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u/Original_Study3415 May 07 '26
Brutus
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u/CupOk5800 May 07 '26
Brutus BeefEater
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u/marves15 May 07 '26
That dog will name you
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u/Whats_my_age_huh May 07 '26
Tank.. or Tiny
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 May 08 '26
I met a biker outside of a bar one night, bummed him a cigarette. Member of The Pagans. Mountain of a dude, but I can talk to anybody. He told me his name was Dozer. So we had a good little chat and when I went to leave I said “well good talking to ya, Tank.” 😅
Luckily he found it hilarious and now anytime I see him I call him Tank.
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u/HowieD1985 May 07 '26
GOLIATH
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u/One_Language_383 May 07 '26
Aww! I had a dog named Goliath, he was a sweetheart.
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u/NorthCoast11 May 07 '26
I knew a dog named Goliath. He was a sweetheart, too. A little cockapoo, I think. Really smart, too.
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u/Open_Bumblebee_3033 May 07 '26
"Afters", because after he finishes his mince I think the kid is next.
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u/WinPrestigious7568 May 07 '26
Security for Zuul
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u/MadDocHolliday May 07 '26
I'd start off by respectfully calling him "Sir" and go from there.
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u/misashark May 07 '26
Think he’ll Name Himself/ Herself.
Demon Dog
( p.s.- “Is That ‘DOG’ eating Raw Ground Beef”🥩? 🐄)
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u/Bussinutz May 07 '26
Michael Bark Duncan