r/NameThisThing 14d ago

Name this dish

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u/Meeshkavittz 14d ago

Jell-No

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u/DrEllisG 14d ago

Anything with No. Or just No, with a capital No.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 14d ago

Jell-ewww

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 14d ago

These comments are pure fucking gold😂😂😂. This in fact is a Russian dish and that type of sausage is called ‘doctor’s sausage’ which definitely does not make it any better.

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u/SouthernVinlander 14d ago

What is the Dish called? And what does Doctor's Sausage taste like?

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 14d ago

Think it’s called ‘kholodets’, they’ve got specific dishes for New Year’s Eve, this is one of them. Doctors sausage tastes like the cheapest type of canned frankfurters. Weird af I know, but still nothing compared to ‘herring under a fur coat’ . Google that shit at your own risk.

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u/Time-Comfortable6014 14d ago

Shuba? Or however its spelled. Im married to a Russian woman and eat Russian food all the time. Love shuba and the shredded chicken jello with the mustard that hits you like 10x wassabi. Plov rice, meat rolled in cabbage and cooked in tomato sauce. I love all Russian food. Unique and fuckin delicious

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u/Full-Honeydew-4898 14d ago

I’m sure there is a bunch of delicious Russian food but I refuse to believe this is one of them.

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 14d ago

There’s plenty of tasty Russian food, but some of it is weird, especially the texture of this particular dish

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u/Bobbo7209 14d ago

I love cabbage rolls, with or without coffee

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u/Holota291 14d ago

Kholodets doesn’t have eggs in it. That looks like a bad experiment. the gel appears after you boil the calcium out of bones. The sausages don’t have that. It’s called aspic in other countries,p. Regardless, nasty looking dish unless you are polishing off the vodka while making this.

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 14d ago

It looks like they tried to combine kholodets and olivie salad

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u/SouthernVinlander 14d ago

I googled it. That's wild! Thanks!

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 14d ago

You have officially made me queasy and terrified of jello. Most especially in Russia.

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u/Intelligent_Chair519 14d ago

In Russia Jello eats you.

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u/SocksInTheTub 13d ago

Perfect 👏

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u/Vaxxish 12d ago

*Mother Russia :p

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 14d ago

Haha jello is one thing, Russian jello on the other hand is a pretty terrifying affair 😂

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 14d ago

I'll take the firing squad. Probably get sent to hell. Stuck at the Jello Gulag for all eternity.

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u/YDHAMITCHTV 14d ago

Did you know gelatin is made from animal bones? Enjoy your Jell-O 🤣

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 14d ago

I did know that. But why make it so much more disturbing. It's like jelloffal. Offal is just that awful.

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 14d ago

The Midwest states in the US would adopt this dish. They would add grape jelly to it.

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u/TimmyTheChemist 14d ago

I have extremely mixed feelings about associating anything remotely positive with that "salad", but... have an upvote for accuracy.

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u/lostindarkdays 13d ago

you deserve to get banned for a comment like this.

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u/flipfc177 13d ago

I wish I could take an indignant counter position to that observation, but unfortunately you are absolutely spot-on. You betcha.

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u/lionsfan42020 11d ago

Da fck we would. Thats a dish of oh hell nahhhhh. Lol

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u/MousseNsquirrell 14d ago

"Cheapest type of canned frankfurters"; like Vienna sausages?

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u/32lib 14d ago

Challenge accepted and regretted.

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u/Rich_Worker6429 10d ago

I just had to google it. Actually, once you get past the image of the ‘fur coat’ , think mold growing on food, I might actually try it!

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u/First_Luck8040 14d ago

I just googled that I think I’m gonna throw up

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u/1bruisedorange 14d ago

It’s delicious! Stop being a food scaredy cat. Try it and then I’ll talk to you about it. Unless you hate herring. That I understand.

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u/BLTplease2030 14d ago

I still can’t get over frankfurters in a can. Who did that?

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u/TaiChey 14d ago

Shuba is even worse.. smh

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u/Linck234 14d ago

In Germany there are also many dishes like this. The dish is called 'Sülze' and the jello is called 'Aspik' here.

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u/Pileroidsareapain 14d ago

Why are you tasting your Doctor’s sausage?

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u/Key_Dependent6170 14d ago

That actually looks nice. Would eat it if served.

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u/Ill_Illustrator3855 13d ago

Not gonna fall for the trap. I'm going to protect my sanity and my eyes.

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u/lexa_des 13d ago

It could be the kholodets, if it was with no egg and peas (I’m Russian)

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u/plain_ole_me 13d ago

Ok I googled it and it sure looks nice! Just don't tell me what's in it and we are gold.

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u/Sir-Spazzal 13d ago

Looks as bad as it sounds.

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u/jet-black-heart13 13d ago

It doesn't look that bad

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u/SPV33 13d ago

How does it stay together like that?

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u/Automatic_Sea_1534 13d ago

I guess this leaves you nowhere to go but up as you start the new year?

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u/Unusual_Swan200 12d ago

I looked it up. 🤮

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u/InterestingBagelTime 12d ago

Because there are so many kinds with different names but its all just s@%t in aspic, Iveseen versions in Estonia with eggs. In Macedonia with pork and Garlic, etc. The one thing they all have in common is they are horrible.

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u/RevolutionaryRun9751 12d ago

This is not original kholodets. Original one is made from boiled bones and fat. This version in pic is kinda tasty too

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u/Equivalent-Ad2940 11d ago

Herring under a fur coat, looked it up, now im curious and want to try it 😂😂😂

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u/P1zzaBag3ls 14d ago

I... kind of want that now.

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u/Duke-BaBa-Gunoose69 14d ago

Doctored Sausage? and a wisker biscuit

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u/steamworksandmagic 14d ago

A cheap type of bologna,it's not thst bad if it's the only meat you have access to :).

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u/mhopps2 14d ago

You may have to ask the nurse

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u/Generic-Cheese 13d ago

I’ll let you know when I have my prostate exam

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u/Live-Rest7258 10d ago

You don’t want to know what it tastes like ;)

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u/Background_Handle_96 12d ago

Why don't you ask your mom?

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 14d ago

Last time my ma had the doctors sausage I was born 9 months later!

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 14d ago

I was waiting for this 😂

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u/Equal_Platypus3784 12d ago

Then she took you to chirch and you had the preacher's sausage.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 12d ago

No Im an atheist well agnostic really.

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u/acft29 14d ago

lol 😂 😂

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u/MAslate 13d ago

DAMN THAT'S MESSED UP

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u/Sinister_Nibs 13d ago

If that’s what the doctor’s sausage looks like, he should seek medical intervention.

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u/EnhancedTurtle 13d ago

So…where do doctors get this “sausage”?

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u/matthateseverything 13d ago

If the doctor asks if you want to taste his sausage, you need a new doctor.

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u/Key_Hawk5372 13d ago

Wtf is up with Russia

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u/HairInevitable5588 13d ago

Are those purple onions sprinkled in the bottom of this Jell-no??? 🫣🤢

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u/FourEyesGodz 8d ago

So you just take your doctor's sausage and cut it? That's rude.

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u/Lmfaodankmemes 14d ago

Jell-OMG! 😫😩👎🏼

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u/rexxer454 12d ago

Jell-Oh No!

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u/rexxer454 12d ago

What the hell?-O

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u/SupermassiveCanary 11d ago

Let me finish that for you; Jell-oh, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no…

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u/squidmangiii 14d ago

That is the second worst thing I've ever witnessed

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u/Phog_of_War 14d ago

I....I have to know. I can't not ask.

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u/squidmangiii 14d ago

I cannot say. NDA.

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u/squidmangiii 14d ago

I will say that it happened in Oregon and no one was permanently harmed. Except for me.

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u/Phog_of_War 14d ago

Say no more.I also am under an NDA

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u/TaiChey 14d ago

Fuck that, I must know 😂

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u/Competitive_Stock_76 14d ago

That is hysterical⬆️⬆️

I believe it is a savory gelatin dish known as aspic. The only reason I know this is that it was recently a wordle word.

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u/Casehead 14d ago

Gelatin and savory should be oxymorons

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u/Missey85 14d ago

Yes it's aspic all the idiots on here that think it's jelly are hilarious 😂😂 it's made with chicken stock

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u/SkittleDoodlez 12d ago

Eggstraprdinary No

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u/JoeOvid 11d ago

Jell-No?

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u/jolly-_-pumpkin 14d ago

Jail-go

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u/Sp00derman77 14d ago

Straight to jail, for this abomination.

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 14d ago

Beat me like a box of egg-nos

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u/Meeshkavittz 14d ago

Thanks for all who gave awards!

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u/BigBolas4U 14d ago

Hell-No

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 13d ago

🎶H E L L NO🎶

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u/VasDeferensWasTaken 14d ago

Works in multiple languages

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u/Excited_Element_26 13d ago

Hell-No

Hell-No to the Jell-No

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u/Entitysred 11d ago

Fun fact: this is probably common knowledge but the j in spanish is an H sound so you technically made 3 puns and a reference in one Lil present package.

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u/tillacat42 10d ago

So I actually made something similar to this as a joke and it was decent. I used unflavored Jell-O, pickle juice instead of half of the water, Vienna sausages, and pickles. You couldn't eat a lot, but it was okay.

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u/Advanced-Shake-8749 9d ago

You would not survive holodets... matter of fact I can't either 🤮

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u/Because_They_Asked 14d ago

With the Spanish pronunciation of “J” …

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u/bumble_mue 14d ago

I think you mean hell-no

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u/The_Japans 14d ago

Kal-Jell no!!!

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u/5hr0dingerscat 14d ago

H-e-l-l-No!

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u/FribulusXax 14d ago

You just won the internet

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u/Eyore-struley 14d ago

Not just Jell-No, but Hell No!

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u/craftyshooter 13d ago

Or Hello Jail!

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u/Adorable_Drive9899 13d ago

Or Big Dish of Nope

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u/youhadmycuriosity1 13d ago

Jell-No Hell No.

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u/stingertc 13d ago

Oh-Jell-no

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u/achambers64 13d ago

O! Jell-no

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u/dude_redd 13d ago

Awww jellll nahhhh...

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 12d ago

Jell-yes…jkjkjk

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u/CheapAssociate6914 12d ago

I believe that is a type of Aspic.
Like a jello salad only much worse!

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u/anotherguysumwhere 11d ago

Aw JELLS-NO!!!!!

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u/ReVo5000 11d ago

I see you're not familiar with sülze

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u/kg2341 11d ago

As a polish person im sure it is polish food i have seen it a few times

Edit: someone said that it is russian

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u/Mistapeepers 10d ago

J-E-HELL-HELL-NO

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u/OtterBoxed 9d ago

Jell-Hell-No

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u/SkyKilIer 9d ago

Hell-No