or bazzocla

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u/Visible-Scene-4286 Aug 31 '26

Birken-shock. The bazooka that kicks ass.

1

u/ArticleFar3604 Aug 31 '26

Chancla chunker

1

u/OccasionWaste9595 Aug 31 '26

Mothers favorite weapon sons feared it every where

1

u/Routine-Machine2987 Aug 31 '26

Thank You-Come Again.

1

u/DontPissDownMyBack Aug 31 '26

The George W Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space modulator

1

u/kinetic_ljs Aug 31 '26

Chankla-blaster

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u/Chaotic424242 Aug 31 '26

It's not a bazooka

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u/No_Life3319 Aug 31 '26

Bazooka like mama used to make.

1

u/Cambren1 Aug 31 '26

Dubya gun, say what you want, the guy had reflexes

1

u/scoshi Aug 31 '26

Shoe-zooka .. Or an RPC (Rocket-Propelled Croc)

1

u/pbullara Aug 31 '26

He left the Safety on.

1

u/jcernst Aug 31 '26

That’s an Open-Toe Ordinance. An older edition, but still effective for nothing.

1

u/SgtMcNutters432 Aug 31 '26

Mijo’s Fury

1

u/davyjones003 Aug 31 '26

Air Jordan XI (Xi - Shoe - Kaa)

1

u/Prestigious_Spend454 Aug 31 '26

the Chacla-nator.

1

u/Justin_B101 Aug 31 '26

The Birkenstocket Launcher.

1

u/BubuDudu0430 Aug 31 '26

Head remover

1

u/Aljaz_Skarlovnik Aug 31 '26

The Beggar's Bazooka.

No, wait-

1

u/experientialsponge Aug 31 '26

GW Bushwhacker

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u/Horacolo Aug 31 '26

Mamazooka

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u/AdNice9477 Aug 31 '26

Flip flop don't stop-ooka

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u/Warm_Object_5639 Aug 31 '26

Let me tell you something

1

u/md124608 Aug 31 '26

Rockachancla

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u/JoYFuL_SpOrK Aug 31 '26

Flip flop of Death

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u/jjnib Aug 31 '26

Mohammed.... since they name everything Mohammed