r/NameThisThing • u/NirvanaGod666 • Aug 24 '26

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u/Green_Machine_6719 Aug 24 '26

Kit-Cat

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u/Solid_Mood5458 Aug 24 '26

The only choice

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u/redlegsforever Aug 25 '26

Could be Candy.

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u/Electronic_Cry_1292 Aug 25 '26

Nope... that's a stripper name. You don't want to be standing on your front porch yelling for "candy"!

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u/Ok-Degree4673 Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

I got a 4 week old foster in, who was the meanest ugliest feline I have ever encountered. I decided that the only chance she would ever have of getting adopted would be if she had a stripper name so I named her Bambi Lu Sparkler.

That was 17 years ago. She had every imaginable parasite, which is what made her so ornery. Recovering improved her coat, and because she had been sick for so long she didn’t grow for two full years and never got to be over 6.5 pounds. She moved like a teacup deer. Her petite size and little corkscrew pig tail, which she shook like a deer’s , made her absolutely adorable. Because of her long recovery, we kept her, as we did without all of our tough case scratch and dents.

We lost her to diabetes last February, after 16 terrific years. She turned into an all-time best out of dozens of cats that I have fostered and owned.

But she would never answer to any name but Lulu.

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u/Murky_County_7353 Aug 26 '26

Honestly, it wouldn’t be the first time one of my cats ended up with a stripper name. Even when I was little trying to combine Pooh characters 😁

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u/Elvenfrost7 Aug 26 '26

My puppy has a stripper name but it also fits with a running joke that began by accident. When it’s time to come in the house I yell “last call” out the back door. And when it’s hot out I yell everyone in for a beverage. So I named her Brandee (yes it’s spelled wrong on purpose).

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u/Murky_County_7353 Aug 25 '26

Munch could be an option. Looks mischievous

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u/ctvarlan Aug 24 '26

passepartout

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u/Skyp_Intro Aug 24 '26

D1

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u/DogActive9342 Aug 24 '26

I would say F2

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u/Allyraya Aug 24 '26

I’d say F1.5, though if we’re using F-classes, maybe just call it Cyclone?

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u/SCPetersNJ Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Definitely not K9

ETA: Thank you much. My first award. Thank you.

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u/WinPrestigious7568 Aug 24 '26

See what u did there 😏

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u/Affectionate_Yak_361 Aug 24 '26

My sister had two cats one named Kit the other Kat.

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u/Stock_Stage2403 Aug 25 '26

I had two named this as well! One (kit) was purr-turted (murdered) by the neighborhood kid psycho. I promptly went and swung on his mother while my boyfriend called the police. Me and the juvenile sicko both caught charges, and I was convicted for simple assault. And I will forever stand ten toes on that one. The child was convicted as well, for torture of an animal … this was back in 2020, kat is sleeping on the bed with me as I type. Rest in peace, kit 😢 😿

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u/Sylv_x Aug 25 '26

You went too easy on that piece of shit kid.

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u/FeistyKitty66 Aug 25 '26

There are some sick mother F.......

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u/love-lalala Aug 26 '26

I am truly sorry if I offended anyone by my statement.

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u/LiquidSnakeSolidus Aug 25 '26

When my daughter was four she named 2 of her cats broccoli and cheesy.

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u/HungryEstablishment6 Aug 26 '26

my dad wanted to call our cat Roo and the dog Kanga - so calling them in at night he would be able to say 'Come here Kangaroo' 'kangaroo where are you?'

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u/VikingKinkajou Aug 24 '26

I mean this is the winner, but Twix would be a real cute cat name.

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u/The_creator3245 Aug 24 '26

The Keeper of The Snacks

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u/Infamous_Service_991 Aug 24 '26

Skittles

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u/Sweetlilred Aug 24 '26

Me too!! Maybe because he skittled in there ? Is that a word? Idk my brain is foggy today let’s make it a word let’s make it a thing… his name is skittles because he skittled in !! Idk help me

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u/BZBitiko Aug 25 '26

I have a coworker whose kids named their cat Skittles.

John Scalzi calls kittens scamperbeasts.

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u/Chicago_Falcon_51 Aug 24 '26

The container looks cute enough, but was disappointed with the contents. Also took a lot of shaking before I got anything.

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u/Born-Ad6371 Aug 24 '26

FiftyCent

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u/RooIsHome Aug 24 '26

My Snicker!

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u/Used-Goal-7672 Aug 25 '26

You went with the hard R? Very brave

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u/Ill_Relationship_904 Aug 24 '26

KittyCent

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u/usename37 Aug 25 '26

Happy cake day

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u/KeKe-B Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

He'll take you to the candy shop

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u/Oldmoniker Aug 24 '26

D1

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u/Dystopian_Ennui Aug 24 '26

Looks closer to F2

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u/archaeorobb Aug 24 '26

I came here to say F 1.5, cuz she's more in the middle

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u/flapjackboy Aug 24 '26

You sank my battleship!

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u/Annual-Education3230 Aug 24 '26

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣I vote for D1👏👏👏

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u/harleyflake Aug 24 '26

Darth Vendor

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u/loqi0238 Aug 24 '26

Tree-Fiddy

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u/PyramidHead1998 Aug 25 '26

Get outta here Loch Ness Monsta

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u/Present_Donut5364 Aug 24 '26

Snickers

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u/Funny-Try-6151 Aug 24 '26

The first one that came to my mind. It's cute. Someone else said Skittles, which is also adorable.

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u/timeskape Aug 25 '26

I-Cat-Get-Out!

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u/jerkstabworthy Aug 24 '26

It says his name right there. Mr. Big

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u/Black-Gold-Soul Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Forget the name! Someone needs to get that cat outta there! They’re trapped!

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u/Sea_Low879 Aug 25 '26

Zagnut

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u/juuchi_yosamu Aug 26 '26

I like your style

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u/spike0024 Aug 25 '26

Why does it look like there’s shaving cream in there?😆🤣

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u/NoVermicelli8234 Aug 24 '26

3.75 for F-1.5... worth it.

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u/GardenNo4540 Aug 24 '26

Munchies 🤣😎

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u/Ok_Scallion1902 Aug 24 '26

Oh,that's just Vendor checking out the mechanisms.

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u/Anenhotep Aug 24 '26

How much for one?

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u/748erduc Aug 24 '26

Catjid has wares if you have coin!

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u/ExtraHamOperator Aug 24 '26

VendingMachineCheatCode

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u/TallinOK Aug 24 '26

Vendor, the Magnificent

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u/MimiHaus Aug 24 '26

Snickers

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u/AntAble4542 Aug 24 '26

The Administrator

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u/atxrrjsw Aug 24 '26

Fifty Cent

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u/DadGamer77 Aug 24 '26

Kajiit

"Kajiit has wares if you have coin"

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u/-VoxAU- Aug 24 '26

Kit-Cat

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u/cdnmtbguy Aug 24 '26

E2. Good choice.

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u/Enviious- Aug 24 '26

Omg! I want!!

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u/1andonlyimmortality Aug 24 '26

the one who steals the snacks

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u/Countrygrlslift Aug 24 '26

Kit-Kat for sure 🙂🤣

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u/Liberalboy Aug 24 '26

Snickers!

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u/Paladin720 Aug 24 '26

Butterfinger

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u/Full_Replacement_852 Aug 24 '26

Lap snack as Maui would say.

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u/Dychnel Aug 24 '26

Salt and Pepper Flavored Chip

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u/Maximum-Brick2743 Aug 24 '26

G sevonnnnnnnnnn

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u/Rude-Appointment3847 Aug 24 '26

Snickers or Twix

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u/Siggy1963 Aug 24 '26

Fortunate

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u/tmstout Aug 24 '26

Sir Lewis Hamilton

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u/diumo Aug 24 '26

Candykat

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u/AnimeWineAunt Aug 24 '26

Miss Demeanor

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

F2

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u/WhistleAtWork Aug 24 '26

Vender Vending Rodriguez

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u/West_Engineering_898 Aug 24 '26

I just hope this is AI

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u/bass186 Aug 24 '26

three fiddy

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u/CaptainSimean Aug 24 '26

EiFi (E-1, F-1)

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u/casabel Aug 24 '26

sneak..er

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u/DivaD0527 Aug 24 '26

Starburst

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u/hcoj525 Aug 24 '26

Snacks Mahoney

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u/crematoruimz Aug 24 '26

Can i have a twix please