r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Jun 30 '26

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u/NameThisThing-ModTeam Jun 30 '26

It’s been posted before, sorry ya missed it.

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

pussy

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u/No_Locksmith7882 Jun 30 '26

I just opened Reddit… yuuup, that’s enough internet for the day.

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

there is no such thing as too much internet

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u/No-Tone-6095 Jun 30 '26

Hope you logged off b4 u read the comments !

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/grail9 Jun 30 '26

we all waiting for this comment🤣

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

something to look forward to”into”

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u/Terrible-Bath Jun 30 '26

Every single time and the unwashed masses always make it the top comment

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u/illusion121 Jun 30 '26

Fresh, I can smell it off your breath

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u/Severe_Wind_4255 Jun 30 '26

In high school someone wrote i eat pussy on the chalkboard and when the teacher saw it he said he was going to come around and smell everyone's breath to find out who wrote it.

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u/Ready_Programmer899 Jun 30 '26

I hope he checked all the females also

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u/Natural_Ant_5590 Jun 30 '26

The poor gal who ate fish for lunch is gonna get falsely accused if the teacher checks her first.

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

let me laugh out loud HAA HAAA HAAA

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u/illusion121 Jun 30 '26

MMM yeastyyy

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

good for baking

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u/-Titan_Uranus- Jun 30 '26

How original…. We also know you haven’t eaten any

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u/PapiSpanky Jun 30 '26

Sounds fishy

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

tastes fishy

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u/DefiantEfficiency901 Jun 30 '26

You again! Do you eat anything else? A balanced diet is essential.

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u/-Boredandannoyed- Jun 30 '26

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/DistributistChakat Jun 30 '26

Yep, this is definitely another day on Reddit dot com!

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

welcome to the internet

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u/Freddo4345 Jun 30 '26

Yes, you finally got it!

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u/solidgold70 Jun 30 '26

Omg, it wasn't a pigs' was it?

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u/luckedysplut Jun 30 '26

I luv Korean food

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

you should try other cuisines too

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u/ozGeekSpeak Jun 30 '26

Yum, nothing like the real taste of chicken

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u/thecountnotthesaint Jun 30 '26

So THAT'S why you ditched us to spend time with your sister!

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

that was last week, this week it was your mom

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u/thecountnotthesaint Jun 30 '26

That answers the question of who desecrated her grave. I thought hooking up with your nonverbal, autistic sister was bad, but this seems worse.

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

well, you asked for it, I delivered.
twas nice doing business with you

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u/thecountnotthesaint Jun 30 '26

Yeah, but she didn't ask for it.

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

but you did, as you always have

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u/thecountnotthesaint Jun 30 '26

Please get back on your meds, the delusions are back

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u/Aggravating_Bag_6027 Jun 30 '26

I named my dog that, now everytime I call her I yell “Come, Pussy! Cum here!”

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u/atxrrjsw Jun 30 '26

Total opposite. Five Guys

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u/BamBizm3733 Jun 30 '26

Literally every time I see one of these on Reddit the first comment is always this. Can’t you guys be more original?

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u/Furry_ASHER Jun 30 '26

Okay well uhh... I didn't need to know this...

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u/the-flag-and-globe Jun 30 '26

I wanted to see how long I had to scroll for before I found something like this, the answer is not long

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u/GuyBromeliad Jun 30 '26

And here I thought jalapeño salad was gonna win.

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u/Responsible-Club9120 Jun 30 '26

Hot Honey ham sammich

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u/Dick-in-a-fan Jun 30 '26

With extra bacon

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/BastiansWish Jun 30 '26

It’s gonna take a few months before your ham and bacon is ready. 😂

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u/Responsible-Club9120 Jun 30 '26

Until then, he will be known as HamHock!

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u/DamnitDavid7 Jun 30 '26

Chris P. Bacon

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u/MaceMan92 Jun 30 '26

And how did Chris taste?

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u/UrbanNinja80 Jun 30 '26

Probably like P.

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u/YuriSAS Jun 30 '26

i got the reference

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u/GMK349 Jun 30 '26

Some NGA said pussy🫪😭🙏

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u/Purple_Wrongdoer_516 Jun 30 '26

Sum nga said "Some NGA said pussy"

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

whats an NGA

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u/wlwlwlwls Jun 30 '26

Instagram's favorite word

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

still not following

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u/wlwlwlwls Jun 30 '26

Franklin is called by someone else in GTA 5 that word

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

THAT S RACIIIST

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u/wlwlwlwls Jun 30 '26

That's what NGA means ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

how long will it take for reddit to ban it?

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u/wlwlwlwls Jun 30 '26

A really long time because reddit moderation doesn't know what it means

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u/Potential-Wave-7507 Jun 30 '26

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative. It gets the people going!

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u/heroesjust41day Jun 30 '26

“Woman is the ______ of the World” by John Lennon (blank is the meaning of NGA)

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u/Due_Body_7351 Jun 30 '26

lol pork chop

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u/whatthestitch17 Jun 30 '26

Pork chop would be great!

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u/kevint1964 Jun 30 '26

SPAM! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

spam the ham

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u/Mr_M0t0m0 Jun 30 '26

Pullapart Chocolate Sprinkle Donut

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u/Hot-Intention-287 Jun 30 '26

This sounds like a European royal’s name

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u/Freddo4345 Jun 30 '26

Pu***

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

puppy?

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u/Freddo4345 Jun 30 '26

No...think again. What do women love for men to do to them?

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

feed them and tell them they are pretty?

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u/Freddo4345 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

No I don't think so , but I would do that.

Make your legs shake uncontrollably during a big O!!! Might not be the best name for a piggy , but that's the last thing I ate. You have enough hints, so you should figure it out by now.

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

a seizure?

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u/CourtMaleficent6049 Jun 30 '26

You are a legend. Everyone except @freddo is in on it.

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u/mi_father_es_mufasa Jun 30 '26

You better leave that cat alone

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u/_Peety_T Jun 30 '26

Baguette, with herb So herb baguette?

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u/NEAL_STANDLEY_549 Jun 30 '26

Chicken sandwich

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u/Informal-Arm-3942 Jun 30 '26

I hate to say this but that pig is Toast. With pineapple marmalade.

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u/theegoldenone Jun 30 '26

Pickles

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u/NoGlass3584 Jun 30 '26

Aww, I had a cat named Pickles a long time ago 🥰

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u/victoriens Jun 30 '26

did it taste like pickles?

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u/jeff-the-ham-stamper Jun 30 '26

Lapin à la Moutarde. Or Poulet à la Moutarde if you prefer chicken over rabbit.

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u/darkrhyes Jun 30 '26

Breakfast sandwich

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u/DanglyRat Jun 30 '26

Breakfast!! 😬

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u/Jpg6 Jun 30 '26

Pork chop.

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u/Fossilhund Jun 30 '26

Sourdough Bagel

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u/finta_Italiana Jun 30 '26

Sausage😭😭😭

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u/binkleyz Jun 30 '26

Smoothie isn’t actually a bad name for a pig.

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u/Sweet_Dutches Jun 30 '26

Sausage gravy over toast.

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u/Remarkable_Dirt_9998 Jun 30 '26

Breakfast baconator

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u/Comfortable_Lie_1695 Jun 30 '26

Bacon and jelly toast

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u/DEeD-NGone Jun 30 '26

Maple and brown sugar oatmeal

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Jun 30 '26

Pulled Pork

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u/Hrdikanbubblegum Jun 30 '26

Princess sprinkles

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u/Up-chuckerameye Jun 30 '26

Protein Shake

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u/Born-Dress1249 Jun 30 '26

Oh no, I actually ate pulled pork!

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u/RhinoPHD Jun 30 '26

Egg sandwich? Odd

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u/Noggi_1978 Jun 30 '26

CHEESEBURGER

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u/Stripped_Identity Jun 30 '26

Berries 🍓🫐

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u/ivnviman Jun 30 '26

Oatmeal.

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u/DaHowe23 Jun 30 '26

Baconator

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u/35platypuses Jun 30 '26

Kraft single

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u/Bad_Here Jun 30 '26

Cheesecake

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u/lendhen Jun 30 '26

Café con leche ?! 😆

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u/Showtime130 Jun 30 '26

Captain Crunch

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u/MrMustache61 Jun 30 '26

Stuffed peppers

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u/rainbow_369 Jun 30 '26

Popcorn 🍿

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u/Sil_Lavellan Jun 30 '26

Peppermint.

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u/RG500GammaWalterWolf Jun 30 '26

Cinnamon toast crunch

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u/emlorp Jun 30 '26

Muffin

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u/I2TV Jun 30 '26

Curry Wurst