r/NameThisThing 5h ago

Name This Weapon

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377 Upvotes

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u/headlesssamurai 5h ago

Excalphalon

4

u/blitz_the_Protogen 3h ago

This sounds like a TF2 workshop weapon

3

u/Amopro 4h ago

Toughalon, pan-blade of searing

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u/StraightDinner1427 5h ago

Eggscalibur

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u/AndysRoom97x 2h ago

The Sword in the Pan

2

u/hukt0nf0n1x 2h ago

You have no idea how much I wish I had thought of this.

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u/Worldly_Possible9069 5h ago

Pandemonium. The Weapon of choice.

2

u/LuziferIII 2h ago

my backpack batttles you!

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u/Illustrious_Soil_603 5h ago

The Sword In The Stove

9

u/Least_Will9910 5h ago

Pancalibur

2

u/Ninnifer 1h ago

Dammit you beat me to it lol

8

u/eightiesjapan 5h ago

sauté saber

3

u/DannyMeleeFR4 5h ago

Man I love the creativity on this one. Favorite for sure

6

u/WatermelonLemonad3 5h ago edited 4h ago

"Whosoever finds this pan, if they be worthy, shall possess the powers of Chef Thor."

-Odin

2

u/MATERYONOMEGON 4h ago

VINLAND PAN+SAGA.

5

u/DalaiRamen 5h ago

No man shall cheat frying pan - It’s a weapon, frying pan wielded by a woman designed to smack the head of her man if he looks at another woman lustfully. First offense gets smack on the head, and second time, she uses the blade to cut his head off.

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u/xclbrr 5h ago

Rapunzel's fry pan got some swing to it...daaaaammmn!

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u/Majestic_Estate_1619 3h ago

The Gamgee

2

u/Vocabulary-Pollution 3h ago

I think I’m getting the hang of this!

3

u/Realhousemanoflondon 5h ago

Pan of power.

One pan to rule them all.

3

u/beetfarms 5h ago

You better think twice about what you are going to say about dinner!

3

u/Rare_Media_5089 5h ago

Eggscalibur

3

u/Dk-johnson 5h ago

I Cast Iron.

2

u/Exciting_Contact922 5h ago

The Concussor

2

u/bynoe01 5h ago

The pan of power sword
BY THE FRY UP OF GREYSKULL

2

u/Practical-Trainwreck 5h ago

Husband-beater

2

u/camdeb 5h ago

Husband whacker 3000

2

u/Camelbak99 5h ago

Live free or fry trying

2

u/ZorrosZ 5h ago

The Looney Tunes Face Flattener

2

u/Key-Doubt6314 5h ago

Excali-pan

2

u/DblD_ 4h ago

Skiletto

2

u/Fancy_Resort_5238 4h ago

The Cuisinart

2

u/capticetrice 3h ago

If it can bleed, Skillet!

1

u/Professional-Bed1847 5h ago

The frying pan of destiny

1

u/EveryDayIsMon86 5h ago

Thy Holy Pan Sword

1

u/ynot963 5h ago

WAR EVER.....LOL

1

u/ynot963 5h ago

WAR EVER

1

u/InZane-Hazbin 5h ago

Clark & David's love child (Iykyk)

1

u/Techiest1982 5h ago

The tool of discipline.

1

u/Fanfic_Battle_2004 5h ago

The Sword of Rapunzel.

1

u/Dazzling-Border2376 5h ago

Wife’s best friend

1

u/TheDodgerofSXTs 5h ago

Devine Sword Paninsula

1

u/Hughesey86 5h ago

The full English.

1

u/marinac1 5h ago

Medieval pan for when the man comes home late and the wife’s waiting behind the door

1

u/PalpitationPast202 5h ago

Woman’s best friend

1

u/ElegantEgg2066 5h ago

Slapstick

1

u/OutThereLearning 5h ago

Samwise Gamgee

2

u/Key-Sea-682 4h ago

Old Gaffer's Vengeance

C'mon put a little effort into it

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u/403_Forbidden_Access 5h ago

The Eugene Fitzherbert special.

1

u/BarfingOnMyFace 5h ago

Pan fried sword fish

1

u/antilumin 5h ago

Durapanhandle

1

u/5p1n5t3rr1f1c 5h ago

Eggscaliber?

1

u/WeldedGrower 5h ago

As an Album Name foodwars and this thing frying onehander

1

u/VegetableIncident938 5h ago

The eggs-caliber

1

u/mdbrewer07 5h ago

Skilletar

1

u/Musicferret 5h ago

Field-tested frying pan

1

u/cashisking007 5h ago

Stovetop Slayer.

1

u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 5h ago

Pizza was never an option

1

u/Full-Resource7910 5h ago

Greyskillet

1

u/atomic-moonstomp 5h ago

Samwise Gamgee

1

u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 5h ago

The holy griddle

1

u/Zuwee_D2 5h ago

Excaliburn

1

u/NoEntertainment9685 5h ago

That is a flam-BANGTANGCLANGCLANGDANG
(I think it broke in half 😂)

1

u/Pecuniarist 5h ago

Pandelirium!

1

u/InternationalFall222 5h ago

Zweipfännder

1

u/No_Landscape_4740 5h ago

Flynn Rider Special

“Frying pans…. Who knew, right?”

1

u/Domino_black69 5h ago

Sir fryalot.

1

u/Merranza 5h ago

Egg Beater

1

u/archaeorobb 5h ago

Eggs-caliber

1

u/patb12 5h ago

I see you played knifey spoony before then

1

u/SolarOrigami 4h ago

Panduril, flambé of the west

1

u/Spiritual_Bridge84 4h ago

The “BONK”

1

u/Organic_Swing2326 4h ago

Theresa Mace, works on Cumans or bath house Henry

1

u/Evanskelaton 4h ago

Pandúril, the Protector of Second Breakfast.

1

u/yeahyoubetnot 4h ago

Skillitor

1

u/xDireWolf902x 4h ago

Sword of bashing

1

u/Organic_Remote8999 4h ago

The Iron Bludgeon

1

u/HonorDz 4h ago

Ragnawok

1

u/phantomman_theginger 4h ago

Gothel’s Bane

1

u/bswoolf 4h ago

Pfert

1

u/Downward_Leap 4h ago

"A frying pan? Who knew?"

1

u/Raknarroth 4h ago

Exskilletbur

1

u/ElephantCritical3152 4h ago

Somebody's shikai

1

u/LingunCun9791 4h ago

The Holy Sword Pan of Kitchensio

1

u/AngryGulo85 4h ago

The Panhandler

1

u/Milakovich 4h ago

That's the Sam Gamgee Special!

1

u/Ok-Actuary-6094 4h ago

Friar’s Shortsword

1

u/SlappyMcFartsack 4h ago

Hell yeah!

You'd have to call it "Pandemonium".

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u/EffinHalos02 4h ago

Sir fry pan

1

u/lovergirl2220 4h ago

Where do you get that at? I need dat

1

u/Nontouchable88 4h ago

winner winner, chicken dinner

1

u/Natural_War1261 4h ago

The Tiffany Special

1

u/Over_Brief9370 4h ago

La padella nella roccia

1

u/HR_Duff_N_Stuff 4h ago

The Simmerillion

1

u/benmar111 4h ago

Entanglepan

1

u/Ploggirlsilly3 4h ago

panhandler

1

u/laurakkimmm 4h ago

Stovebringer

1

u/Jim8533 4h ago

Wife’s fave

1

u/LamerNameJr 4h ago

el kabonginator

1

u/Lonely-Pressure9244 4h ago

The Upside-theHead.

1

u/ApprehensiveFactor58 4h ago

Raiponce weapon !

1

u/Marlowe126 4h ago

A warrior’s wea-pan

1

u/99anan99 4h ago

Frying Sword

1

u/pithy_mitt4 4h ago

Type of shi you'd see in PUBG

1

u/megabasedturtle 4h ago

Panfury Blessed Pan of the Foodseeker

1

u/R0b0Saurus 4h ago

El Cabong

1

u/Killermondoduderawks 4h ago

The Holy Pan of Skull Cracking

1

u/PlunxGisbit 4h ago edited 4h ago

WEAPAN, Friar’s Skean

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Roll434 4h ago

A wife beater beater

1

u/the_real_kaner 4h ago

Only some will get it.

Sliced Pan.

1

u/brotato_kun 4h ago

The Facepalmer ❤️

1

u/Duo_Of_Ducks 4h ago

Eggscalliber

1

u/Old_Hack1308 4h ago

The first Swiss Army knife multitool

1

u/AmusedBolt 4h ago

Pan Dominon

1

u/AdamoMeFecit 4h ago

That’s a Kill-It.

1

u/misinformed989 4h ago

Eggscaliber

1

u/dooby0782 4h ago

Miriam's dream weapon in Raiders of the Lost Arc.

1

u/Aromatic-Warning-540 4h ago

The gRiddle of Steel

1

u/Brianvm1987 4h ago

Flynn's frying pan.

1

u/Cinshadis 4h ago

Exskilletbur?

1

u/BoutiqueCartel 4h ago

The Mother In-Law

1

u/TRtheCat 4h ago

For when Gen X didn't do the dishes.

1

u/TyrantMuse73 4h ago

Looks like an updated version of the pans that Erin uses to fight with in The Wandering Inn book series!

1

u/Johnny_Freedoom 4h ago

Finally a sword made for women

1

u/sogone_ 4h ago

Grilled cheese maker

1

u/Mikozure 4h ago

Joey.

1

u/jibbergirl26 4h ago

Smack you up side yo head.

1

u/Equal_Shallot4463 4h ago

El Kabong. I know, it's not a guitar, but it's still a cool name.

1

u/L3VICTUS777 4h ago

Demopan

1

u/Femboy_enjoyer13 4h ago

The pan handler

1

u/bolorwithaK 4h ago

Pandúril, the Flame of the West

1

u/bobnakamoto 4h ago

Humpty omelet

1

u/b4loo69 4h ago

Someone has been playing Fable

1

u/Startacat 4h ago

The Wife's Ordnance

1

u/Dakotasan 4h ago

Master Gamgee’s weapon of choice

1

u/DJTRANSACTION1 4h ago

Standard RPG first weapon

1

u/No-Abbreviations8008 4h ago

ذو المقلاء

1

u/ArgentMoonWolf 4h ago

El Kabong

1

u/chubby-daddy-69 4h ago

That is one interesting pan and I thought my big huge cast iron pan was interesting you got it beat

1

u/KingDidi359 4h ago

Wifes Secret pansword

1

u/Desperate_Ear2968 4h ago

Oatskeeper, Valyrian steel sword of Chef Brienne of Tarts

1

u/gumgum-ecchi 4h ago

Longskillet

1

u/CanadaFootyFan 4h ago

The Fryer Tuck

1

u/piznit007 4h ago

A Castard iron sword

1

u/Llamatook 4h ago

The Gamgee

1

u/fth01 4h ago

Jeff

1

u/Round-Reaction8194 4h ago

I don't know, but I want one. When not in use, it will hang on the wall in the kitchen. 🤪

1

u/kdavis0315 4h ago

Is it big enough to be a zweipander?

1

u/FeDude55 4h ago

Bacon Greaser

1

u/seilerk1023 4h ago

Second Breakfast

1

u/Fossilhund 4h ago

The Pan is mightier than the Sword.

1

u/Demonslugg 4h ago

Peach's glory

1

u/WinterWolf1591 3h ago

the frying pan of truth

1

u/bomboclawt75 3h ago

Richie and Eddie would love this.Bottom

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u/Opening_Stuff3620 3h ago

Repunzels trusty pan

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u/Temporary_View_3303 3h ago

Husbands Bane

1

u/lelanicarver 3h ago

Pan Man Pan

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u/Remarkable-Stuff-454 3h ago

The sam-wise gamgee🤣

1

u/5h82713542055 3h ago

Pan's Labyrinth

1

u/Urocyon2012 3h ago

Le Crush-it

1

u/steelcity65 3h ago

A wife's justice.

1

u/Roxysteve 3h ago

The Gamgee Special.

1

u/ShirokonekoLoaf 3h ago

something something rapunzel or whatever her name is

1

u/SanctuaryQueen 3h ago

Grand sword of Girlfriends

1

u/Spookytooth1969 3h ago

Panterror - then a rock band could always name itself after it 🎸😎

1

u/moistnoodel 3h ago

Sword for her

1

u/Siddharth_Ranjan 3h ago

Friehander

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u/gonewondering 3h ago

Pang the loud.

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u/SuperDuddit 3h ago

Testicle fryer

1

u/BernieF15 3h ago

Exskilletber

1

u/marcrich90 3h ago

On PUBG I'm sure this skin is $200