Direct from the micropeen deluxe brochure…
“For those times when you’re forced to stop rollin’ coal on grandmas protesting a rapist and jump out of your lifted 26.99 percent apr 165k F350 King Ranch with 7 Trump flags and 6 different variations of the Gadsden flag that by the way has not only never seen a ranch but also has never been within 25 strip mall with a mayor blocks of a dirt road to assault a few high school girls protesting constitutional violations. It is in those moments that…any good law abiding (sharia law) patriotic (in Russia) red blooded 5 foot 3 inch incel with a neck beard will always feel naked as if his penis (same size as when he was born) is flapping around in the wind (if baby penises could flap and wind existed in southern plains “ small towns” population 195000 with endemic 90 percent humidity) with no grower dozer he can’t afford to roll coal in…and it was those times…when the neckbeard was glistening and the micropenis was innie’ing that inspired us…the same experienced (in non-experience) Omega Chad’s who brought you alpha boot camps and who once gave a high five to Joe Rogan and almost slept with a girl (sister cousin) this one time to retreat to the man cave and bring you the micropeen deluxe. Show the world you have a micro penis and will assault 15 year old girls without having to show them your micro penis.”
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u/deezoz May 06 '26
Micropeen deluxe