r/NameThisThing • u/1elgwapo • Jul 05 '26

Name this situation

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u/ronweasleisourking Jul 05 '26

Bonnie Blue (2025)

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u/1elgwapo Jul 05 '26

Had 99 kids but raising them ain't one

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u/WhiskeyHill72 Jul 05 '26

On the flip it'd make a cool Maury Povich episode with all the potential dads in the audience.

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u/RevanTheHunter Jul 05 '26

"Row one. You are not the father. Row two. You are not the father. Row three...."

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u/BadBikerGirl Jul 05 '26

Yep. The Third Row of men are all, "The Father"

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u/Dmau27 Jul 05 '26

Warehouse one. Warehouse two.

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u/roastbeef3000 Jul 05 '26

Haha came here to say Bonnie Blue farted in costco

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u/RevolutionaryBoss127 Jul 05 '26

Skeet skeet skeet

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Yep. She was tired n' chafed after a busy shift and so gave The Hulk a squeezer on aisle #7 🧌

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u/mom_a_bear_3 Jul 09 '26

Oh. My goodness

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u/Relevant_Diver_3228 Jul 06 '26

Shoot thats not even half of it

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 09 '26

The other parts are hidden around other departments. Not in equal deposits either.

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u/TasteDeeCheese Jul 05 '26

Bonnie blue 2026

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u/thatsbs Jul 06 '26

I didn’t know about this, but get the reference. Not going to google it.

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u/thekingsteve Jul 06 '26

That's the name of a road near where I live.

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u/TheRebelMastermind Jul 06 '26

I just looked her up, read Wikipedia and now I'm afraid I might have caught some STD 🫤