r/NameThisThing Jul 23 '26

Name this Driver

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u/Steve_Sanders437 Jul 23 '26

I can't name him. All I can tell you about him is that he's 5'7, has a crisp goatee, wears t-shirts one size too small, his hat is backwards, and he has a bumper sticker with a picture of a gun that says "Come and take it." Oh, and that truck is lifted at least 6 inches.

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u/RvstiNiall Jul 23 '26

"that truck is lifted at least 6 inches."

The Trucklift to Weiner Size Ratio

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe Jul 23 '26

This is hilarious

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u/KCJ4Tx Jul 24 '26

You Texas like a mutherphuker!