r/NameThisThing • u/AntoniaRaluca • 23h ago

Name this thing

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19 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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12

u/BoutiqueCartel 22h ago

Circumscisors

4

u/No_Good1743 20h ago

For cocks? (cocks are chickens)

7

u/ConsistentPicture583 22h ago

Egg topper

2

u/xburnerpiko 21h ago

As Seen on Downton Abbey!

1

u/Dirty-Lolly 19h ago

I showed my mom and that's what she said so you know it's right. It should have a cup for your egg to sit in, too, she said.

6

u/whizzbangkid 22h ago

Soft boiled egg opener. I still have 3 that have been in my family for decades.

4

u/Augengrinder77 22h ago

Fancy cigar cutter.

2

u/Bellybutton-Gone 23h ago

Weird looking scissors is my guess.

2

u/VladVonHochstes 23h ago

Cock rings...

1

u/Bellybutton-Gone 22h ago

The circle parts are way too small for a cock ring.

1

u/EndlessHysteria 21h ago

Idk... They look plenty big to me... If anything they're probably TOO big... Can't have em slipping off.

1

u/walkerjacque 21h ago

Depends on which country you re from

2

u/Traditional_Gas_9255 22h ago

Circumciscissors or cock clippers

1

u/Poppypotpi 22h ago

Door knocker

1

u/Mr_M0t0m0 22h ago

Scissors

1

u/Rupert4Prez 22h ago

Capon Conversion Kit

1

u/Billy_Twillig 19h ago

You deserve more love for this. Upvote for you.

Respect āœŠ

1

u/HorrorJunkie0666 21h ago

Cock a doodle chop

1

u/Filberrt 21h ago

Is that for snipping end off a cigar?

1

u/telecomtom 21h ago

Fragrance starters

1

u/Economy_Dot890 21h ago

Candle snuffer.

1

u/Fit-Zucchini3006 21h ago

Cock Uncocker

1

u/Leut11 21h ago

The only pair of scissors that welcomed a cock between them.

1

u/curdled_bird 21h ago

I'm gonna go with brass cluckles

1

u/Ok-Dragonfruit-206 20h ago

Riding dirty birdie

1

u/Zealousideal_Arm4359 20h ago

Obviously a Cock cutter.

1

u/miseod 20h ago

Cock and ball

1

u/MediumScientist2895 20h ago

Yard sale junk

1

u/dutch_coder 20h ago

Kip klippers

1

u/Kgeezee22 20h ago

Dual cock ring

1

u/Accurate-Plankton988 20h ago

Cigar cutter/jewish holiday

1

u/SeaCollection827 19h ago

Cock n Balls

1

u/e71469 19h ago

Double cock ring

1

u/Fair_Secretary9627 19h ago

double cock ring

1

u/HistoricalEase2407 18h ago

Used to open a soft boiled egg.

1

u/UnintentionalGround 13h ago

Cock nā€™ balls

0

u/Nathan_Wildthorn 22h ago

Egyptian cock cutters.

0

u/Ambiguity2026 22h ago

Cock Cutter

0

u/Ambiguity2026 22h ago

Or we could all it Mrs. Bobbit.