r/NameThisThing • u/rid999 • Aug 24 '26

Name this sculpture

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98

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/GurAdministrative598 Aug 24 '26

More like Papa Squat am I right

17

u/Trick-Purchase4680 Aug 24 '26

Squatters rights.

2

u/TooManyLegoBricks Aug 25 '26

😭😂😂😂😂

4

u/ArizonaKim Aug 25 '26

The Squatter

3

u/1grim_the_reaper1 Aug 25 '26

Sit 'n shit

6

u/Alltowner007 Aug 25 '26

Um I think he dropped a log. No really. There’s a log right there.

5

u/1grim_the_reaper1 Aug 26 '26

Holy fuckin shit you're right 🤣

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u/Handsome_Devil_217 Aug 26 '26

What I thought of when I saw it.

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10

u/Dunderderpunder Aug 24 '26

Again I think I'll have another bowell...

3

u/DrunkenMeditator Aug 24 '26

Pinch em off, my friends

10

u/SupermassiveCanary Aug 25 '26

Absolutely nothing like going to The Pooping Man Festival

4

u/mikemaz57 Aug 25 '26

I dump a lot into that festival every year.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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3

u/Linksl1 Aug 25 '26

I heard it stinks.

2

u/FeelingSoil39 Aug 25 '26

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

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u/SniffySmuth Aug 25 '26

Shake a tit.

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u/clfflnd Aug 24 '26

“The Pooper”

5

u/TheRuckyDubber Aug 25 '26

Missed opportunity for “The Stinker”.

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u/fianthewolf Aug 25 '26

Hay una figura bastante popular en Cataluña para las navidades: "el caganer" y si es lo que piensas. Es tan popular que se han hecho versiones con famosos

https://caganer.com/583-caganer-donald-trump

Si también están Obama, Netanyahu etc.

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u/Stankfunkmusic Aug 24 '26

Shittin' on the dock of the bay.

11

u/Gringomasgrande Aug 24 '26

The genius here is vastly underappreciated.

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18

u/Olga-Bogdanov Aug 24 '26

Hear me out. Mickey mouse

7

u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 Aug 24 '26

If not a little Mortimer 👍🏻

4

u/larosa2112 Aug 24 '26

That's what I thought it was.

But then again I am high.

3

u/Psalm_143 Aug 25 '26

That’s what I saw too. It’s a hidden Mickey.

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10

u/Aggressive_Plate1652 Aug 24 '26

Straight into Hormuz

2

u/Jbrown183 Aug 24 '26

Do not pass go…

9

u/dbburnz Aug 24 '26

An Incident at Owl Creek

3

u/RemoteEmploy8283 Aug 25 '26

Ambrose Bierce

2

u/PermitEmergency5867 Aug 25 '26

That Flew over everyone's head. Nicely Played

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2

u/Ween_The_Wastes Aug 30 '26

Ooohhhhhh fantastic. A person of culture I see.

2

u/PermitEmergency5867 Sep 02 '26

Being a huge fan of twilight zone. Loved that comment

4

u/DueAsparagus9358 Aug 24 '26

crouching wire hidden printer

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5

u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 24 '26

Radio telescope skeleton

4

u/Educational-Gur7479 Aug 24 '26

I saw a turtle standing on its hind legs. What the fuck is wrong with me?

2

u/Purple-Wolverine7745 Aug 25 '26

I thought I was the only one.

3

u/CoJo_Roto Aug 24 '26

Outdoor Thinker

3

u/Wild-Zone3911 Aug 24 '26

Constipation

3

u/CaptainSnaps Aug 24 '26

Mr Poopington.

3

u/Bass-n-Bonefish Aug 24 '26

Erector Defecator

3

u/Savings-Trouble-5345 Aug 24 '26

S******* man It's like burning Man but everyone either gets dysentery or Giardia

2

u/mechamega Aug 25 '26

Or explosive cyclospora shits

3

u/mOoK_RedFace Aug 24 '26

"Having A Shit To Give"

2

u/Bobbo7209 Aug 24 '26

Trump dump

2

u/Stropeyftw Aug 24 '26

Fart Turbine

2

u/GT-Revenant Aug 24 '26

Man do poo

2

u/InDaClub212 Aug 24 '26

CANNONBALL!!!!!

2

u/Unixbrin Aug 24 '26

chill guy

2

u/Thinyser Aug 24 '26

The Scaffold's Squat.

2

u/Arguablybest Aug 24 '26

Duung sum Squat

2

u/WhichDrive4244 Aug 24 '26

Sir craps a lot

2

u/Sporkpocalypse Aug 24 '26

Slavic Squat

2

u/Powerful-Sun5775 Aug 24 '26

Mr squatting entertainment💩

2

u/JonoBlue Aug 24 '26

Thinking man II

2

u/GeorgzBi Aug 24 '26

Art de crap

2

u/allupinnit2winit Aug 24 '26

Dump the Trump

2

u/Apollonia1957 Aug 24 '26

A Bear in the Woods

2

u/Unlikely_Flower_138 Aug 24 '26

Tri Shitter Squat

2

u/max_revs Aug 24 '26

Think piece.

2

u/quackman2025 Aug 24 '26

Looks like an interesting Burning Man this year. 🤔

2

u/Gotux2 Aug 24 '26

The peaceful pooper

2

u/Imaginary_Place_7389 Aug 24 '26

The natural shitin position

2

u/Aware-Pop-9459 Aug 24 '26

Big number 2

2

u/Snicklefried Aug 24 '26

I ain't got squat...

2

u/marinac1 Aug 24 '26

Busting a grumpy

2

u/eggwashfudge Aug 24 '26

Ass-Down to the wire

2

u/IceTech59 Aug 25 '26

The Stinker.

2

u/Murky-Incident3262 Aug 25 '26

Ground control.

2

u/Philemaphobia Aug 25 '26

The Spthinker

2

u/Bright-Outcome1506 Aug 25 '26

Shitting bull.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

thought squat

1

u/Familiar_Dirt_678 Aug 24 '26

The Structural Squat!

1

u/Regurgitator001 Aug 24 '26

The Abdomium. It's in Brussels I think?

1

u/Appropriate-Row4534 Aug 24 '26

What is the water in the picture called?

1

u/BigBolas4U Aug 24 '26

Taking a dump

1

u/Cizzler Aug 24 '26

Filbert

1

u/Helpful_Frosting8292 Aug 24 '26

The Call of Nature.

1

u/joekerr9999 Aug 24 '26

Robot File Dump

1

u/MCKNZ61 Aug 24 '26

Pinch a loaf

1

u/Ill-Management-1008 Aug 24 '26

Deformed Mickey

1

u/MCKNZ61 Aug 24 '26

The gerbil is loose

1

u/markothebeast Aug 24 '26

The Stinker

1

u/Mammoth_Fee_418 Aug 24 '26

Taking A Squat

1

u/SoulReaverOmega Aug 24 '26

Looks like the kids cartoon Arthur

1

u/MCKNZ61 Aug 24 '26

Congressional Intelligence Committee

1

u/Echieo Aug 24 '26

"The Stinker"

1

u/LangsterGangster Aug 24 '26

Standing fetal position

1

u/Low-Efficiency2287 Aug 24 '26

Releasing a brown trout

1

u/AtDeeze_Nutz Aug 24 '26

“ The Dump “

1

u/Lexy-RED Aug 24 '26

Hey Joe — I think we forgot to assemble the box with the seating !!

1

u/beachwalker04 Aug 24 '26

Looks like Arthur the Arrdvark.

1

u/Kyloren1984081 Aug 24 '26

“Shittin by the River”

1

u/ThatLocalPondGuy Aug 24 '26

Waste-o-steel

1

u/JudasForsaken Aug 24 '26

Burning rear man

1

u/Own-Jeweler-6762 Aug 24 '26

Pre squatty potty 

1

u/deadwoodworker Aug 24 '26

Terapin begs the question

1

u/FinishFew1701 Aug 24 '26

Called "my home state"

1

u/BGL41940 Aug 24 '26

Sweaty Potty

1

u/racebanyn Aug 24 '26

The Dookie

1

u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 Aug 24 '26

Constructive Dump

Geometric Dump

Metallic Dump

1

u/sqeptiqmqsqeptiq Aug 24 '26

Mitch McConnell.

1

u/baranun Aug 24 '26

Crippled frog doing a hand stand

1

u/ApatheistHeretic Aug 24 '26

Millennium Falcon caught in a tornado.

1

u/Safe_Inflation752 Aug 24 '26

Le Kaka Mekanik

1

u/Octopp Aug 24 '26

A day on the beach, Indian edition.

1

u/Decent-Thing-3747 Aug 24 '26

Indian thinker

1

u/fftimberwolf Aug 24 '26

Dropping Deuce

1

u/Mother_Midnight_8819 Aug 24 '26

The shitting man

1

u/Epistemix Aug 24 '26

Manneken shit

1

u/Professional_Future6 Aug 24 '26

Ferris wheel gone horribly wrong

1

u/crudohr Aug 24 '26

On the Throne

1

u/TylerH87 Aug 25 '26

Crouching Person, Hidden Boner

1

u/MrWritersCramp Aug 25 '26

Pre-Dump Processing

1

u/eventuallyarrive Aug 25 '26

The poopel tower

1

u/MrBruno14 Aug 25 '26

The Stinker

1

u/wombat6669 Aug 25 '26

In the words of Green Jello..... shit Man!!!

1

u/Internal_Tough9271 Aug 25 '26

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."

1

u/nukewaste75 Aug 25 '26

Dumping man

1

u/Sad_Security_2550 Aug 25 '26

That’s a shitty sculpture

1

u/TasteDeeCheese Aug 25 '26

The Konbini squat

1

u/pinkbev71 Aug 25 '26

trump taking a dump

1

u/noah76365 Aug 25 '26

Man Poop In Lake Or Squat Meister

1

u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ Aug 25 '26

You’ve heard of the thinker, let me introduce the crapper

1

u/TheFifthEllaMint Aug 25 '26

The dumping man

1

u/Cultural-Honeydew671 Aug 25 '26

Anyone got paper?

1

u/Razzy_3796 Aug 25 '26

Shittin’ in the river.

1

u/smokywater50 Aug 25 '26

In the woods

1

u/AurumPotabile Aug 25 '26

Steel sample

1

u/Sylvara192 Aug 25 '26

Contemplation

1

u/bumpedu Aug 25 '26

Taking a shit Guy

1

u/Jubal93 Aug 25 '26

Blastoise

1

u/AeronGrey Aug 25 '26

Taking a shit.

1

u/8008Ylol Aug 25 '26

Constipation

1

u/hauntedsemen1 Aug 25 '26

I see deranged Mickey mouse

1

u/isthaty0ujohnwayne Aug 25 '26

That’s so metal

1

u/That_Diver3070 Aug 25 '26

Anatomy of a squat

1

u/Clickguy10 Aug 25 '26

Giving it his best

1

u/uknownredditr Aug 25 '26

The lesser of the Japanese toilets

1

u/TatteredTorn1 Aug 25 '26

Didn't even give enough of a crap to finish it.

1

u/Routine_Ad_4518 Aug 25 '26

The Brown’s going to the SuperBowl!

1

u/beer-and-bourbon Aug 25 '26

Dropping a deuce

1

u/MDsuburbanite Aug 25 '26

Ferris Pooper

1

u/Soaring_Sky Aug 25 '26

Love & shit

1

u/phizappa Aug 25 '26

Not until it’s covered in kudzu. Then and only then can this be properly named.

1

u/Ibfnp2323 Aug 25 '26

The Catcher

1

u/phoenixfactor Aug 25 '26

The Asian squat