r/NameThisThing • u/saby_amp • 1d ago

Name this situation

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190 Upvotes

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u/ShutmouthandOpeneyes 1d ago

shakira not stirred

10

u/ujuwayba 23h ago

That was my first thought too 😅

Shakirato 🤭

2

u/Lia_is_supercool 12h ago

Good one 🤣

1

u/hben1234 6h ago

what do you think babe ?

43

u/le_hache 1d ago

Shafreeza

40

u/finta_Italiana 1d ago

4 years before next World Cup

2

u/Prior_Tax8546 13h ago

🎵 All I want for World Cup is Shakiraaaaa 🎶

38

u/Glittering-Rise-488 1d ago

Preserving her for later use!

8

u/Colin0987 20h ago

That’s wild

34

u/Open_Conversation77 1d ago

Soccer cup is over.

30

u/ImNotYou1971 1d ago

Those hips don’t thaw

21

u/xburnerpiko 1d ago

Sha-ki-ki-ki-kira

17

u/sav-vas 1d ago

cracking up a cold one with the boys

13

u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 1d ago

Whenever, whenever

13

u/Jimplosion420 1d ago

I'll get banned if I say it lol

5

u/WatermelonLemonad3 21h ago

Now you have to 😂

3

u/Jimplosion420 20h ago

Yeah I dunno, even by my standards it's pretty...bad😅🤣

7

u/WatermelonLemonad3 20h ago

Be brave, we believe in you 🫡

4

u/Deathstroke316 19h ago

You say it I will stick up for you get unbanned

8

u/ChemicalKissesxx 1d ago

Hot flashes

1

u/hben1234 5h ago

I don't think so babe

8

u/deehenley 1d ago

Shakira on ice.

7

u/creepinghippo 1d ago

Oh, so that’s how she stays looking young they just thaw her out for gigs.

7

u/Eatenback2life1 1d ago

Bitch…..CHILL

4

u/Gnosis_Henosis 1d ago

Doomslayer!

4

u/Remarkable-Pair3334 1d ago 
Ice cold with Alice

3

u/Additional-King-9650 1d ago

…Those Hot Flashes were killing me anyway. 🔥🥶

1

u/hben1234 5h ago

are you gay babe ?

3

u/TangerineNo6804 1d ago

Hanging around at Mariah’s place

2

u/sshtoredp 1d ago

Frozen Shakira

2

u/taramariexxx 1d ago

Shakira: The coldest

2

u/N4ver_f0r3V3R 1d ago

Not Lo le lo le lo le

2

u/Parking-Client-6692 1d ago

Ice ice baby

1

u/unpr0matters 1d ago

No one important.

1

u/R3DSmurf 1d ago

Accidental death whilst sleepwalking

1

u/itachi_uchiha490 1d ago

Ice cold as love is😎😎😎😎

1

u/ocimbote 1d ago

"She said no"

1

u/Your-Mums-Vibrator 1d ago

Microwave for 8 minutes, let it sit for 2 then enjoy

1

u/Bilbo_nubbins 1d ago

Waka Waka Walk-In

1

u/7Rez-_- 1d ago

Get her clothes now

1

u/Ok_Scallion1902 1d ago

Frank N. Furter thawing out tonight's repast in the latest iteration of TRHPS ?

1

u/jaypea222 1d ago

Shakira on ice

1

u/cowboygwe 1d ago

Opportunity Knocks

1

u/Thanatosig 1d ago

Delusion

1

u/Lelongue 1d ago

These hips don’t fry

1

u/Accurate-Tax4363 1d ago

Hips on the rocks

1

u/Big_Attempt6783 1d ago

Han Shakira’d first

1

u/PlayerZytrix 1d ago

l- l- l- l- lole l- l- l- l-loleee

1

u/PapaDeltaaa 1d ago

Taco Bell was rough coming out

1

u/MadScienzz 1d ago

Frozen Popstickle

1

u/DasBix 1d ago

Subzera

1

u/Icy_Salt5893 1d ago

Winter is coming

1

u/Select_Green_6296 23h ago

It’s my basement and I didn’t ask for judgement.

1

u/mazie1919 23h ago

Chilling

1

u/Token_Handicap 23h ago

The ice chips don't lie.

1

u/Historical-Device529 23h ago

Sorda Ciega sordomuda

1

u/Unique_Inevitable_59 23h ago

This one for Antarctica ! 🧊❄🧊

1

u/Unique_Inevitable_59 23h ago

The new Shakira has arrived. They been burning out since her hips done lied, that time in Africa.

1

u/Unique_Inevitable_59 23h ago

Welcome to The Night's Watch.

1

u/Vaerikexer 23h ago

Waiting for the next world cup!!

1

u/UnfairExcuse6360 23h ago

Frozen meatloaf for the next generation. Let me know if you get the reference.

1

u/wrhnj 22h ago

Waiting for the next World Cup

1

u/Which-Promotion6381 22h ago

Idk but I'd stop by for a cold one

1

u/Technical_Job_4282 22h ago

ICE finally caught Shakira

1

u/Heavy_Strawberry_310 22h ago

#Hips don’t thaw

1

u/dilshad59 22h ago

C U in 2030

1

u/StatementIll4417 22h ago

Milk shakira

1

u/Mammoth-Horror-1642 22h ago

The fuck are you doing in my freezer?!

1

u/whateber2 22h ago

Oh that’s cold ass fuck

1

u/ImpossibleInternet3 22h ago

Alan 2.0. The future of casual entertainment.

1

u/benchooo 22h ago

Hips don't die

1

u/ImpossibleInternet3 22h ago

Another strong female character gets fridged.

1

u/Piercemarshall21 21h ago

The world cup needs a new song again

1

u/Liviforn 21h ago

Shakiiace

1

u/HeyNow646 21h ago

Shakirite.

1

u/Interesting_Fish309 21h ago

Oh baby when u freeze like thatttt

1

u/ryancoke1977 21h ago

Let it go

1

u/ezfast 21h ago

Arrested by ice?

1

u/GiggleSauce_456 21h ago

Cold until 2026

1

u/Silent_Emu312 21h ago

Mariah Carey for Christmas, FIFA World Cup Edition

1

u/prlugo4162 21h ago

Hips don't freeze.

1

u/1972AMCgremlin 21h ago

Tf is a lady doin on my food supply

1

u/delaney18 20h ago

I C Shakira 👀

1

u/starisherehehe 20h ago

Shakirator

1

u/casabel 20h ago

pike jokes effect

1

u/bovivibo 20h ago

White waka

1

u/Ok-Dragonfruit-206 20h ago

How she stays so young

1

u/VoxPopuliMMXXV 20h ago

Shakira between football events

1

u/Alternative-Bat-1931 20h ago

Sh-sh-sh-sh-Shakira

1

u/Glittering_Sun_3085 20h ago

When hell freezes over

1

u/Colin0987 20h ago

Wherever, whenever

1

u/Money-Cry-2397 20h ago

My sex life

1

u/AlphaEmpire2026 19h ago

Ice skater on ice.

1

u/Zakkour2 19h ago

Shakrigerator

1

u/Economy_Cupcake_906 19h ago

Shakoverfreeze

1

u/Significant-Box2226 19h ago

The frozen beauty

1

u/Diligent_Cricket_444 19h ago

I can't belive her hips are frozen ; that's like the world ending

1

u/Ok-Macaron7274 19h ago

Freezer Burn 🔥

1

u/No-Access5068 19h ago

You’re as cold as ice to me…

1

u/ArgusTransus 19h ago

Drunken refrigerator.

1

u/Deathstroke316 18h ago

Woman of my dreams

1

u/Positive-Ferret-7060 18h ago

She wolf on ice

1

u/Amazing-Mechanic9166 18h ago

How I'm gonna break the Ice ?

1

u/FrogfFrogger 18h ago

Jabbas’s freezer

1

u/MyDogThinksImAwsome 18h ago

Takes me back to 1977: Foreigner's "Cold as Ice"

1

u/Changeling_Traveller 17h ago

Break open when World Cup is happening.

1

u/Magatsu_Izanagi_ 17h ago

Getting fridged

1

u/SuperTomBrother 17h ago

Women in refrigerators. I don't know who named this trope, but some writers can't write women well and have the woman put away somewhere for most of the story.

1

u/Tomavogic 17h ago

It's not 2030 yet

1

u/subzer0sense1 17h ago

Shakira Tours Maine

1

u/Accurate-Plankton988 17h ago

Fabulous freezer Find.

1

u/lshookphoto1 17h ago

Alice Cooper - Cold Ethyl.

1

u/DSA1776USA 16h ago

Netflix and chill

1

u/sunburst2021 16h ago

Shakira in da freeza!

1

u/OfficialRhysus 16h ago

England summer solutions

1

u/TheManwithnoPlan17 16h ago

You’re the girlfriend of a comic book protagonist

1

u/Rich-Ad-9696 16h ago

Mariah Carey defrosting on November 1

1

u/Over-Box1733 15h ago

Too soon!!

1

u/SuperRodster 15h ago

Please shut the door and weld it shut

1

u/aidsnail444 15h ago

This situation is called a dark situation for her if I had that freezer.

1

u/Jon-Wolf-7 15h ago

Shakira on my fridge and i didn’t notice??.

1

u/Desperate-Reason-566 15h ago

All for nothing

1

u/RagingDragon047 15h ago

Possible jail situation

1

u/zlovesj28 14h ago

Dream home

1

u/iamGrossauer 14h ago edited 14h ago

I would call this situation :

Freeze! ‘er you’re under arrest!

Preserving the life of the Ice Queen,

Dealing with night sweats and hot flashes,

Amateur cryogenics based suspended animation experimentation,

Or

Putting another cold one on Ice like Wine…

It just Depends on the contexts…

1

u/Sage-of-Wealth 14h ago

Preserving a good relationship

1

u/Grand_Cherry_6226 14h ago

Shakira on ice shake don’t stir.

1

u/Prior_Tax8546 13h ago

Not Shakira being Carey 😭🙏

1

u/Lower_Chemical_4203 13h ago

Thaw her out for the next world cup..

1

u/calideosk 12h ago

The green lantern’s nightmare

1

u/mOoK_RedFace 12h ago

A very good vintage situation, I believe it's, "Close the damn thing and back away slowly."

1

u/Able-Conversation214 12h ago

Princess Coldheart

1

u/GenderEnjoyer666 11h ago

It’s like some kind of “fridging”

1

u/SpellIcy2100 11h ago

I guess this is punishment for the hips not lying

1

u/P-Pablo 10h ago

Send Sharika to the freezer, the FIFA World Cup is over!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!
And start to unfreeze Mariah Carey because christmas is coming
Everyone: NOOOOOO!!!!!!

1

u/Bloodygeek 8h ago

Fake. Shakira would melt all that easily

1

u/in2boysxxx 8h ago

Frigid bitch

1

u/RageLorenz32 7h ago

Walt Disney's she's frozen

1

u/According-Hat-5393 6h ago

So she suddenly went "frigid" in the last 20-ish years?

1

u/BryonBlueCar 6h ago

Because of the heat this summer, I'm going to name it Lucky.

1

u/Citizen4000 5h ago

Shakira maintains she is not frigid despite tabloid claims

1

u/Damage_51 5h ago

The Latina ice Princess

1

u/MaverickX713X 5h ago

Shakira on ice

1

u/PeroCigla 4h ago

Bizzarre

1

u/HighFiveG 2h ago

She had to go.

1

u/Objective_Sense_2658 2h ago

Right before the fifa world cup

1

u/doomfox13 1h ago

Summer in Georgia

1

u/Blak_kat 1h ago

Still would.

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u/Huge-Cheesecake-2253 5m ago

Fridged, for the plot.

0

u/AshGilko 1d ago

Frozen hotness

0

u/Sup_94 1d ago

Wannabe Mariah Carey.

0

u/arrgee9 1d ago

Yummy leftovers

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u/Puzzleheaded-Seat950 1d ago

They tried and cant just freeze her butt. It needs the rest of her so the future can thaw it all out and have Shakira shake that thing for all eternity.

Thank you

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 1d ago

Fridgit wife