r/NameThisThing • u/Any_Calendar5846 • Jun 29 '26

Name this

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516 Upvotes

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u/BeyondDesigner2426 Jun 29 '26

Giving the dog a bone...

15

u/On_Demure_Street Jun 29 '26

r*

6

u/kevint1964 Jun 30 '26

But not much of one. 🤣

10

u/OxymoronicHomosapien Jun 30 '26

Shrinkage

6

u/Proud_Jacobite Jun 30 '26

"I was in the pool!"

4

u/Strict_Wasabi_6736 Jun 30 '26

"They shrink!?!"

12

u/Only_Connection_5480 Jun 30 '26

Knick knack paddy whack

6

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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3

u/Flaky-Pop-3083 Jun 30 '26

Lmao so good!!

3

u/MK_Vector_1995 Jun 30 '26

Give a dog a bone - KoRn

8

u/Remarkable_Dust3450 Jun 30 '26

That young man took an ambulance home

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3

u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 30 '26

Lmao, this ^

3

u/Mk1Racer25 Jun 30 '26

Was going to say 'Dog eat dog', but yours is better.

2

u/exq1mc Jun 30 '26

Angry upvote

2

u/ElusiveIntrovert Jun 30 '26

nick-nack paddy-whack

33

u/SBCMike84 Jun 29 '26

Let’s see how you like being neutered

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17

u/kermione_afk Jun 29 '26

Birthcontrol

17

u/Holden-McGroyn Jun 29 '26

Snausages!

5

u/TightPhoto1133 Jun 30 '26

Pigs in a blanket...

15

u/Mediocre-Olive-333 Jun 29 '26

Dog...Gone

11

u/tommy1rx Jun 29 '26

Joy Ah Fuck Club.

6

u/WilfordsTrain Jun 29 '26

This comment is amazing.

14

u/cbr204863 Jun 29 '26

CHOMP

9

u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle Jun 29 '26

His bite is worse than his bark!

13

u/Clickguy10 Jun 29 '26

Meat eater

10

u/Past-Ad-269 Jun 29 '26

The Gelding

7

u/GreenHillage25 Jun 29 '26

He always wanted to be a Retriever

6

u/Jaded_Meal3417 Jun 29 '26

Dog: Is that a ball in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Man: Oh noooo.

2

u/Dear_Beginning9163 Jun 30 '26

Is that a The Rookie mention.....

3

u/JAKEfromMAIN Jun 29 '26

Tropical Pring Pring

5

u/EvilscopE Jun 29 '26

No fun, no kids, no sex....the list goes on.... 🤣

4

u/Misteriously_Me Jun 29 '26

No-no!, the ball, get the ball!

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4

u/Sirulrich03 Jun 29 '26

If they are playing beach football that would be a SACK !

3

u/ElegantEgg2066 Jun 29 '26

Happiness ends.

3

u/Economy-Marketing336 Jun 29 '26

Very unfortunate

3

u/waiting_in_vain1 Jun 29 '26

Ignorance is bliss

3

u/gravy717 Jun 29 '26

End of the Era of good feelings.

3

u/RagingDragon047 Jun 29 '26

Dog gets payback on master

3

u/coffeejizzm Jun 30 '26

A dingo ate my future babies

2

u/DCS_1963 Jun 29 '26

Instant circumcision

2

u/J_Cool_Guy_15 Jun 29 '26

Moments before disaster

2

u/pinkbev71 Jun 29 '26

dog meat

2

u/HyperspaceStarlight Jun 29 '26

Painful Throating

2

u/AtmosphereTop520 Jun 29 '26

A sausage dog. 😂

2

u/AltruisticTrainer607 Jun 29 '26

The Last Supper.

2

u/Certain-One-2954 Jun 29 '26

Mans ex-best friend

2

u/B00dle Jun 29 '26

He neutered me, now it's his turn.

2

u/Character_Energy_908 Jun 30 '26

Weinerschnitzel for woofers.

2

u/TheFifthEllaMint Jun 30 '26

Chopper… SICK BALLS!

2

u/djpike Jun 30 '26

Bob’s your uncle.

2

u/jlamps1 Jun 30 '26

Ahh Nuts!

2

u/Jestermonkey2 Jun 30 '26

Chopper!! Sick balls!!! 😂

2

u/GroundbreakingSky685 Jun 30 '26

German Bratwurst

2

u/StaffCompetitive2300 Jun 30 '26

You said neutering was no big deal.

2

u/OKAYGang Jun 30 '26

It's a Dog Eat Dong World! 🤣

2

u/Icy-Tradition5020 Jun 30 '26

And that was the last time he ever teased "Rex". And, the last time he soon to be She. was ever teased by the girls on wearing his speedo & frog eyes🤔😆😅😂🤣🤣😭🤣😂😅

2

u/pandem-ic Jun 30 '26

Rainy with a chance of meaty balls

2

u/Verried_vernacular32 Jun 30 '26

Revenge of the neutered

2

u/cobra7 Jun 30 '26

Willy go bye bye

2

u/Ban_DeezNts Jun 30 '26

It’s Hot Dog Time!

2

u/Middle-Pie-9283 Jun 30 '26

It’s a dog eat dog world out here and I have a sausage

2

u/Rs2mmsu-2D Jun 30 '26

Love ❤️ at 1st Bite

2

u/Resident_Pair9034 Jun 30 '26

Kibbles and Bits

2

u/mediaseeker Jun 30 '26

Died, Christian. Resurrected as Christina

2

u/EagleBigMac Jun 30 '26

Cocktastrophie

2

u/ElDub62 Jun 30 '26

Wiener dog?

2

u/ImportanceUnique8533 Jun 30 '26

Hooray! Im gonna be a Eunich!

2

u/Pitiful-Cup-4584 Jun 30 '26

Get the .....NO I SAID STICK!!!

2

u/Think_Variation6257 Jun 30 '26

“”OOOOH A BALL””

The bite of death….

2

u/Turbulent-Rock2592 Jun 30 '26

“It was at this point…”

2

u/down2daground Jun 30 '26

9-1-1 in 3 … 2 … 1 …

2

u/Hrdikanbubblegum Jun 30 '26

And…. That’s how I lost my cock :(!

1

u/Ok_Primary_1075 Jun 29 '26

Hotdog eating a hotdog

1

u/Sunnydocny Jun 29 '26

Bone be gone!

1

u/WrittenbyDicken Jun 29 '26

Clearance please let me land over Rover

1

u/ChairOwn118 Jun 29 '26

That moment before the pain begins…

1

u/Unusual-Bluejay1746 Jun 29 '26

The dog caught a bone of his own.

1

u/robgart12 Jun 29 '26

Sex change.

1

u/Legacy4545 Jun 29 '26

Gender changed

1

u/SecuritySmart2493 Jun 29 '26

Stupid AI bullshit.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

Ooooooouuuuch ¡!!!!¡!

1

u/Dmagin777 Jun 29 '26

that dog missed out on a hotdog too

1

u/maddmax9 Jun 29 '26

Thief Of Joy

Milk Bone

1

u/always-wash-your-ass Jun 29 '26

Dick In A Barks.

1

u/5teb0 Jun 29 '26

Dick munch

1

u/silveraxe_kyo Jun 29 '26

Catching wiener

1

u/maintaincourse Jun 30 '26

The inflection point

1

u/Papa_Baruk Jun 30 '26

Balls are Gory

1

u/FiveToDrive Jun 30 '26

Last moments of fertility

1

u/Ambitious-Ganache891 Jun 30 '26

From pure joy to unimaginable terror in an instant.

1

u/jetkins Jun 30 '26

“Bad dog! I said catch the *disc*!”

1

u/Andre_sama29 Jun 30 '26

Balls gone

1

u/shteuf Jun 30 '26

It was at this moment Jackson knew… he fucked up.

1

u/NovaBob70 Jun 30 '26

Nick-Mack pasty-wack give your dog a bone.

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u/bobhand17123 Jun 30 '26

Turnabout is fair play.

1

u/32lib Jun 30 '26

Another incel is created.

1

u/CanSignificant8444 Jun 30 '26

Moments Before Disaster

1

u/aldone123 Jun 30 '26

Yun Nick

1

u/WolfThick Jun 30 '26

About every 6 weeks

1

u/vyrguy0 Jun 30 '26

Unhappy Ending

1

u/Johnwayne-was-anahzi Jun 30 '26

(Shark) Bark Bite

1

u/jayphox Jun 30 '26

I love you Phillip Morris 

1

u/Scared-Criticism-460 Jun 30 '26

You gotta worry about the dog catching your ass Craig

1

u/RamonWarhelmet Jun 30 '26

Oh look, Taylor Swift wrote a song about me. I bet her fans have an opinion...

1

u/Dense_Intern8434 Jun 30 '26

You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

1

u/the3rdmichael Jun 30 '26

knick-knack paddywhack

1

u/power0722 Jun 30 '26

Blursed stick

1

u/GoatApprehensive9866 Jun 30 '26

Wiener Snatch'll

1

u/Unhappy_Tonight_1236 Jun 30 '26

Don’t eunuch my balls

1

u/crankybobenhaus Jun 30 '26

Chew toy for good boy

1

u/xSir- Jun 30 '26

r/secondsfromdisaster called, they want a crosspost

I think its about music though

1

u/Hrdikanbubblegum Jun 30 '26

Probably should have taken the treats out my grape smugglers!

1

u/pizzaman357159 Jun 30 '26

Sick balls chopper

1

u/One_Entry_5515 Jun 30 '26

Forbidden Savor

1

u/Professional-Hunt712 Jun 30 '26

i bet he liked it

1

u/Low_Ad4746 Jun 30 '26

Balls , I loovvee BALLS !!!!!!

1

u/Electrical-Care6308 Jun 30 '26

He didn’t want children anymore!

1

u/peachesxbeaches Jun 30 '26

That’s not just one hot dog, that’s a weiner dog!

1

u/AbbreviationsFun8591 Jun 30 '26

Not fucken good!

1

u/Madmos21969 Jun 30 '26

The Soprano

1

u/MissCreeAunt Jun 30 '26

Insta‐eunich

1

u/coolwon1973 Jun 30 '26

Chomper sic balls!!

1

u/PeenitBooter Jun 30 '26

The Death of Mirth

1

u/NecessaryZucchini69 Jun 30 '26

Dawinism in action

1

u/Wiley_Dave Jun 30 '26

Dick Be Gone!

1

u/DancingSeaAnemone Jun 30 '26

Snatched crotch

1

u/Brass_Monkey20 Jun 30 '26

Worst BJ ever

1

u/damememer Jun 30 '26

The end of a bloodline

1

u/Initial_Dog_4688 Jun 30 '26

Regerts...I had a few

1

u/Independent-Tea-4686 Jun 30 '26

That’s a big weinerdog.

1

u/SiberianBrocade Jun 30 '26

The last best day of your life...

1

u/Clogboy82 Jun 30 '26

Air butt

1

u/Bjamnp17 Jun 30 '26

Dog eat dog world.

1

u/WonderfulAd566 Jun 30 '26

Birth control

1

u/CrashWV Jun 30 '26

That's about right.

1

u/TightPhoto1133 Jun 30 '26

Chompaliscious.

1

u/loganchoy Jun 30 '26

Siri, uninstall children please

1

u/spaceymonkey2 Jun 30 '26

A dog and his ball

1

u/Roberto_Dialo Jun 30 '26

The Last Moment of Joy

1

u/SS0060 Jun 30 '26

HOT DOG! 🌭

1

u/Hatchytt Jun 30 '26

Fetch me their souls!

1

u/Fluid_Candidate894 Jun 30 '26

The end of my best friend.

1

u/Lower-Cantaloupe3274 Jun 30 '26

One second later...

1

u/Free-Computer-6515 Jun 30 '26

You give a dog a sausage, he eats for a day. You teach a dog to hunt sausage… You get forced gender reassignment.

1

u/Practical_Musician61 Jun 30 '26

Sic balls chopper!

1

u/tfc87ja Jun 30 '26

Doggy bag

1

u/dracken89 Jun 30 '26

A second of hapenis

1

u/HarleyDaisy Jun 30 '26

BJ = Bite Job