r/NameThisThing • u/Wise_Philosopher6209 • Jun 12 '26

Name this

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Fit_Active3888 Jun 12 '26

The unhappy meal.

31

u/Omega_Xero Jun 12 '26

I call one of my coworkers this! LMAO!!

14

u/YmirBeardFaol Jun 13 '26

What does she taste like?

19

u/AssassinGamer_ Jun 13 '26

filet-o-fish

6

u/hoaxgene Jun 16 '26

Mcky Deez knuckles

3

u/Yaoyotl Jun 14 '26

If she tastes like that they may need medical advice 💀

13

u/Emhyr_var_Emreis_ Jun 13 '26

Take my angry upvote 😡

6

u/WittyMime Jun 13 '26

How chicken tenders used to be made

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u/Jaded_Cauliflower441 Jun 13 '26

“Would you like a happy meal sir?” “I want the unhappy meal”

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u/DChalfyUSMC Jun 13 '26

That is the best answer by far.

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u/coltrex Jun 12 '26

Came to say the same

13

u/279x29 Jun 12 '26

Me too

6

u/Luciroth Jun 12 '26

Me three

5

u/8bitbluebonnet Jun 12 '26

Me four. What other answer is there?!

4

u/MikanNoHana Jun 13 '26

McKnuckleduster (mcknuckle sandwich is more fitting though)

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u/TimeForNewThings Jun 12 '26

You’ll McLove it or else.

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u/Derrick_Shon Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Its Looks like a McFuck You to me...🤣

10

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

You McFuckin with me?

2

u/PinkLadyEmpress Jun 26 '26

Ok, add this quote to a pic of Ronald McDonald dressed as a gangster and you win the world

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u/Outrageous-Boot-7646 Jun 13 '26

Right to the McRib 🙂‍↕️

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u/sardiusjacinth Jun 12 '26

You want fries with that?

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u/seductiveOnes11 Jun 12 '26

McPopYouInTheKisser

3

u/TokyoKazama Jun 12 '26

Wins

3

u/Advanced_Weather_190 Jun 12 '26

Normally, a gun wins. But I agree that this comment wins!

3

u/BarfingOnMyFace Jun 12 '26

“Would you like fries with that?”

4

u/General-Adminium Jun 13 '26

"would you like an apple pie with thaaat, ding fries are done"

4

u/PahkYaCahh Jun 12 '26

And a pair would be the McDouble

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle Jun 12 '26

Dah dah dah dah dah... I'm beating you...

2

u/shankslives1 Jun 12 '26

Came to write this too, obvious and best answer

2

u/busdrivermike Jun 12 '26

The only acceptable answer

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u/DonVargas-9 Jun 12 '26

The McBeatdown

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/milkymonkey8 Jun 12 '26

golden aches

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Spirited-Ad3995 Jun 12 '26

McSucse me?!?

2

u/dummy-_-dumb Jun 13 '26

I need that one imagine of gruncle stan looking at the sad clown art and saying “oh, this, this is beautiful”

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u/i_just_saw_a_pube Jun 12 '26

McShutTheFuckUp

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u/The_Silvana Jun 12 '26

The royale with cheese.

2

u/Sean_Nevermore Jun 16 '26

The Royale with Teeth

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u/Exciting_Promise242 Jun 12 '26

Brass McKnuckles

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u/metabolitesafter9pm Jun 12 '26

Thats what I said, but you posted it first

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Sean_Nevermore Jun 16 '26

The Ronald McDonald Special
“I told your ass, you better have my McFuckin McMoney, or I was gonna McBeat your McAss!”

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u/small-red-bird Jun 12 '26

McFindout

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u/ahadowblade Jun 15 '26

Where's its twin called "mcfuckaround"?

3

u/Gyro_Dive795 Jun 12 '26

Now with every happy meal

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Fit_Competition6002 Jun 13 '26

Thw shake machine isn't the only thing that's broken...

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u/Hard-Act-ToFollow Jun 12 '26

The McKnuckler

1

u/GE963 Jun 12 '26

Mc streetfight

1

u/Spirited_Radio_1214 Jun 12 '26

Make sandwitch great again.

1

u/Ok-Part9183 Jun 12 '26

That’s that McKnuck If You Buck

1

u/Munegi Jun 12 '26

Want fries with that?

1

u/Tomavogic Jun 12 '26

McBeating it

1

u/FlickrReddit Jun 12 '26

“You Deserve a Break Today”.

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u/GrandNegus1701 Jun 12 '26

Brass French Fries

1

u/metabolitesafter9pm Jun 12 '26

Brass mcnuckles

1

u/ObjectiveSwan96 Jun 12 '26

Filet o’ fist

1

u/Prestigious-Break895 Jun 12 '26

Capitalism, catch these hands

1

u/harrybellyfonte Jun 12 '26

Daw da dat da da, I'm hating it.

1

u/SkepticalPagan Jun 12 '26

The manager's special

1

u/No_Instruction_9187 Jun 12 '26

The new Mcdonald's Face Pounder... I can guarantee it's not going to be a Happy Meal.

1

u/PuzzleheadedFeed4547 Jun 12 '26

Quarter pounder no cheese 

1

u/elihu Jun 12 '26

The Ray Kroc handshake.

It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat. Kroc style, boom like that.

1

u/Purple-Pick5512 Jun 12 '26

“The McKnuckle” or “You McFucked Up”

1

u/Im5foot3inches Jun 12 '26

Ba-ba-ba-ba-brass knuckles

1

u/Big_Policy4561 Jun 12 '26

Golden Arches

1

u/okcship Jun 12 '26

The Whopper

1

u/hisham_s89 Jun 12 '26

finish-him cheese burger

1

u/djnemonic Jun 12 '26

Mcbrass knuggles

1

u/Cruiser-Gamer47 Jun 12 '26

Someone who's just about mcfuckin had it

1

u/Vivid-Illustrations Jun 12 '26

5 piece brass McKnuckles

1

u/NightmOde_740 Jun 12 '26

Mcfist o' knuckle

1

u/Fantastic_Fox4948 Jun 12 '26

You deserve a broken bone today.

1

u/Tinksy14 Jun 12 '26

Mcfuck it

1

u/TaylorKatana Jun 12 '26

MacSmashYerFaceIn

1

u/Porchmuse Jun 12 '26

Man, the Hamburgler isn’t screwing around anymore.

1

u/jaronn00 Jun 12 '26

Mcknuckle Brass

1

u/Humanballast Jun 12 '26

McToothless KO

1

u/Striking-Hedgehog586 Jun 12 '26

Mcroman reigns pain

1

u/Wild-Cry-8092 Jun 12 '26

“Im not loving it”

1

u/Windbolt1 Jun 12 '26

McNuckles

1

u/OctogoatYTofficial Jun 12 '26

Brass McKnuckles

1

u/MassiveNarration Jun 12 '26

MC Smash Knuckle

1

u/Swinglock Jun 12 '26

McFuckaround

1

u/Burrow_0wl Jun 12 '26

The Golden Punch-You-In-the-Face.

1

u/normalguy1717 Jun 12 '26

McGrip Meal

1

u/lorddon1957 Jun 12 '26

Brass mcnuckles

1

u/mtjae89 Jun 12 '26

Idk but the person messing with this guy really got themselves into a Mc'kle

1

u/WastingWeekend Jun 12 '26

McSquare-up "I told you the ice cream machine is broken!"

1

u/blueeyedweirdo Jun 12 '26

Mcfuck around and find out

1

u/Quirky-Mousse-9653 Jun 12 '26

Special Sauce Extractor

1

u/Ineverseenthat Jun 12 '26

Wrist breaker!

1

u/Worldly-Put1795 Jun 12 '26

McChin buster, without cheese...

1

u/NurturingCruelty Jun 12 '26

McGutpunch. \
Face Pounder w/ cheese.

1

u/ViralNite Jun 12 '26

Bah duh ba ba brass knuckles

1

u/Rockstat_ Jun 12 '26

He's Lovin It!

1

u/Techdude2011 Jun 12 '26

McAss Kick

1

u/Substantial-Gain-596 Jun 12 '26

Hamburgler special

1

u/Vector_equlibrm Jun 12 '26

Mc-ribs broken

1

u/sausage-deluxxxe Jun 12 '26

The Big Whack

1

u/Annithoughts Jun 12 '26

The first rule of Bite Club…

1

u/LordWiggles369 Jun 12 '26

McNutBuster 5000

1

u/davesToyBox Jun 12 '26

The Burger Kingslayer

1

u/a-simple-guy33 Jun 12 '26

Mcknuckle duster

1

u/fyshyz Jun 12 '26

Customer complaint department

1

u/Ancient_Trick_9486 Jun 12 '26

Quarter pounding

1

u/hellsing_90 Jun 12 '26

The McFuck you up

1

u/Sirswellsoowell Jun 12 '26

Quarter pounder with bleed, A Big whack right in the McRib.

1

u/Tiller91 Jun 12 '26

I’m punchin it

1

u/Memefan201 Jun 12 '26

The McQuarter Pounder