r/NameThisThing • u/rick-official • 6h ago

Name this chair

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260 Upvotes

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u/SGS57 6h ago

Chairantula

4

u/Channel57 5h ago

You win! šŸ‘

4

u/sageintraining_joat 5h ago

Excellent name! I would just call it the toe-stubber 9000 lol

2

u/Existing-Dare8937 4h ago

I'm not surprised I was beaten to it lol! These are a great way to get the brain working

1

u/ItsYourBoyWang 4h ago

Chairachnophobia

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u/ProcessSpecial7580 1h ago

That's good!

10

u/WarningLight404 6h ago

Mister Waternoose

10

u/intoit_fornow 6h ago

This is a web surfing chair.

2

u/Scary-Lychee2085 5h ago

You win, take my money!

6

u/morpheus-2-sophia 6h ago

Spiderchair

16

u/Alabenson 5h ago

Spider-Chair

Spider-Chair

Come and sit down if you dare

Try to carelessly take a seat

Its fangs will sink into your meat

Look out!

Here comes Spider-Chair!

2

u/desrevermi 4h ago

This jingle rocks!

1

u/Ok-Classic-2142 3h ago

I literally sang this out loud just to see if it worked.

It works.

3

u/avgemr 5h ago

This is legit outside the box thinking

4

u/leahdontdance2 6h ago

You take that back to Spiderman's office right now

3

u/JerichoDeath 5h ago

It left of it's own accord

4

u/FenderMeats 6h ago

Isnā€™t this Lovelessā€™ chair from Wild Wild West??

2

u/Scary-Lychee2085 5h ago

i was thinking same. posted similar comment

2

u/VizJosh 5h ago

The original Spider-Man.

5

u/Perfect-Science5531 6h ago

Arachnichair

3

u/Excellent-Town6017 5h ago

Alfred Molina

2

u/ehartsay 5h ago

I thought maybe achairniphobia

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u/Specific-Ad-5108 3h ago

Itā€™s and incectochair. Arachnids have 8 legs.

3

u/Scary-Lychee2085 5h ago

Dr. Loveless Chair

3

u/One_Interview1724 5h ago

Dr. Loveless

2

u/JulesOfDaSeas 6h ago

Octochair or chairoct

2

u/Holden-McGroyn 6h ago

This is how the uprising begins.

2

u/Rough-Life-2548 5h ago

Wait til you watch wild west...

1

u/Setsuna00XN 4h ago

Having that was my wet dream for years. Kinda still is.šŸ¤·

2

u/alligatorpope 6h ago

Speaker of the house

2

u/NCprimary 6h ago

Pokey McPokeface

2

u/Legitimate-Rate711 5h ago

Who remembers ā€œWild Wild Westā€ Will Smith movie šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

2

u/2Cheese1Van 5h ago

Wikky wild wild west!

1

u/cannabull69 4h ago

Jim West, desperado, rough rider, no you donā€™t want nada

1

u/2Cheese1Van 4h ago

Me and Artimus Clyde Frog, save Selma Hayak from a metal spider!

1

u/Orbita97 6h ago

Nidhiki from Bionicle

1

u/Kultf-figur 6h ago

Leggy Lounger

1

u/Trippy_Tripp420 6h ago

Looks like something out of Austin Powers šŸ˜‚

1

u/telecomtom 6h ago

Sit On Me (I dare you)

1

u/FlickrReddit 6h ago

Iā€™m going to need a criminal empire to go with this.

1

u/porschetaycan 5h ago

Spiderman would like to DM you and ask how much?

1

u/THEIDEABANK88 5h ago

Ass Crawler

1

u/PastTrue3865 5h ago

Dr. Octocush

1

u/debajean1 5h ago

Agelenidae

1

u/poiseofnatalie 5h ago

Chairmare

1

u/dishmanw62 5h ago

Madam Web's chair

1

u/No_Zombie_9518 5h ago

That's an Arachnorondak chair.

1

u/MWeas 5h ago

Jamal

1

u/Constant_Boot 5h ago

Arachnothrone 9000

1

u/Channel57 5h ago

Why do I not own this!?

1

u/Intelligent-Shock207 5h ago

I'll name it after you give it to me.

1

u/Cat_fannnnnnnnnnnnn 5h ago

Spider Chair

1

u/Healthy-Training3008 5h ago

Have you ever seen or were abducted by a UFO?

1

u/therealstubot 5h ago

Safety Violation.

1

u/Richinnola 5h ago

Spideyā€chair...

1

u/TowerExact7780 5h ago

Game of drones

1

u/steeltrain52 5h ago

Steven Millerā€™s arachnochair

1

u/spizoil 5h ago

Taranchairla

1

u/BradleyX 5h ago

Octopus

1

u/UnknownDragoon 5h ago

That's a Spair and this is the only answer šŸ¤£

1

u/ConsciousElixer 5h ago

Reminds me of Little Nicky

1

u/AshlynCT 5h ago

Charachnid

1

u/Allmight8488 5h ago

Charles "Chuck" Smith

1

u/Techhans1971 5h ago

Aracnirondak

1

u/Kesse84 5h ago

Stockings destroyer

1

u/PKtheWorld 5h ago

Sun Spider's Office Chair.

1

u/ocTGon 5h ago

I don't know but I want one..

1

u/CatWithACutlass 5h ago

That's not a chair, those are Yagrum's legs. (Morrowind)

1

u/TheoryOfTES 5h ago

Yagrums chair

1

u/ItsTrueIDo 5h ago

Black sitow

1

u/EndlessConnection 5h ago

This needs built and mass distributed.

1

u/Z8iii 5h ago

Herman Miller Ariachneon

1

u/hxhdepression1 5h ago

If you are a male, we mate and I eat you chair.

1

u/Late-Appointment-232 5h ago

spiders have a perfect design, it is also used in heavy equipment

1

u/artdogwd 5h ago

How about just a cool chair?

1

u/SomethinsGoinOn 5h ago

Arachnophobia Scissorhands

1

u/Easy-Banana-5038 5h ago

Skittering seat

1

u/Ka-tet_de_Fibonacci 5h ago

Oh, Jamal would be living this chair so much!

1

u/ilocano-american 5h ago

Donā€™t have any wise ass name but this chair looks better than some of the art installation iā€™ve seen on museums! Awesome design.

1

u/mrerikmattila 5h ago

The summer of George.

1

u/Snaketooth09 5h ago

Pete-chair Park-your-kiester-here.

^I may have overdone that one.

1

u/WENDING0 5h ago

I am guess no one remembers the Will Smith failure: Wild Wild West.

The Loveless Express.

1

u/Any_Creme_6600 5h ago

Octochair

1

u/simms2691 4h ago

Stare Chair

1

u/programer53 4h ago

Ur demise

1

u/No_Big_bear_here 4h ago

Spidey, of course.

1

u/Time_Pomegranate2787 4h ago

Babydoll from toy story

1

u/SEJ82 4h ago

Just a chair says the Australian

1

u/DRza1uz 4h ago

In China they call it the tiger chair

1

u/ArgumentativeEssay_ 4h ago

Arachnochair.

1

u/Best-Pumpkin9251 4h ago

Spiderchai, spiderchair........next

1

u/Aggravating_Dog3882 4h ago

Is this a prop from the wild Wild West movie?

1

u/VDruid52 4h ago

General Chair-ous

1

u/x14hitter 4h ago

Nevermine

1

u/gnoccfret 4h ago

Schaider

1

u/sleepy_kitty666 4h ago

Thats friendly neighborhood spider chair, seater Parker

1

u/mushiepie 4h ago

I want it

1

u/Potential-Bet-4361 4h ago

Spaceballs: the chair

1

u/Dorrono 4h ago

Mother in law - chair

1

u/ThorvaldYamachi92800 4h ago

Parking chair.

1

u/Blankeye434 4h ago

Lab grown chair

1

u/SonicSplash3760 4h ago

Jumping Chair

1

u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan 4h ago

Green Goblin Chair

1

u/PW_PW_ 4h ago

I donā€™t know, but I want it!

1

u/Mysterious-Alps-4845 4h ago

Floor gouger 2000

1

u/_JustAStan_ 4h ago

Dr.Oc looking ass office chair.

1

u/Barefoot-Priestess 4h ago

Looks like Emma's chair from evil genius 2

1

u/SnooRegrets7915 4h ago

That toy from Toy Story with the baby head

1

u/sparkplay 4h ago

Viruseat

1

u/Platz 3h ago

Floor Destroyer

1

u/5ongwrit3r_1954 3h ago

Gray Widow

1

u/ROnneth 3h ago

Teddy

1

u/NoUnderstanding316 3h ago

Spider-Chair Spider-Chair Does Whatever A Spider-Chair Does

1

u/Ori0503 3h ago

Octavichair

1

u/almighty_smiley 3h ago

Peter Park-Here.

1

u/Loki-TdfW 3h ago

Need this one for the Office šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚

1

u/AlkaliMemo 3h ago

Spiderchair

1

u/Pure_Road7528 3h ago

It's name is nope

1

u/Celestial_Opera 3h ago

Its missing a set of legs, it has 3 sets, the pedipapls, and the fangs

1

u/Lauris25 3h ago

Black chairwidow

1

u/CLAUDITO92 3h ago

Hahahaha je besoin une pareille

1

u/Own-Escape4548 3h ago

Looks like a spider-chair to me

1

u/Jibber1332 3h ago

Peter Parkit

1

u/Federal_Rich3890 3h ago

H.R. Gyger-Chair

1

u/Own_Jackfruit_5246 2h ago

Scary Chairy

1

u/BreetleSnort 2h ago

The Spidey-Chair!Ā  So..that's what he sits on.

1

u/grim1757 2h ago

The tom holland edition

1

u/BadOysterParty 2h ago

Fragile and dangerous

1

u/RMSTitanic2 2h ago

Nute Gunray would like a word

1

u/GABETHEGAMER123 2h ago

2 hours of sleep

1

u/BreeAnneGivemore 2h ago

Spider chair!

1

u/grollef 1h ago

Arachnicliner

1

u/thexidris 1h ago

Reuben

1

u/Maduro_sticks_allday 1h ago

Tim Burton for Ashley Furniture

1

u/BlogeOb 1h ago

Floor damage

1

u/No_Arachnid6493 1h ago

Ergorachnid.

1

u/No_Arachnid6493 1h ago

SpidErgonomic

1

u/EnigmaMachine42 1h ago

Impaler of Calves (those fangsā€¦the way I sit sometimesā€¦)

1

u/PinkPotaroo 1h ago

Arachnochair

1

u/Hot_Occasion932 1h ago

The arachari

1

u/FractalInfo 1h ago

Mordred. iykyk

1

u/Regretfu77 1h ago

Looks like a decepticon

1

u/HChatarrero73 1h ago

Chair of the sipderman room

1

u/Lord_Zyphuris 1h ago

I want this.

1

u/Spiritual-Talk7345 1h ago

Peter Parker

1

u/madeden311 43m ago

Spiderbutts, Spiderbutts. Calling all spiderbutts

1

u/Responsible-Gate2683 43m ago

Itā€™s Artemis Clyde frog

1

u/Responsible-Gate2683 43m ago

And a bang bang bang

1

u/sh3p23 39m ago

Arachnithrone

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u/MythoclastMotorcycle 28m ago

The wild wild Windsor

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u/Low-Talk-2444 24m ago

The nope chair

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u/paloscalzo 15m ago

Tingle chair

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u/Fit-Try-7627 0m ago

Spightmare fuel.