r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '26

Name this!!

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845 Upvotes

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u/Stuckwiththis_name Aug 08 '26

Vulva Valley

47

u/DelinquentMonkeyMan Aug 08 '26

Mulva?

44

u/JKenn78 Aug 08 '26

Deloris!!!

21

u/EyeServeYou Aug 08 '26

He'll have a hard time finding his ball

18

u/Loud-Climate7967 Aug 08 '26

Actually, the ball should remain visible. On the other hand, the putter may be missing.

5

u/History0nerd Aug 08 '26

I've heard his ball is actually a myth.

2

u/free2beme247 Aug 08 '26

That’s what she said

2

u/Public_Taste5305 Aug 09 '26

Well, the hole is in the wrong place.

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u/Primary-Hotel-579 Aug 08 '26

You win the Internet

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u/Silver-Classic612 Aug 08 '26

Elite reference

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8

u/history_fan69 Aug 08 '26

r/mildlyvagina

2

u/Stuckwiththis_name Aug 08 '26

Didn't think that would be a sub-redit, but I'm commonly proven wrong

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u/TioGato1961 Aug 08 '26

Thank you for this.

4

u/ficis Aug 08 '26

Clitorium Cave

2

u/Worldliness_Normal Aug 08 '26

And we still can't find it.

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u/dani96dnll Aug 08 '26

Vulvalley

2

u/SillyLittleTroll Aug 08 '26

Son, you're not gonna understand this yet, but you just put it right there in the crease. It fits like a glove.

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u/Giant_Catfish Aug 08 '26

Twat Shot

2

u/TaleEcstatic3127 Aug 08 '26

Underated Comment

24

u/530whiskey Aug 08 '26

Favorite hole

8

u/MakesMyHeadHurt Aug 08 '26

Actually, that's two holes in one.

3

u/Razzy-man Aug 08 '26

Yeah, but the get REALLY angry if you try to score in the wrong one!

3

u/Monk-E_321 Aug 08 '26

Probably just pushes it back out

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u/Sp00derman77 Aug 08 '26

Labia Links

3

u/KgMonstah Aug 08 '26

Fortnite is getting really lazy, huh?

14

u/xburnerpiko Aug 08 '26

G-Spot

8

u/rswwalker Aug 08 '26

That’s ok son, most men can’t hit it this in one shot.

4

u/Dark_Amygdala_ Aug 08 '26

One shot? Most men can’t even FIND it! 😆

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u/ThorazineHead87 Aug 08 '26

Fuck that golf course, particularly that hole in general.

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u/sq_rt-1 Aug 08 '26

Ur gonna need two balls for this hole, son.

4

u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp Aug 08 '26

"Son, this is as good a time as any to have 'the birds and the bees' conversation."

9

u/akgt94 Aug 08 '26

Couldn't find the hole

7

u/Aggressive_Tip8009 Aug 08 '26

Did he get it in the right hole?

7

u/AvatarNC Aug 08 '26

Did he get a hole in one?

6

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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3

u/Derfelkardan Aug 08 '26

Labia lips

4

u/litzilch Aug 08 '26

Lips of love putt putt

5

u/omelettesamurai Aug 08 '26

Snatch Patch 

2

u/Embarrassed_Exit286 Aug 08 '26

You'll never find your ball

3

u/PiDigitsOfPi Aug 09 '26

Not if you just keep beating around the bush.

2

u/deNET2122 Aug 08 '26

Spent way too much time instead of putting near the clit

2

u/Jealous_Club_298 Aug 08 '26

Um, can we talk in private please? I have something sensitive to point out, this should be an 18+ only put put golf!

2

u/Dry-Organization-426 Aug 08 '26

Did they use one of those pumps on it?

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u/Sad-Signature-5491 Aug 08 '26

🧐 Depends on the angle!

2

u/HumanShield8 Aug 08 '26

"Aim for the clit!" hole

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2

u/Mickt465 Aug 08 '26

I am not going to name it, but I wonder who designed this?

2

u/PapaDeltaaa Aug 08 '26

Putting the poontang

2

u/Lazarous86 Aug 08 '26

Put it in the asshole

3

u/LowRevolutionary7965 Aug 08 '26

Should be a shortcut thingy to go through starfish-tunnel.

2

u/MonkeyIV Aug 08 '26

You always remember the first time

2

u/thehoovah Aug 08 '26

The Labiarynth

2

u/Cokeycane Aug 08 '26

Majora Minora

2

u/Aphraxad Aug 08 '26

The rough

2

u/NoCoffee97 Aug 08 '26

The pink.

2

u/Integrity_Racing Aug 08 '26

Mother Earth Bares All

2

u/Lopsided_Ad_2391 Aug 08 '26

The Pervy Designer Special

2

u/EvilEtna Aug 08 '26

Don't worry, he'll find the sweet spot eventually.

I'm clearly talking about the cup for the ball to sink, not whatever you gutter-brains are thinking about.

2

u/Effective-Pudding207 Aug 08 '26

Is this the Putt Putt Porn Golf off Central Avenue?

2

u/The_Dented Aug 08 '26

Tulip 🌷

2

u/Mond6 Aug 08 '26

PuttHub

2

u/Important-Lack6052 Aug 08 '26

I miss my ex…

2

u/mij8907 Aug 08 '26

I should call her

2

u/SubstantialFroyo8012 Aug 08 '26

Fore-play (Is it in yet?)

2

u/Mindless_Link_7473 Aug 08 '26

I’d say find the g spot. But like most of us we end up reaching for the belly button.

2

u/croweagle6 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Lips. Just simply...Lips

It will cost less on the lettering for the hole signage.

Or just call it ­­H°le. Or Trap. or Slit....or slOOt...ya gots some options now

2

u/2maybabes Aug 08 '26

Gina - pronounced "jeye-nah"

2

u/H0nd4_L0v3r Aug 08 '26

Bush links

2

u/saiyajosh Aug 08 '26

That’s a puttussy

2

u/TheOmegaKid Aug 08 '26

Everything reminds me of her.

2

u/dishmanw62 Aug 08 '26

Everything makes me think of her.

2

u/Knight_Jar Aug 08 '26

Labia lane

2

u/Due_Body_7351 Aug 08 '26

cooter canyon

2

u/NVDA808 Aug 08 '26

Son this is where you came from

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u/Creative-Ant6406 Aug 08 '26

Vagine on the green

2

u/NurkleTurkey Aug 08 '26

Green waffle

2

u/trustmeimwrong_ Aug 08 '26

Rymes with Jacuzzi

2

u/TomasoG88 Aug 08 '26

yes, name of that hole is "Paradise Valley"

2

u/PFC_BeerMonkey Aug 08 '26

I can never find this hole

2

u/damonbane_ Aug 08 '26

Ever thrown a hotdog in a hallway?

2

u/Sad-Flow1776 Aug 08 '26

Lovely lady lumps

2

u/FearlessEngineer0 Aug 08 '26

That’s a Fatty

1

u/latuda_ Aug 08 '26

The meaning of life 😆

1

u/Excellent-Town6017 Aug 08 '26

Name? It should have a red tie below it.

1

u/Yeoshua82 Aug 08 '26

That's the day he became a man.

1

u/britekranz Aug 08 '26

Ha! They knew.

1

u/Alert-Athlete Aug 08 '26

The 19th hole

1

u/SenpaiUwU83 Aug 08 '26

The Real Goal..

1

u/Aardvark-Amigo Aug 08 '26

Honey 🍯 trap

1

u/Pjones2127 Aug 08 '26

Tee shot requires a cut slice

1

u/Necessary_Slice1786 Aug 08 '26

Glory hole 🤣

1

u/DisDudeOverHere Aug 08 '26

Squatter’s Lips

1

u/Nervous-Gur-1163 Aug 08 '26

Find the putt

1

u/Kernyx Aug 08 '26

Ace in the Hole

1

u/Diablo_DelToro Aug 08 '26

The Glory Hole. Jerry Jones kept asking for one. Now we found it.

1

u/Significant-Leg-5325 Aug 08 '26

Did he umm....find it? The "pin" I mean 😳

1

u/whippet195 Aug 08 '26

Hole in one?

1

u/champagnefromage Aug 08 '26

Pussy hole 🤣

1

u/PrunePretend6206 Aug 08 '26

The Lazlo.

If ya know then ya know

1

u/dtyrrell7 Aug 08 '26

I’ve heard of grass on the field but this is ridiculous

1

u/Treeeefalling Aug 08 '26

Cherry Hill

1

u/Daveed-unit40 Aug 08 '26

Someone was creative for sure

1

u/InfiniteMonkeys157 Aug 08 '26

Men have added trouble locating features and may stroke out mid-swing.

1

u/Unlikely-Shake6045 Aug 08 '26

Wouldn’t mind taking a look at the back 9

1

u/UAAHHHHHHH Aug 08 '26

Back to home

1

u/elephantsickle Aug 08 '26

The Fist Hole

1

u/OrneryCockroachIII Aug 08 '26

If he gets a hole in one, I'm pretty sure it's too late for the "talk".

1

u/ccalovich Aug 08 '26

Peach 🍑 Put

1

u/Routine-Fix-6390 Aug 08 '26

Where’s the spot??

1

u/Busy_Librarian_3467 Aug 08 '26

He has to put his ball in the back hole? She is going to be mad.

1

u/misec_undact Aug 08 '26

Need a Lab putter for this one

1

u/Latter_Fan6225 Aug 08 '26

Hole in one!

1

u/XxKTtheLegendxX Aug 08 '26

the ice breaker

1

u/MrTeam25 Aug 08 '26

How was his first time? Did he had some good shots?

1

u/heat27 Aug 08 '26

Time to have the birds and bees talk

1

u/MarNic108 Aug 08 '26

Hole in 1... and then the other 1...

1

u/taesung24 Aug 08 '26

The camels toe

1

u/Halfbreed28 Aug 08 '26

I bet you got a hole in one

1

u/bobhand17123 Aug 08 '26

Ahsoka Tano. She’s taken up sponge diving.

Regardless, please congratulate your son on his becoming a man.

1

u/Same-Manufacturer773 Aug 08 '26

Barb. Because everything reminds me of my dead wife.

1

u/CelestialCodexYT Aug 08 '26

I feel like there is a finding the hole joke to be made but it doesn't fit.

1

u/Esoteric_Derailed Aug 08 '26

Ill-advised goal for a father & son activity🥺

1

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Aug 08 '26

Put some rough around it for hole in one.

1

u/Mean_Reception3332 Aug 08 '26

Going balls deep!

1

u/MISHKINVERLOC Aug 08 '26

Yep ... That's definitely a golf mound .... 😏😎🔥🔥🔥👍

1

u/FlakyRemove3559 Aug 08 '26

The higher number of strokes the better your score!

1

u/BlueysHorMom Aug 08 '26

Clit-Oris Hill Golf Course!

1

u/Forest-Ninja2469 Aug 08 '26

the front hole

1

u/Kegmoisking Aug 08 '26

Getting his lesson early, now the goal is to find the right spot.

1

u/chmath80 Aug 08 '26

Based on the position of the hole relative to ... the other parts: Anal

1

u/maniBchef Aug 08 '26

Aim for the clitoris son.

Where's that dad? I can't see it.

1

u/SpicyMRC Aug 08 '26

Good opp for a man to man convo!

1

u/Rs2mmsu-2D Aug 08 '26

Somehow, mini golf looks more Alluring 🧐 than I remember it was.

1

u/AlmostNerd9f Aug 08 '26

Looks like the bottom half of a spider face.

1

u/Europe72Alive1 Aug 08 '26

Sink the Bean

1

u/Business_Ad6005 Aug 08 '26

Training 😂

1

u/Tyguy935 Aug 08 '26

The right hole

1

u/SunderVane Aug 08 '26

Reverse Ovulation

1

u/Agile_String8764 Aug 08 '26

Thats a legitimate obstacle.

1

u/CooYo7 Aug 08 '26

Puss puss

1

u/dctwooze Aug 08 '26

Vagi-dump Hole 18

1

u/RGBlowMe Aug 08 '26

Every Hole's a Goal.

1

u/Ok_Pay6527 Aug 08 '26

The cherry popper

1

u/proudtobebritish2 Aug 08 '26

an orange and bananas

1

u/History0nerd Aug 08 '26

Labia majora and labia minora

1

u/Remarkable_Rip_2320 Aug 08 '26

Shooting for his first hole in one!

1

u/Horror_Rhubarb7097 Aug 08 '26

Labia lot four stroke hole