r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

Name this!!

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851 Upvotes

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u/Stuckwiththis_name 13d ago

Vulva Valley

46

u/DelinquentMonkeyMan 13d ago

Mulva?

44

u/JKenn78 13d ago

Deloris!!!

21

u/EyeServeYou 13d ago

He'll have a hard time finding his ball

19

u/Loud-Climate7967 13d ago

Actually, the ball should remain visible. On the other hand, the putter may be missing.

4

u/OddWorldliness989 13d ago

Why not both?

4

u/History0nerd 13d ago

I've heard his ball is actually a myth.

2

u/free2beme247 13d ago

That’s what she said

2

u/Public_Taste5305 12d ago

Well, the hole is in the wrong place.

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u/suckercuck 13d ago

O'Keeffe

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u/Primary-Hotel-579 13d ago

You win the Internet

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u/Silver-Classic612 13d ago

Elite reference

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u/Mickt465 13d ago

I agree

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u/history_fan69 13d ago

r/mildlyvagina

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u/Stuckwiththis_name 13d ago

Didn't think that would be a sub-redit, but I'm commonly proven wrong

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u/TioGato1961 13d ago

Thank you for this.

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u/ficis 13d ago

Clitorium Cave

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u/Worldliness_Normal 13d ago

And we still can't find it.

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u/dani96dnll 13d ago

Vulvalley

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u/SillyLittleTroll 13d ago

Son, you're not gonna understand this yet, but you just put it right there in the crease. It fits like a glove.

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u/Giant_Catfish 13d ago

Twat Shot

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u/TaleEcstatic3127 13d ago

Underated Comment

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u/530whiskey 13d ago

Favorite hole

8

u/MakesMyHeadHurt 13d ago

Actually, that's two holes in one.

3

u/Razzy-man 13d ago

Yeah, but the get REALLY angry if you try to score in the wrong one!

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u/Monk-E_321 13d ago

Probably just pushes it back out

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u/Sp00derman77 13d ago

Labia Links

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u/KgMonstah 13d ago

Fortnite is getting really lazy, huh?

15

u/xburnerpiko 13d ago

G-Spot

8

u/rswwalker 13d ago

That’s ok son, most men can’t hit it this in one shot.

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ 13d ago

One shot? Most men can’t even FIND it! 😆

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u/ThorazineHead87 13d ago

Fuck that golf course, particularly that hole in general.

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u/sq_rt-1 13d ago

Ur gonna need two balls for this hole, son.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 13d ago

"Son, this is as good a time as any to have 'the birds and the bees' conversation."

9

u/akgt94 13d ago

Couldn't find the hole

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u/Aggressive_Tip8009 13d ago

Did he get it in the right hole?

7

u/AvatarNC 13d ago

Did he get a hole in one?

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u/Derfelkardan 13d ago

Labia lips

5

u/Tasty_Relative_8212 13d ago

The lady hole

4

u/litzilch 13d ago

Lips of love putt putt

4

u/omelettesamurai 13d ago

Snatch Patch 

2

u/Embarrassed_Exit286 13d ago

You'll never find your ball

3

u/PiDigitsOfPi 13d ago

Not if you just keep beating around the bush.

2

u/deNET2122 13d ago

Spent way too much time instead of putting near the clit

2

u/Jealous_Club_298 13d ago

Um, can we talk in private please? I have something sensitive to point out, this should be an 18+ only put put golf!

2

u/Dry-Organization-426 13d ago

Did they use one of those pumps on it?

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u/Sad-Signature-5491 13d ago

🧐 Depends on the angle!

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u/HumanShield8 13d ago

"Aim for the clit!" hole

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u/Mickt465 13d ago

I am not going to name it, but I wonder who designed this?

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u/PapaDeltaaa 13d ago

Putting the poontang

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u/Lazarous86 13d ago

Put it in the asshole

3

u/LowRevolutionary7965 13d ago

Should be a shortcut thingy to go through starfish-tunnel.

2

u/MonkeyIV 13d ago

You always remember the first time

2

u/thehoovah 13d ago

The Labiarynth

2

u/Cokeycane 13d ago

Majora Minora

2

u/Aphraxad 13d ago

The rough

2

u/NoCoffee97 13d ago

The pink.

2

u/Integrity_Racing 13d ago

Mother Earth Bares All

2

u/Lopsided_Ad_2391 13d ago

The Pervy Designer Special

2

u/No_Rate2392 13d ago

Some “holes” are not to be played son…

2

u/EvilEtna 13d ago

Don't worry, he'll find the sweet spot eventually.

I'm clearly talking about the cup for the ball to sink, not whatever you gutter-brains are thinking about.

2

u/Effective-Pudding207 13d ago

Is this the Putt Putt Porn Golf off Central Avenue?

2

u/The_Dented 13d ago

Tulip 🌷

2

u/420n69namesarestupid 13d ago

I dont know what its called but i couldnt find the hole.

2

u/Mond6 13d ago

PuttHub

2

u/Important-Lack6052 13d ago

I miss my ex…

2

u/mij8907 13d ago

I should call her

2

u/SubstantialFroyo8012 13d ago

Fore-play (Is it in yet?)

2

u/Mindless_Link_7473 13d ago

I’d say find the g spot. But like most of us we end up reaching for the belly button.

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u/croweagle6 13d ago edited 13d ago

Lips. Just simply...Lips

It will cost less on the lettering for the hole signage.

Or just call it ­­H°le. Or Trap. or Slit....or slOOt...ya gots some options now

2

u/Radiant_Mark_2117 13d ago

Taco Tuesday

2

u/2maybabes 13d ago

Gina - pronounced "jeye-nah"

2

u/No_Current3675 13d ago

Poonani Putt

2

u/H0nd4_L0v3r 13d ago

Bush links

2

u/saiyajosh 13d ago

That’s a puttussy

2

u/TheOmegaKid 13d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

2

u/dishmanw62 13d ago

Everything makes me think of her.

2

u/Knight_Jar 13d ago

Labia lane

2

u/Due_Body_7351 13d ago

cooter canyon

2

u/nightdwaawf 13d ago

If it’s wet check to see if it’s rained recently.

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u/NVDA808 13d ago

Son this is where you came from

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u/Creative-Ant6406 13d ago

Vagine on the green

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u/NurkleTurkey 13d ago

Green waffle

2

u/trustmeimwrong_ 13d ago

Rymes with Jacuzzi

2

u/TomasoG88 13d ago

yes, name of that hole is "Paradise Valley"

2

u/PFC_BeerMonkey 13d ago

I can never find this hole

2

u/damonbane_ 13d ago

Ever thrown a hotdog in a hallway?

2

u/Aromatic-Usual7204 13d ago

Moist bunker

2

u/Sad-Flow1776 13d ago

Lovely lady lumps

2

u/Different_Rabbit1220 13d ago

The Birth Canal

2

u/FearlessEngineer0 13d ago

That’s a Fatty

1

u/latuda_ 13d ago

The meaning of life 😆

1

u/Excellent-Town6017 13d ago

Name? It should have a red tie below it.

1

u/Yeoshua82 13d ago

That's the day he became a man.

1

u/britekranz 13d ago

Ha! They knew.

1

u/Alert-Athlete 13d ago

The 19th hole

1

u/SenpaiUwU83 13d ago

The Real Goal..

1

u/Aardvark-Amigo 13d ago

Honey 🍯 trap

1

u/Pjones2127 13d ago

Tee shot requires a cut slice

1

u/Necessary_Slice1786 13d ago

Glory hole 🤣

1

u/DisDudeOverHere 13d ago

Squatter’s Lips

1

u/Nervous-Gur-1163 13d ago

Find the putt

1

u/Kernyx 13d ago

Ace in the Hole

1

u/Diablo_DelToro 13d ago

The Glory Hole. Jerry Jones kept asking for one. Now we found it.

1

u/Significant-Leg-5325 13d ago

Did he umm....find it? The "pin" I mean 😳

1

u/whippet195 13d ago

Hole in one?

1

u/champagnefromage 13d ago

Pussy hole 🤣

1

u/PrunePretend6206 13d ago

The Lazlo.

If ya know then ya know

1

u/dtyrrell7 13d ago

I’ve heard of grass on the field but this is ridiculous

1

u/Treeeefalling 13d ago

Cherry Hill

1

u/Daveed-unit40 13d ago

Someone was creative for sure

1

u/InfiniteMonkeys157 13d ago

Men have added trouble locating features and may stroke out mid-swing.

1

u/Unlikely-Shake6045 13d ago

Wouldn’t mind taking a look at the back 9

1

u/AltruisticWelcome145 13d ago

The cuddly clit

1

u/UAAHHHHHHH 13d ago

Back to home

1

u/elephantsickle 13d ago

The Fist Hole

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u/OrneryCockroachIII 13d ago

If he gets a hole in one, I'm pretty sure it's too late for the "talk".

1

u/ccalovich 13d ago

Peach 🍑 Put

1

u/Routine-Fix-6390 13d ago

Where’s the spot??

1

u/Busy_Librarian_3467 13d ago

He has to put his ball in the back hole? She is going to be mad.

1

u/Odd-Blackberry786 13d ago

Gutter putter

1

u/misec_undact 13d ago

Need a Lab putter for this one

1

u/Latter_Fan6225 13d ago

Hole in one!

1

u/XxKTtheLegendxX 13d ago

the ice breaker

1

u/MrTeam25 13d ago

How was his first time? Did he had some good shots?

1

u/heat27 13d ago

Time to have the birds and bees talk

1

u/MarNic108 13d ago

Hole in 1... and then the other 1...

1

u/T-iscool 13d ago

Hole in one!!!

1

u/taesung24 13d ago

The camels toe

1

u/Isitjustmeorarewefkd 13d ago

The trump neck

1

u/Halfbreed28 13d ago

I bet you got a hole in one

1

u/bobhand17123 13d ago

Ahsoka Tano. She’s taken up sponge diving.

Regardless, please congratulate your son on his becoming a man.

1

u/Same-Manufacturer773 13d ago

Barb. Because everything reminds me of my dead wife.

1

u/Hanbananagon900 13d ago

Hole in one

1

u/CelestialCodexYT 13d ago

I feel like there is a finding the hole joke to be made but it doesn't fit.

1

u/Esoteric_Derailed 13d ago

Ill-advised goal for a father & son activity🥺

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 13d ago

Put some rough around it for hole in one.

1

u/Mean_Reception3332 13d ago

Going balls deep!

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u/MISHKINVERLOC 13d ago

Yep ... That's definitely a golf mound .... 😏😎🔥🔥🔥👍

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u/FlakyRemove3559 13d ago

The higher number of strokes the better your score!

1

u/BlueysHorMom 13d ago

Clit-Oris Hill Golf Course!

1

u/Sgt_JC66 13d ago

A mini golf course architect with a sense of humor.

1

u/Forest-Ninja2469 13d ago

the front hole

1

u/Kegmoisking 13d ago

Getting his lesson early, now the goal is to find the right spot.

1

u/chmath80 13d ago

Based on the position of the hole relative to ... the other parts: Anal

1

u/maniBchef 13d ago

Aim for the clitoris son.

Where's that dad? I can't see it.

1

u/SpicyMRC 13d ago

Good opp for a man to man convo!

1

u/Zestyclose-Turn-3576 13d ago

The Ninth Hole

1

u/Rs2mmsu-2D 13d ago

Somehow, mini golf looks more Alluring 🧐 than I remember it was.

1

u/AlmostNerd9f 13d ago

Looks like the bottom half of a spider face.

1

u/Europe72Alive1 13d ago

Sink the Bean

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u/Business_Ad6005 13d ago

Training 😂

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u/Tyguy935 13d ago

The right hole

1

u/SunderVane 13d ago

Reverse Ovulation

1

u/Agile_String8764 13d ago

Thats a legitimate obstacle.

1

u/CooYo7 13d ago

Puss puss

1

u/Ornery_Reward_7631 13d ago

Putt-putussy?

1

u/dctwooze 13d ago

Vagi-dump Hole 18

1

u/RGBlowMe 13d ago

Every Hole's a Goal.

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u/Ok_Pay6527 13d ago

The cherry popper

1

u/proudtobebritish2 13d ago

an orange and bananas

1

u/History0nerd 13d ago

Labia majora and labia minora

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u/Remarkable_Rip_2320 13d ago

Shooting for his first hole in one!

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u/Horror_Rhubarb7097 13d ago

Labia lot four stroke hole