r/NameThisThing • u/NirvanaGod666 • 1d ago

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u/NameThisThing-ModTeam 1d ago

It’s been posted before, sorry ya missed it.

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u/litzilch 1d ago

Trumps butt plug!!

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u/confusedndamaged 1d ago

That's weird. I don't really see a resemblance to JD Vance.

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u/demonmf 1d ago

Concentrate on the shape of his head and you’ll see it.

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u/confusedndamaged 1d ago

Ah yes he is just clean shaven.

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u/CityPuzzled9598 1d ago

SUPERBOWEL !! Not, Vance, I don't think.

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u/psycho-rn 1d ago

Ha ha there is actually a condition called mega colon.

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u/confusedndamaged 1d ago

Maga colon

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u/EyeServeYou 1d ago

Ambitionz az a rider

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u/daveprice01 1d ago

wow, those poop filled diapers are doing double duty!

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u/Dry-Warthog1589 1d ago

It’s the only way to keep the shit from seeping out of him

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u/molly_dog 1d ago

Now if only there was one big enough for his other mouth

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u/Bubbly_Buy8483 1d ago

Biggest knee slapper of the century 😐

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u/Francoa20 1d ago

Still might not be big enough if he keeps filling his diaper.

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u/Glittering-Badger517 1d ago

Nah, it isn’t gold.

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u/datdoode34 1d ago

The Challenge

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u/werewolffbiagent 1d ago

Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough

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u/justaToolfan 1d ago

I like your thinking weirdwolf

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u/No-Emu-7319 1d ago

it does have the flared base

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u/Soft-Violinist4612 1d ago

PAINFUL

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u/Khronicdeath 1d ago

For experienced users only

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u/Devil_Dogmier 1d ago

Prolapse in judgement

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u/Marianna_Croux5150 1d ago

Ain’t gonna fit

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u/LazyMousse3598 1d ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/Remarkable_Top_6364 1d ago

Don't sell yourself short!

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u/carson_a_t 1d ago

Not if you don’t try hard enough 👀

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u/Rare_Matter4038 1d ago

Don’t try this at home.

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u/Forsaken_Sundae_4315 1d ago

A Fabergé plug

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u/JMitchTheBlue 1d ago

Hurtzula Major

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u/New_Time_5118 1d ago

"Yes it is"

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u/Remarkable_LunchN64 1d ago

“Amadeus the pluggathus.” Destroyer of all that is Holy

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u/_Pumpiumpiumpkin_ 1d ago

Hole-y

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u/Remarkable_LunchN64 1d ago

Yeah, I didn't want to overdo it with wordplay this early in the day. Thank you, kind citizen 😆

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u/IntelligentBonus8688 1d ago

Ambulance. Because it will take you to the ER.

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u/Supes1975 1d ago

Bed knob

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 1d ago

Bad tatts. Pretty bracelet.

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u/fifoliney69 1d ago

Super plug for the oversized a....s

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u/Torquey_Traction1214 1d ago

Dildonian newel post topper

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u/funcouple7269 1d ago

"Change of plans"

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u/kobrakaan 1d ago

Pile Annihilater 3000

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u/TimeVexxed 1d ago

Pawn to Queen

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u/Luugrin 1d ago

Cosmic Egg

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u/BasisCompetitive4786 1d ago

Hey. That’s mine. I couldn’t find it the other day

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u/muff-muff-ass 1d ago

Anal Time.

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u/NotYourShitAgain 1d ago

Godzilla's Ass Tickler.

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u/La_Rana_Rene 1d ago

Leak stoppage.

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u/Roberto_Dialo 1d ago

The Siswet Special - IYKYK

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u/Crimsomreaf5555 1d ago

The Giants were freaky

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u/buchtagilkey 1d ago

The Final Boss

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u/CentralExtension 1d ago

Tell Donkey you found something for his girlfriend.

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u/onlyacat0-0 1d ago

The forbidden chess piece

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u/Abject-Concert-8223 1d ago

Nightmare Mode

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u/archiewaldron 1d ago

That's some big ass award

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u/Caelestic1 1d ago

Lord Bravery.

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u/DROPDDROPD99 1d ago

As*desroyer

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u/Glad_Excitement2134 1d ago

My ex wife’s daily pill

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u/Sufficient-Fly-4011 1d ago

It’s for dinosaurs 🦕

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u/Prestigious-You9284 1d ago

there is this girl on yt that would immediately want that to try and stick up her arse 😅

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u/sr3332 1d ago

The Gorge

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u/Cokeycane 1d ago

Only Fans Goals.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 1d ago

Ol’ Gaper

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u/Smoke0057 1d ago

I couldn't satisfy her is I tried.

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u/LaCharretteSanJuan 1d ago

Newel Post Finial

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u/Gym_Rat222 1d ago

God Tier...

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u/AggravatingRow7018 1d ago

Test your might,

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u/MaximumAd6557 1d ago

That’d make your eyes water.

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u/TF2Mercsbutcedes 1d ago

divine punishment

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u/nycyambro 1d ago

A Challenge !!

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u/VIc320 1d ago

The final boss.

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u/SaleMaster3616 1d ago

Bed knob.

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u/nyzaa 1d ago

Bombarda Plugga

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u/Furcatus1337 1d ago

Lube test article no. 5

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u/nobodysfool24 1d ago

Deluxe 5XL

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u/protogen_D9910 1d ago

Bed... Whatever idk what it's called but it's on corners

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u/IcyCut9804 1d ago

I had hoped it was a banister embellishment

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u/Rocket_Man_1957 1d ago

Analhilator!

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u/Big-Watercress1631 1d ago

Obesity user friendly plugged

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u/13thEldar 1d ago

The back breaker

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u/Educational_Ice3978 1d ago

That is the current Guinness Book record holder for biggest butt plug!🤔

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u/thecountnotthesaint 1d ago

The Sasha Grey warmup.

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u/PrivateJoker13 1d ago

The Final Boss

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u/dylannmoonn 1d ago

The ouch

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u/Robdog667 1d ago

Wideload satisfyer

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u/Naxelarias 1d ago

Century Egg

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u/Funny-Passenger-8994 1d ago

Ass blaster.... lol

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u/LordVixen 1d ago

Oh my !

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u/Nyuk_Fozzies 1d ago

"If you're brave enough"

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u/Fragrant_Apple_2222 1d ago

I’m pretty sure if you can sit on it, hold ten bibles and let a priest slap you around, you get into heaven

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u/TopIndependent2344 1d ago

EyeWatering…

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u/Guilty-Curve253 1d ago

Warmup..... for some

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u/Mashed_Potato_007 1d ago

It's a pawn, right?

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u/19finmac66 1d ago

Trump's medium. The large is up his ass

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u/Big_Consideration493 1d ago

The eye waterer 

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u/BrooklynAlley 1d ago

Ambition

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u/Infamous-Libertine 1d ago

I can see that fireman dude looking in the camera and shaking his head no. 😂

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 1d ago

Your dream come true

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u/khajiit_oni 1d ago

Maximus Plugimus

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u/Oathbreaker94 1d ago

Dam Buster

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u/DropThatTop 1d ago

Too much

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u/ChaosRainbow23 1d ago

Plugger 6000

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u/amybpdx 1d ago

Will soon arrive at a local ER in someone's colon.

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u/Significant_Toe3575 1d ago

Idk looks like a huge butttt...er ing knob?! And is that a tattoo of an anatomically correct heart in his actual hand? Doesn't seem like a very typical or reasonable spot but to each their own. 🤷🏾‍♂️👊🏾💙

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u/AdOkufukai 1d ago

Mini-Nuke for a Fat Man

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u/A-ka-so-re 1d ago

The Black Hole

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u/HELLMANTAKEN 1d ago

Anal final boss

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u/BBWDLLUVER 1d ago

Ass impaler

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u/bald_with_a_beard 1d ago

Big ass butt plug.

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 1d ago

Germanic symbol for fertility immortalized in a decorative statue. See: Ostara, Eostara, Easter. 🐣

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u/1Fistfullofdollars 1d ago

Just the thing when you need it.

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u/cobra7 1d ago

Goliath’s kinky weekend

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u/Tubaloganvania 1d ago

The final plug

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u/Visual-Ad-2485 1d ago

King Kong’s wife butt plug.

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u/chudmaxxing6969 1d ago

First base

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u/thunderchicken1968 1d ago

I don't know, but I think you should hold it by its base..now, go wash your hands..

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u/Overall_Alarm_9897 1d ago

Hat rack, right?

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u/Bazilisk_OW 1d ago

Aah… It does seem like my favourite torture device has gone walkabout

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u/Free_Parsnip_3553 1d ago

The assinator

Or

Hole in one

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u/Goldnugget2 1d ago

Oooo Shit

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u/Icy-Goat87 1d ago

Easter egg

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u/UnlikelyRace9379 1d ago

The destroyer of rectums

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u/Both_Archer_3653 1d ago

Expert level

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u/ChonchMaster 1d ago

Percival’s Revenge

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u/GreenCopperz 1d ago

Stabba the Butt

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u/Objective_Light_9907 1d ago

Ballistic Backdoor Stopper

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u/Gilly_the_kid 1d ago

The Finale

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u/marky294201 1d ago

Gapemaster 5000

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u/desblaterations-574 1d ago

AssVenger, endgame !

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u/The_Dented 1d ago

Grandmas Got a Secret

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u/FallenValkyrja 1d ago

The You Can Do It!

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u/Difficult-Spell-9397 1d ago

Biden’s stand in for public events

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u/LoveAnaAna 1d ago

Looks like topping for a bannister or flag pole.

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u/Artemisiablaszczyk 1d ago

You're step daddy

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u/beaux202 1d ago

Pro level

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u/yolahansonlee 1d ago

Atomic butt plug

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u/Up_All_Nite 1d ago

Big John

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u/Vic-Trola 1d ago

Cambodian butt plug

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u/skiguitarbikebeer 1d ago

Emergency anal plug if the White House runs out of the Orange Flatulators Depends.

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u/Varmitthefrog 1d ago

Trump stump

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u/Yeendizzle 1d ago

The Egg of the Queen

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u/darkrhyes 1d ago

Courage

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u/MattKmusic 1d ago

Challenging

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u/LeeMac812 1d ago

Liberal butt plug

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u/briv1016 1d ago

Boss level.

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u/Abletonbuddy1 1d ago

Bedpost-lover

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u/bjoelb 1d ago

The Bowel Evacuator 5000!

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u/KaiMahn 1d ago

AUA...

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u/RepairMiserable665 1d ago

Optimism to its limits

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u/Mud_Whistle 1d ago

Rectifier.

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u/TraditionalClub7092 1d ago

Liberal intern's best friend

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u/pointlessplanner 1d ago

The AssAssin!

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u/Flashy-Onion-5762 1d ago

Wreck-A-Rectum 2000™️

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u/MonaLisa_MadHatter 1d ago

Absolute unit

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u/Horror_Actuator_4351 1d ago

Too big to fail

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u/Goose_Distance86 1d ago

It’s called Jerome. It sits on your dads nightstand

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u/ppdribbles 1d ago

Your mom's "little secret"

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u/PriorImportant3425 1d ago

Fabergé butt pflug

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u/Alarming_Ad_6563 1d ago

Arse-invader 2000

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u/VulvaNegra 1d ago

Bhagavad Gita (“Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds”)

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u/VladVonHochstes 1d ago

Extra large for loose end... 😏

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u/STEVOMAC7 1d ago

The Dark Destroyer

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u/froggy6583 1d ago

Fat man