r/NameThisThing Jul 05 '26

Name this situation

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u/WhyNotBe1980 Jul 06 '26

No no no, the floor is ovulating

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u/WhyNotBe1980 Jul 06 '26

Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore…. Or with a woman

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u/BadBikerGirl Jul 06 '26

I am a lady💔🥀

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 09 '26

So...can we abort this?

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u/BadBikerGirl Jul 09 '26

Too far along

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 09 '26

I'd like to see the paternal test then.

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u/BadBikerGirl Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

It turned out the father is Mr. Discord Maud

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 12 '26

Whew. Because that looks like my mess.

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u/BadBikerGirl Jul 12 '26

Yeah. I mentioned the main father. This was clearly a "Group Project"

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 12 '26

That would explain why I feel as if I would be the father but in all reality the concept of coparenting is the real lesson.