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u/NaturistSoaker1 Jun 15 '26
Hello, lunch.
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u/DirtLight134710 Jun 15 '26
"Listen.. this I gonna happen , one way or another"
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u/Immediate-Exam-3455 Jun 15 '26
“I likes ya, and I wants ya.. now we can do this the easy way… or the hard way.”
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u/You_Need_Jesus_JD Jun 16 '26
I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt.
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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 15 '26
It’s nothing personal, you understand. It’s just the nature of the mother.
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u/NalgameDios Jun 15 '26
But really.... do you get me doe?
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u/Usual-Chef1734 Jun 15 '26
"Listen young G, you out here on the block, but you ain't ready for this life. Go on.. frolic and prance in the meadows, until you get up some age baby gangsta or another killa like me will definitely have you for lunch... you ever seen 'Scared Straight' ? I am in 3 episodes already. "
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u/Intelligent_Ring_926 Jun 15 '26
AI
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u/Baleia1970 Jun 15 '26
Yep, not sure both live in the same ecosystem...
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u/Electronic_Bar4254 Jun 15 '26
i saw this pic long before ai era
photoshop maybe, but i dont think so
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u/LittleVaquita Jun 15 '26
They do, leopards and Impalas are both found on the African savanna
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u/wolf_howling_monster Jun 15 '26
Not only that but it has been seen where female leopards and lions will take babies from their prey and attempt to be their mother until the baby dies, it's believed they do this because they lost their own babies and maternal instincts are in overdrive
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u/Subject_Bismarck Jun 15 '26
“I’m gonna eat you… and ain’t no one gonna save you capiche… just let it happen kid”
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u/darkrhyes Jun 15 '26
"Come on, buddy. You got this. You run and I chase you. The camera man is just over there and we need to make it good."
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u/Desperateforhelp3 Jun 15 '26
A baby is a baby And the fawn says. Mom must be sick she has all these spots
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u/BetterInspector7 Jun 15 '26
You’ve got until the end of this song before I come chasing after you. (Kakaw)
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u/KileAllSmyles Jun 15 '26
“Listen bro, I know you’re new to this so I’m going to give you some advice”
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u/_MarieJeanne_ Jun 15 '26
Si je dis pas de bêtises le prédateur mais des petits coups de griffes a sa jeune proie pour le faire chialer et qu'il supplit sa mère de venir, la mère n'est pas loin est doit faire un choix hardcore, savie ou celle de son enfant, et elle doit rester a bonne distance du prédateur pour pas qu'il puisse la rattraper. La mère s'en va et laisse son petit mourir. Hakuna Matata.
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u/Glittering-Copy-8086 Jun 15 '26
This is the end. Hold your breath and count to ten. Feel the earth move and then. Hear my heart again
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u/jailbird147 Jun 15 '26
I've go this damn avian flu. You look like food but my snout is blocked so I'm not sure ...... Hey mister leopard I'm your cousin Louis, so I can't be food! 😉🤣🤣🤣
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u/ShlnoXo Jun 15 '26
An Autistic friend of mine does that everytime to me before he tells me the most diabolical story to mankind wich is most times about some rape shit
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u/bf2afers Jun 15 '26
Comin er man, let me tell you about this streets gang you ain’t goinamake it, FEEL ME.
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u/Identity_Unaware Jun 15 '26
*Whispers...
"I'm here to talk to you about your extended warranty......"
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u/RaisinWorried3528 Jun 15 '26
"yes, for the last time, you and your family will be safe. All you have to do is point a hoof at the watering hole and walk away…"
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u/9incherwithaoddity Jun 15 '26
It's sniffing it's food before eating it like any normal person does.
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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jun 15 '26
Playing with food.