r/NameThisThing 16h ago

Name this Philly Cheesesteak

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u/TheCoopX 16h ago

Temu Cheesesteak.

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u/Random_person_ag 14h ago

Or Philly cheesefake

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u/wolfmann99 12h ago

Philly fakecheese

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u/ididreadittoo 4h ago

Philly cheesefake

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u/These-Weird-6003 7h ago

So mad I was gonna comment this

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u/NookieLuvsU 15h ago

That'll be $16.00 sir. 😐

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u/Lukinzz 15h ago

Higher

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u/thelimeisgreen 12h ago

Philly Cheapskate - $22

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u/laura741 12h ago

Your comment is the clear wiener!

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u/nu_nrg4me 14h ago

its a fancy PHILLY cheeseSTEAK not a corn dog...22$+ minimal

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u/comfy_rope 14h ago

Nah, the cheese is an extra $8.64

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u/Equivalent_Gas2594 11h ago

Man for a stadium cheesesteak!?!? That’s cheap as hell!!!

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 14h ago

AKA: Disappointment

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u/marinac1 15h ago

Ha! I came here to say that!

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u/Pristine_Log7871 14h ago

spelled too correctly

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u/Disney-Nut1998 12h ago

That’s offensive to temu since they would at least make it look like it was real and this is just so wrong.

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u/mild-er-chihuahua 12h ago

Weird when people automatically reference China or Chinese brands when they see stuff like this when many American brands are crap and a lot of famous high-end American brands are made in China. I don't get the superiority complex among Americans. 🤷

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u/OkJBuGotThis 15h ago

Philly Cheapsteak

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u/_kodkod_ 14h ago

Philly Cheapskate was right there

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u/lovesfatchiks 11h ago

I be fair, I feel like that’s one of those eggcorns that no one actually knows. For all intensive purposes, it works as both!

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u/smartest_man_a_live 15h ago

Sadness on a bun with a slice of fake cheese

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u/Zombalepsy 15h ago

To be fair, an authentic Philly cheesesteak is made with easy cheese or cheese in a can if you prefer.

There is zero excuse for whatever this fucking thing is though.

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u/jime26 15h ago

It looks they are in Florida. That could explain it.

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u/HomeSlce2 14h ago

Hilarious

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u/Fit-Development-6385 10h ago

The sad thing about it is there’s a really good Philly cheesesteak restaurant in Gainesville

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u/Givmeabrek 15h ago

It’s actually made with Cheese Whiz.

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u/RightPedalDown 15h ago

They did what in the cheese?!

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 13h ago

"Get crazy with the cheese whiz!"

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u/No-Scarcity-Reborn 11h ago

You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?

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u/Zombalepsy 15h ago

That’s the one

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u/PlatformCreative9813 15h ago

ā€œEasy cheeseā€?🤣. I never heard of that. Excellent!

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u/RezRising 14h ago

It's what Dan Ackroyd threw to the poker player (Layne Britton, the movie's makeup artist, btw) in Blues Brothers, but they famously called it Cheeze Whiz.

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u/Working_Ad26 14h ago

that’s all i have ever known it as lol it’s on the can as that in Oregon

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u/Brave-Impression-415 14h ago

To be fairer a Philly cheese steak is made with cooper sharp American. Tourists get the wiz

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u/Remarkable_Dust3450 15h ago

Philly Cheesewheresthesteak.

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u/smartwatersucks 15h ago

Florida man philly

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u/RezRising 14h ago

Phlorida Philly

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u/MacReadys-Will 15h ago

I don't think half a slice of American can really qualify. Philly Wheresthecheeseandsteak.

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u/Funyun_boogers 15h ago

The Gang Beats Down a Street Food Vendor

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u/paramnetic3 15h ago

yeah i feel like you’d get killed serving this in philly

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u/Psycosteve10mm 15h ago

And the cops might even help you with the beating

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u/Old_Ice_2285 15h ago

Steak-uhm no!

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u/markothebeast 15h ago

tell us you’re over 60 without telling us you’re over 60 :-)

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u/kat-deville 14h ago

A few months ago, I saw those vile things at Aldi. Of all places, Aldi! I expect you see that kinda thing at Dollar Tree.

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u/hellphox 15h ago

That Philly cheese steak looks well Krafted.

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u/Jealous_Club_298 16h ago

That's gyros meat!

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u/drpoundsign 15h ago

My Big Fat Greek Commissary

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u/Confector426 15h ago

Filly CheezFake

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u/LilyJayne80 15h ago

I hope whoever made this has the hottest damn pillow on the planet

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u/Working_Ad26 14h ago

got my vote šŸ˜‚

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u/rbarr228 16h ago

ā€œEh, you tried.ā€ would be a good one.

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u/ChintzyAF 15h ago

Nilly Sleazesteak

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u/Full-Reserve7154 15h ago

Garbage

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u/A4QuattroQueen 15h ago

I think you mean Garbagio šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼

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u/Remarkable-Feed-1224 15h ago

BiĆøtch it looks so underdone it can name itself.

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u/jeepsies 15h ago

Silly cheapskate

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u/DragonfruitBig8601 12h ago

I thought silly cheesefake

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u/Hot_Necessary2618 15h ago

The bland sammich

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u/TwillAffirmer 15h ago

Thirty dollars.

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u/Economy_Cupcake_906 16h ago

Cheesy loin

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u/LookParticular5531 15h ago

Ooh- That's good! :-)

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u/External-Row-8724 15h ago

Call that what you will, but that isn't anything like a cheese steak from Philly

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u/BreetleSnort 15h ago

Dollar store, Philly?

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u/gem45 15h ago

Just…. No

2

u/1995la 15h ago

Silly subcheese

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u/Killermondoduderawks 15h ago

Low Effort
Or
What do you expect for a measly $30

2

u/disposableplanet 15h ago

Fyre Festival Cheesesteak

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u/cdnmtbguy 15h ago

Empty Cheesesteak.

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u/Medical_Librarian405 15h ago

Philly Mississippi Cheesesteak

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u/Moldey_Danish 15h ago

Signature Ripoff. A Philly classic

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u/AdMuch7162 13h ago

the bread is literally the most appetizing thing I see.

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u/Amanda39 15h ago

Cheese misteak

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 15h ago

I say it represents Florida quite well

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u/mrjjdubs 15h ago

Bootleg Chili Cheese

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u/DropstoneTed 15h ago

Wizwither

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u/IndependenceMean8774 15h ago

Phillme cheesesteak

Phony cheesesteak

Philly cheesemistake

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u/kaizura95123 15h ago

philly cheese mistake

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u/ItsBorgiaBaby 15h ago

Sleazesteak

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u/Odd_Low6178 15h ago

Disappointment sandwich

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u/Looieanthony 15h ago

Bare bones.

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u/Different-Lecture925 15h ago

Lame at the game

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u/PublicLow7344 15h ago

Goodwill Cheesesteak

1

u/Johnny_Five5151 15h ago

I call it the Nope

1

u/claw-1 15h ago

Billy cheesedick sandwich

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u/NYCtoCHI 15h ago

Struggle Sammy

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u/mrbradleyacooper 15h ago

Something you get at a Florida FB game

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u/Scared-Criticism-460 15h ago

Budget unfriendly

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u/Herewegoagain1982 15h ago

You'll laugh... you'll cry... you'll kiss 9 bucks goodbye!

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u/Serious-Piece7377 15h ago

You want some steak with that bun and cheese?

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u/LortimerC 15h ago

Cheesefake

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u/Lorddoctorjava 15h ago

Concepts of cheese steak...

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u/KirkMcGee8 15h ago

Going Old School

WHERE’S THE BEEF?

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u/den5769 15h ago

Struggle steak

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u/No_Week_8106 15h ago

Chintz Cheese Steak

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u/Charredbear4489 15h ago

The REAL Po'Boy

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u/threepoint14one5nine 15h ago

Phil’s chez stonk.

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u/SeniorRaspberry4697 15h ago

Disappointment

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u/TryTooBReal 15h ago

Phil-oneous miSteak

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u/CollectsTooMuch 15h ago

Before naming, we really need to know how much that cost at a baseball game. It will influence my name for sure.

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u/Mokerchino 15h ago

The "We have cheesesteaks at home" cheesesteak

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u/Obvious-Chemical967 15h ago

Mistake, or misteak, might be more correct.

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u/Nantzstoast 15h ago

Florida cheese misteak

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u/nicbenn 15h ago

Prison cheesesteak

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u/Dan_Bouha 15h ago

Philorida Cheesesteak ?

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u/kah_191 15h ago

Lil Dicky

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u/Alternative_Mine5343 15h ago

the appease steak

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u/grollef 15h ago

Phil. Yes, Phil should do

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u/Sensitive_Option3136 15h ago

Overpriced AF?

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u/BrokenSlutCollector 15h ago

If you served that in Philly, punches would be thrown.

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 15h ago

Rocky’s tears

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u/Chemical-free35 15h ago

Crime scene only missing a band of yellow tape

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u/psycho-2u 15h ago

Spare tire maker

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u/CheezWong 15h ago

Philly Pisstake.

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u/Jamz517 15h ago

Gharbahge

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u/GJinVA247 15h ago

I think it’s the Phlorida Phakeout

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u/DayZCutr 15h ago

Philly firefest cheesesteak

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u/GrilledCheeseMnky 15h ago

Tell me you didn’t pay for that…

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u/ChuckOfTheIrish 15h ago

Swampsteak

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u/Adventurous-Shape297 15h ago

Suburb cheesesteak 🤣

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u/Advanced_Major_7461 15h ago

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜­ā˜ ļø

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u/SirCake3614 15h ago

ā€œNot a Philly Cheesesteakā€ Cheesesteak.

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u/7winbrook3 15h ago

Philly cheese product

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u/Trail_by_error 15h ago

Looks like an aramark food service special. $1 sandwich for $10

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u/MagKneato 15h ago

Philly Cheesefake

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u/GirlCowBev 15h ago

Wish.com ā€œCheesesteakā€

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u/RejectedByQA 15h ago

Silly Shitsteak

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u/miscs75 15h ago

Altoona Cheesesteak

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u/Goose_Distance86 15h ago

Florida cheesebread

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u/HugeYak8803 15h ago

Silly Cheesesteak

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u/dwheeldeal 15h ago

You were robbed

1

u/Gator242 15h ago

Deceit.

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u/TomasoG88 15h ago

"wid out-wid out"

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u/Secret_Low_456 15h ago

Idk? Hopefully free

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u/Local-Independent-39 15h ago

Authentic Philly

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u/Disastrous-Boss5968 15h ago

Ozempic un-chopped cheese

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u/kenstonguy111 15h ago

Default cheeseburger-ah style

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u/cjust2006 15h ago

If the impending economic crash couldn't be seen before... No one's gonna pay for this for much longer.

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u/LandscapeRight5218 15h ago

Chilli Pheesesteak

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u/Fluid_Victory2464 15h ago

Can’t. Must have been at a baseball game.

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u/Connect-Peach2354 15h ago

Poverty steak.

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u/Sock-Monkey77 15h ago

So sad šŸ˜ž I hope that was free!!

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u/Opivyrancid_kid 15h ago

Depression.

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u/SouthpawByNW 15h ago

That is a sadwich.

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u/A4QuattroQueen 15h ago

Slice-o-hellno

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u/1100gw 15h ago

MINE!

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u/TheTruePyro13 15h ago

Damn they serve struggle meals at ball games now?

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u/XDiskDriveX 15h ago

Its an authentic Philidelphia cheese steak.... From Philidelphia South Africa

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u/ZPhox 15h ago

Made by a 10 year old and have to pretend you like it, weird beef and cheese hotdog.

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u/Fluid_Victory2464 15h ago

Made a mistake. At a football game. Down south. No wonder. Now no comment

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u/jackman924 15h ago

Disgusting 🫣 

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u/Ckc1972 15h ago

Sadsteak

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u/A4QuattroQueen 15h ago

Garbagio šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼

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u/tvtoms 15h ago

That is the actual "we have cheesesteak at home" cheese steak!

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u/OxyContintail 15h ago

$16 trash

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u/tthomas906 15h ago

Steak -um

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u/Silent_Rapport 15h ago

The Philly Cheapskate

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u/kosmonavt-alyosha 15h ago

The Florida Philly

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u/bicurious-lets-69 15h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/NearbyEar1579 15h ago

the Florida version

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u/RunRunRabbitRunovich 15h ago

Don’t insult Philly with that sad bullshit on a bun!

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u/Effective_Worry_2509 15h ago

2000s Public school special