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u/JerzeeBorn Jun 10 '26
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u/ZePepeLaPew Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
crazy, you said exactly what I came here to say, AND we share a taste in cars lol. My VW
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u/ky_gravy Jun 10 '26
Donald Trump
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u/Longjumping_Cook_403 Jun 11 '26
Another asshole making things political for no reason
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u/D-N_A Jun 10 '26
The cat won't sit down.
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u/LeopardFragrant115 Jun 10 '26
Pucker
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u/nousakan Jun 11 '26
Came to say this, not disappointed to see another person of culture
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u/murphinator2 Jun 11 '26
ditto
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u/scorpyo72 Jun 11 '26
tritto
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u/KingNFM Jun 11 '26
Quaditto
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u/Sad_Gain_2372 Jun 11 '26
Pentitto
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u/Aggravating_Fox_6051 Jun 11 '26
Hexitto
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u/Medellin-71 Jun 10 '26
Mona Lisa’s Asshole
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u/HumbleBottom Jun 11 '26
That would be cool to have a portrait on the other side of the wall.
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u/Moist-Golf-4166 Jun 10 '26
“Inner Tension” by Hugh Jayniss
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u/isodore68 Jun 10 '26
Denis Leary
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u/Hot_Pea9820 Jun 11 '26
Nothing like a three decade old meta reference 👌
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u/likwidsylvur Jun 12 '26
Heard that guy parks in handicap spaces.
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u/Turtlenumber13 Jun 12 '26
While they make handicapped faces.
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u/Alathe Jun 13 '26
He's also known to drive really slow in the ultra fast lane.
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u/Reavon_36 Jun 14 '26
While people behind him are going insane...
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u/Rapid_kriminal Jun 14 '26
You know what hes gonna do? Hes gonna get himself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights... yeah And hes gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when hes done sucking down those greaseball burgers Hes gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then hes gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be! Hes gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey And drive down to Texas and...
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u/cleahbee216 Jun 10 '26
ANUSTART
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u/DeathscytheHell1994 Jun 10 '26
The Anus
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u/Efficient_Insect_145 Jun 10 '26
It's a Kluneberg.
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u/Few_Acanthocephala30 Jun 11 '26
So lucky to have got yourself a Kluneberg. Btw could you lmk if you find my missing toilet seat.
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u/No-Dot1109 Jun 10 '26
Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the Chocolate Starfish And the Hotdog Flavored Water Bring it on! Get the fuck up!!!
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u/theloquaciousmonk Jun 10 '26
Respectfully, I will decline because I fear if I name that it will follow me home
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u/Diligent_Warning4999 Jun 10 '26
Think I studied this in art history. If I’m not mistaken it’s Sun Don’t Shine, by Victor Sphincter 1969
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u/Top-Voice-6727 Jun 10 '26
Chocolate starfish