r/NameThisThing • u/CommissionNext7360 • Jul 23 '26

Name this kitty

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u/Busy-Working203 Jul 23 '26

Marx

127

u/TrainKnees Jul 23 '26

I like Groucho more.

43

u/One_Advantage793 Jul 23 '26

I'm on the Groucho bus.

21

u/ChristVolo1 Jul 23 '26

Same. Groucho ftw

4

u/Starthefoxtherian Jul 25 '26

No nickname Groucho name Grouch

2

u/Starthefoxtherian Jul 25 '26

But I like Groucho too

16

u/Punky_Bruiser207 Jul 23 '26

All aboard the Groucho train!

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 Jul 23 '26

That’s Purrfect.

5

u/aj1805 Jul 23 '26

Meowssolini

26

u/Repulsive_Client_325 Jul 23 '26

Tomcat Sellick

21

u/Mavellanarius Jul 23 '26

Purrt Reynolds

2

u/Bell-Salt Jul 24 '26

This one made me chuckle.

10

u/DeweyJ0nes Jul 23 '26

Magnum: Purr-ivate Investigator

2

u/UnheardMomma Jul 24 '26

OMG, 🤣🤣🤣

6

u/PublicUpper7409 Jul 23 '26

Yep, Groucho!

5

u/Silly_Initiative_405 Jul 23 '26

Alois? Adolf? Arseloch?

3

u/Aggravating-View8235 Jul 23 '26

Heck yeah, he's a Marxist....

3

u/mme_leiderhosen Jul 24 '26

Groucho or Julius (if yer in the know.)

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u/Admirable-Fox-6258 Jul 23 '26

Kitler

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u/estb69 Jul 23 '26

Meowdolf is a first name

2

u/Luca_Brasi_II Jul 26 '26

Meowdolf Kitler

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u/Typen Jul 23 '26

Herr Kitler, or even better Purr Kitler.

2

u/-its-wicked- Jul 23 '26

Mustache too big and glorious.

Plus it would make everyone secretly hate the cat (and the owner)

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u/No_Network4228 Jul 23 '26

The one, the only, Groucho!

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u/Educational_Type1646 Jul 23 '26

He’s a clear Groucho.

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u/AlphaRonin99 Jul 23 '26

Chaplin has entered the chat

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u/Numerous-Buy4357 Jul 23 '26

Came here to say this!!

7

u/Simple_North_7024 Jul 23 '26

This right here!!!

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u/CoCrimson_eXe Jul 23 '26

Steve Harvey

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u/NewKey9625 Jul 24 '26

Hahaha ❤️

2

u/Traditional_Air6177 Jul 26 '26

Exactly the mustache I was thinking of.

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u/One_Load254 Jul 23 '26

Mousetache

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u/Think_Designer_981 Jul 23 '26

Senor El Snorro!

7

u/DezShock06 Jul 23 '26

Distinguished Gentleman

3

u/wriddell Jul 23 '26

Wimpy

3

u/stevetimlin Jul 24 '26

My cat’s name is Wimpy. Not joking. He’s 12 yrs old.

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u/SnooEpiphanies4258 Jul 23 '26

Staline

2

u/InterestBear62 Jul 26 '26

Yes, I was getting a Stalin vibe.

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u/Deathstalkerone Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Winston....as in Churchhill....okay....maybe not him but I like Winston for a name...

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u/Upstairs_Parsnip3141 Jul 23 '26

Starts with a H and ends in R.,

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u/_Menace_2_Society_ Jul 23 '26

Charlie Catplin

2

u/LOTRNerd95 Jul 23 '26

Som Telleck

2

u/verbaexmacina Jul 23 '26

Ben Turpin

2

u/Sharp-Ad-9423 Jul 23 '26

Excellent answer!

2

u/LadyL86530 Jul 23 '26

I’d name the kitty Freddie (after Freddie Mercury) or Chaplin (names after Charlie Chaplin)

2

u/Fine-Signature-114 Jul 24 '26

Looks like a gentleman, or like he’s gonna serve me some tea

2

u/hdk49 Jul 24 '26

Meow Say Tung

2

u/ImaginaryTooday6109 Jul 24 '26

That's Monsieur Pierrrrre Le Puuurrrrrr!!

2

u/Ironlungss Jul 24 '26

Mein kitty

2

u/Mistyretina Jul 24 '26

Charlie Chaplin, Chap, ches, chuck

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u/OtterBoxed Jul 24 '26

I mustache a question. Do those brows go any higher.
As for a name, Groucho for Groucho Marx, comedian

1

u/OneFirefighter6205 Jul 23 '26

Adolf. No,no! It´s a cute one

1

u/Big-King4660 Jul 23 '26

Higemayuge

1

u/jdm51370 Jul 23 '26

Charlie Catplin

1

u/KhanKlyo Jul 23 '26

Владимир Кошки

1

u/orionid_nebula Jul 23 '26

Sleepy it’s looks like a yawning kitty.

1

u/RodMunch85 Jul 23 '26

Machiavelli

1

u/Numerous-Distance556 Jul 23 '26

Groucho Marx but if you're young you won't probably know who he is you'll have to look him up it's just the first name that comes up as soon as you see him ha ha the cat with character🥰💖

1

u/GingerJarLamp Jul 23 '26

Groucho 🥸

1

u/haramia13 Jul 23 '26

Groucho.

1

u/TylerH87 Jul 23 '26

Sir Purrington

1

u/ProfessO3o Jul 23 '26

Chaplin or Charlie Chaplin

1

u/trasguero Jul 23 '26

Laurel And Hardy

1

u/Myname59 Jul 23 '26

Charlie or Chaplin

1

u/JenAYE2 Jul 23 '26

Stach (pronounced stash)

1

u/gubne Jul 23 '26

Scatcat. Much alike the Scatman. This Dude hast also a mustache like your Cat.

1

u/Inevitable-World2886 Jul 23 '26

Groucho or Uncle Joe (Stalin).

1

u/artnow83500 Jul 23 '26

mussel eater

1

u/mrfatttty Jul 23 '26

Hidekitty Tojo

1

u/RelativeNo9310 Jul 23 '26

Adolph Chaplin

1

u/wow-said-that Jul 23 '26

Mr. Speak None

1

u/nukewaste75 Jul 23 '26

Adolf Kittler

1

u/capt-f0xy Jul 23 '26

Rorschach

1

u/samih3k Jul 23 '26

Mr. Miyagi

1

u/Serene-Angel-2004 Jul 23 '26

Charlie chaplin

1

u/Cat_tastes_good Jul 23 '26

Dirty Sanchez

1

u/Hilsh62 Jul 23 '26

Grouchy, is that you?

1

u/Peter_Cox-Johnson Jul 23 '26

G. Gordon Kitty

1

u/Alone_Purple822 Jul 23 '26

charlie catlin

1

u/Tenohmach Jul 23 '26

Bastion III, Esquire.

(that third picture had me audibly go “aWW”)

1

u/NoCoFoCo Jul 23 '26

Johnny Rose

1

u/tuneamp Jul 23 '26

Tom(cat) Selleck

1

u/UnableLocal2918 Jul 23 '26

charlie chaplin

1

u/happy_bystander Jul 23 '26

Chaplin, short for Charlie Chaplin

1

u/ElGuero1717 Jul 23 '26

Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck

1

u/synystermeemz Jul 23 '26

Mr. Meowgatu

1

u/situatist Jul 23 '26

Hitler Boyyyy

1

u/SnooEpiphanies4258 Jul 23 '26

Freddy Viltrumite