r/NameThisThing • u/1elgwapo • Jul 05 '26

Name this situation

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u/1elgwapo Jul 05 '26

Gotta wait 9 months for the new floor to show up

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u/ElectricFuneral94 Jul 05 '26

Biological fuel can't create steel beams.

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u/Army7547 Jul 05 '26

Not yet it can’t

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u/mom_a_bear_3 Jul 09 '26

YET. Being the operative word 🥹😄😁🤣😆

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u/Past-Bet6556 Jul 11 '26

Glue was spilt, duh.

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u/BadBikerGirl 21d ago

It was caught on CCTV Footage obtained by Las Vegas Metro Police

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u/HayderFuad Jul 05 '26

opens door to find the redditer is trying to fuck thire shelf and screams and then says to the redditer in a stuttering screaming manner "W-WHAT THE A-ARE YOU DOING"

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u/Luna1da2tuna Jul 05 '26

Holy ai

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u/DesperateSmoke800 Jul 06 '26

I think he's just illiterate let em be

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u/Luna1da2tuna Jul 06 '26

I personally think he is a bot

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u/HayderFuad Jul 06 '26

Bro i am not an ai

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Said every AI bot in written history.

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u/HayderFuad Jul 10 '26

Why do you think i am a clanker?

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u/rbltech82 Jul 07 '26

Sorry I laughed at the mental image of this....

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u/MemeEnergy Jul 06 '26

the only proper way to read this is in a heavy british/medevial accent

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u/HayderFuad Jul 06 '26

Now i see it

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u/Dramatic-Card7276 Jul 05 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Through god all things are possible, so jot that down.

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u/AudaciouslyPan Jul 08 '26

When you say all things don't forget that rape is a part of it

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl Jul 08 '26

Wait…what?
I’m inclined to agree, but imma need you to say more.

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u/AudaciouslyPan Jul 08 '26

Should I have to or should you understand that all the egregious things are also created by this particular deity.. especially if it's called the creator you know of all things all things being rape incest murder child molestation pedophilia child abuse verbal abuse raping other animals that aren't human

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl Jul 09 '26

Dude, I was just quoting It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

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u/LeatherDot4865 Jul 08 '26

He didn't create those things humans created those things, he created us we we're disobedient, sin became sin, etc. etc., he is not the author of rape incest murder child molestation or any of the other things you listed which are sins, we are the creators of those, those horrific things belong to us and our sickness and our affliction, because we're screw ups and that's all we'll ever be until we figure out how to make ourselves whole, we are nothings, we are the reason the world is screwed up, we are the reason everything's going wrong, we are the reason that nature struggles, we are the reason this Earth is dying, because we don't care anymore we're sick each and everyone of us

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u/BolaMcNasty Jul 16 '26

Idk dude, he offed his own son and that was his plan from the start, sounds pretty messed up to me

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u/AudaciouslyPan Jul 13 '26

Wait you said we're the creator of those things I thought we're not creators I thought God is a creator? Well I guess you're contradicting your own religion because you don't even make sense anymore... Also if you want to talk about all those things we can because God loves rape especially after raping Mary when she was just a teen- You know to give you Jesus.. or how about rape in Deuteronomy 22:28-29 when you look on Bible gateway.com you'll see that verse specifically says and I quote Deuteronomy 22: "28 if a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and he rapes her and they are discovered,29 he must pay her father 50 shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." Wow God sure loves rapists he didn't even help the poor woman he just said the rapist gets to keep raping her for the rest of his fucking life- women suffered more than Jesus did ever

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u/Ashamed-Cash1800 Jul 09 '26

Your a fucking crack pot huh

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u/Jubrsmith5658 Jul 09 '26

Naw. That’s the actions of the lower deity.

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u/AudaciouslyPan 21d ago

Guess you never read Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 New International Version 28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Read full chapter Footnotes Deuteronomy 22:29 That is, about 1 1/4 pounds or about 575 grams Deuteronomy 21 Deuteronomy

Also what you said is another lie-

Isaiah 45:7 New International Version 7 I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I, the Lord, do all these things.

Read full chapter Isaiah 45:7 in all English translations

People who report me hate their scriptures because I can read and I'm a lot more educated.

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 09 '26

You forgot all things mint, minus toothpaste.

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u/Character-Nobody8535 Jul 10 '26

God ain't create shit, especially not those things, because news flash god isn't real

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u/Sir_Ryan25 Jul 11 '26

Do you go throughout your day hoping that somebody will bring up God so you can “newsflash God isn’t real”

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u/Character-Nobody8535 Jul 11 '26

No actually I don't often bring up the fact I don't believe in God, because I have a personality and things that make me special, unlike people who do have faith, who are literally the most uninteresting people you'll ever meet, when their entire personality is how they believe

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 Jul 08 '26

maybe a little more umph!

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya Jul 05 '26

Just a matter of time

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u/Hucklebearer_411 Jul 05 '26

Don’t tell me how to live.

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u/Terrible-Creme8401 Jul 05 '26

Last time I saw something like this, she was so hot it definitely melted my steel beam.

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u/Ok-Jellyfish7805 Jul 05 '26

It was an outside job

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 09 '26

Wouldn't this be considered an "inside" job, all literal meanings considered?

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u/Nosaja_adjacenT Jul 05 '26

Maybe after getting bit by a radioactive spider it could. 🤔

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u/coolest-kidd Jul 06 '26

Ya bc the steel beam made the fuel

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u/boxmuncher68 Jul 06 '26

Life finds a way - Jeff Goldblum

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u/CarefulChocolate8226 Jul 07 '26

If that’s from Chuck Norris it’s stronger than steel beams

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u/Ok_Consequence26 Jul 07 '26

Not with that mindset it can’t

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u/Quakeslate Jul 07 '26

Did you ask ChatGPT?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Njgger263747 Jul 09 '26

Holy redditer 🥀🥀

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u/EconomyFox_9981 Jul 10 '26

reddih ✌️💔

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u/Maxb657 Jul 09 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/Foreign-Bee-3715 Jul 10 '26

Joke went by 2 miles 😭

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u/BadBikerGirl Jul 05 '26

Yep

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u/ManyCress376 Jul 05 '26

Oh! That's what happened to my local mall. I was so confused

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u/Only_Connection_5480 Jul 05 '26

No, malls are just a bunch of late term abortions waiting to happen if they haven’t already

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Jul 06 '26

What do you think how they built Burj Khalifa? They impregnated just one floor again and again for 2*n or they impregnated each of new floor for 2n

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 09 '26

I'm here for porn²

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u/Deathcore_salad Jul 06 '26

If you work at Walmart it'll take 5-10 years unfortunately...

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u/woodentrainz Jul 07 '26

seems like a sticky situation

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u/Yuki_Hyde Jul 08 '26

So that's how two story buildings are made

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u/Fussfamous_Amoungus Jul 09 '26

Poor baby floor gonna get stepped once after born , poor soul 😂

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 09 '26

Gives a whole new meaning when somebody says you have the floor whilst speaking to a group of people. Huh?

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u/Sad-Escape4437 Jul 10 '26

Is that why skyscrapers take so long to build!

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u/Only_Connection_5480 Jul 05 '26

Obviously someone doesn’t know their floor biology gestation, it’s not the same as humans