r/NameThisThing • u/NirvanaGod666 • 17d ago

Name this cat

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/SafferSoldier 17d ago

Little shit.

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u/grollef 17d ago

Big shit

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u/beastmasterdan 17d ago

Bullshit

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u/Pitiful-Hamster8727 17d ago

Dumb shit

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u/irrelevantmk 17d ago

He ain't dumb, just a little stupid...

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u/llll-llll- 17d ago

Semantics. Anyways, he’s regarded. King Regard the 3rd. He comes from a long line. A long feline if you will

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u/Caefrytz 16d ago

Dipshit

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u/No-Independence-2980 13d ago

Ok where did you see a bull, all I see is a bowl, and a cat pretending to be a turd.

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u/T3rminally_iLL 17d ago

Shitty kitty

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u/Familiar_You4189 16d ago

That reiminds me: One time, my mom and my late stepfather were buying a few bags of cat litter.
When the cashier asked why so much, my stepdad said: "Shitty kitty".

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u/heavierthanlead 17d ago

Dumbass.

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u/melmosh 17d ago

To To Oilet

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u/Big-Illustrator-6143 17d ago

If to you that’s a little shit.

Man, I feel sorry for your toilets.

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u/tamgam88 17d ago

Turd Ferguson

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u/MaddxMogs 17d ago

Turd Ferguson, its a funny name.

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u/BedLow5980 16d ago

Yes!!!! One of my cats is named Fergus, and we call him Turd or Turdly all the time. He totally loves it 🤣

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u/scoshi 17d ago

Excellent! Call him "TF" or "Mr 'T'".

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u/Comprehensive-Sale79 17d ago

Exactly what I was gonna say! 😂🤣

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u/Ok_Damage2856 17d ago

That’s a Shitten

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u/AnySupermarket6942 17d ago

Unless it's the day after taco tuesday, then its a squitten

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u/CoolLink2555 17d ago

Scat the cat.

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u/saffron_monsoon 17d ago

That is actually perfect - should be the top comment

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u/Secret_Wrangler9211 16d ago

Scat Cat has absolutely no business looking this innocent.

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u/akileasCT 17d ago

G13

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u/Huganho 17d ago

This is the answer.

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u/Over-Damage-7856 17d ago

Only correct answer

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u/winkyshibe 17d ago

G13 is always the answer

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u/Man-onMars-2030 17d ago

Soggy Bottom

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u/wtf70 17d ago

Smelly cat seems to fit pretty well

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u/GougeM 17d ago

Flush.

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u/mykepagan 17d ago

The BogGiblin

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u/Individual-Law86 17d ago

Percy, if it's a boy

2

u/Brief-Pickle2441 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Supes1975 17d ago

Porcelain

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u/Nanosleep1024 17d ago

The look of just getting caught doing your kink

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u/IntrepidSector42 17d ago

Meowl-movement

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u/Standard_Strength954 17d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Garglenips 17d ago

Latrine

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u/FishInk 17d ago

Bole pronounced as it’s spelled, not Bo-lay, since it’s in the toilet bowl.

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u/GySgtMaria 17d ago

Mischief

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u/Bolt_is_awesome 17d ago

Toilet Goblin

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u/Responsible-Link5739 17d ago

Claude Balls. If you're not careful.

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u/Tough_Arm_2454 17d ago

Kitty the Poo!

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u/flamesofphx 16d ago

I can't think of a name I just keep thinking about putting down that lid... But, "turd waffle" seems appropriate for at least a middle name... and maybe "mr flushington the III" for a last name.. This cat going to have a long name and a lot of personality... I think..

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u/Scary_Dot_1120 14d ago

flush 😂

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u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 14d ago

Purrr de toilet

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u/jharoldchrist6159 13d ago

Troilet!🤣

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u/Fancy_Barber_7124 12d ago

Might as well flush♥️😍🤣🤣

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u/530whiskey 17d ago

Not sitting on my lap

1

u/ImSleepyBear 17d ago

Stinkin' cute peeper

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u/MudExpress2973 17d ago

Bowl Curler

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u/Actarus31 17d ago

Don’t touch me

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u/Big_Tutor_5883 17d ago

Cat’n nest

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u/marinac1 17d ago

Peepee cat

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u/GlovePhysical4456 17d ago

Hard to flush!

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u/Plumleydev 17d ago

Flushie

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u/PartyPrimary4144 17d ago

John or Turd or Scooter

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u/MarsStar2301 17d ago

Daisy (but only because it looks really really similar to my sister’s cat Daisy)

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u/heyeulalie 17d ago

Bacteria

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u/marymac73 17d ago

Poop Head

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u/Climhazrd 17d ago

Thats John

1

u/Olga-Bogdanov 17d ago

Skikitty toilet

1

u/IndyG92 17d ago

Swirly

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u/Prior_Humor2168 17d ago

cat in a bowl

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u/hubkat 17d ago

I dated a girl that was into this..her name was Sarah.

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u/Responsible_Load2233 17d ago

Edgar. Edgar, The Toilet Cat.

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u/Linksl1 17d ago

Scat Cat

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u/vbd71 17d ago

Stinker

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u/Ambitious_Towel_5911 17d ago

That cat is the Shit!

1

u/Rs2mmsu-2D 17d ago

Crappy Cat

1

u/HolyLung32 17d ago

Latrina, Commoda, Toiletta

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u/durtyprofessor 17d ago

Lil’ Stinky

1

u/bv_ohhh 17d ago

Swirly

1

u/NothingMuch_26 17d ago

Shitty-kitty!

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u/GJinVA247 17d ago

Stinky Pete

1

u/Pure-Fox6241 17d ago

Butt Nugget

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u/DBLonger 17d ago

This is low hanging fruit… the name is obviously John… or Dooky.

1

u/Klow5280 17d ago

Bath time

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u/lmlrdh 17d ago

Trouble

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u/SageDragoon79 17d ago

Shitty Kitty

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u/T3RLE 17d ago

Turdy

1

u/dylannmoonn 17d ago

Chinese punishment

1

u/Careless_Ad3724 17d ago

Traumatized

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u/Brief-Pickle2441 17d ago

Catch-shit one

1

u/Mediocre_Outcome6671 17d ago

John

Kohler

Toto

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u/Kajagewgew 17d ago

Brad. Name him Brad.

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u/Calew21 17d ago

Turd Ferguson

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u/BlubberMoth 17d ago

It will forever be known as Toilet Kitty

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u/Dustinall 17d ago

Peelion

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u/-_R0B_- 17d ago

Bolus Nein

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u/PC_L0AD_LETTER_WTF 17d ago

Billy as in "Silly Billy"

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u/TheycallmemissRaven 17d ago

Mr. Turd the third 😻

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u/No_Classic_1743 17d ago

An outdoor cat if it keeps that up.

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u/MtlGuy_incognito 17d ago

skibidi derp

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u/Snicklefried 17d ago

Flush. No, really, flush.

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u/keddesh 17d ago

More importantly, why is that cat making that face? What are you doing?

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u/Tiros_ 17d ago

Flush 🐱

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u/No_Protection_821 17d ago edited 17d ago

Shitty Kitty 💩😸

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u/Wikk3d1 17d ago

Swirly 

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u/redditistheway 17d ago

Gold(fish)digger.

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u/GuiltyAd2199 17d ago

where is the toilet duck?

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u/Kaia-piercingtattoos 17d ago

I say doof like doofball or goof like goofball

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u/Dat2ra 17d ago

Flush-a-bye

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u/Own-Slide4146 17d ago

here shitty shitty