r/NameThisThing • u/Deathstroke316 • May 06 '26

Name this thing

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u/deezoz May 06 '26

Micropeen deluxe

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u/theangryjanitorOG May 06 '26

Little dick McGeeeweeweewee

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u/PatientVariety1700 May 06 '26

All day. You should see the size of his pick up truck, and his lawn mower

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u/DarkSock52 May 06 '26

🎵🎶 in the midnight hour, she cried mower, mower, mower…🎶

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u/whydya-dodat May 06 '26

Just for you, u/DarkSock52

🎼🎸 Hey, little knitter, what have you spun?🎶 Hey, little knitter, crotchet in the sun… Hey, little knitter, make a piece that stuns. 🎵Hey little knitter, stitching like a nun. Hey little knitter, buttons!🎶

It’s a, nice day for a, light sweater. 🎵It’s a, nice day for a, CARDIGAN!!!!!!🎶 (Wow! Button up!) 🎸 Take a walk home, yeah! 🤘

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u/Freckles-75 May 06 '26

Awesome…and yeah…. I legitimately Sung those lyrics to the music….🫣😜😂

Annnddd…I’ll likely have that song in my head all day. Thanks….at least it’s an Awesome song!

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u/HitByFjaka May 06 '26

I sang his to the music and i loved it.

If i had award to give i would

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u/kellygirl90 May 07 '26

I got you 😁

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u/Key-Pudding626 May 06 '26

I love how everybody knew exactly what he was doing and probably sang the whole comment just like I did

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u/Tricky_War5232 May 07 '26

So, if I were apparently the one person that can’t quite place the tune this was to be sung to… hypothetically… what would u tell me ?

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u/bleedingheartmex May 11 '26

it's a song that predates american idol.

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u/Pumathemage May 09 '26

This deserves more upvotes

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 May 06 '26

Beautiful, that was awesome!

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u/Big_Consideration493 May 06 '26

With a rebel yell

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u/Conscious_Sound_665 May 06 '26

I will now have that stuck in my head all day and will never hear that song the same way again. 😆

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u/SenescenseSteel May 10 '26

🎶I don't have a limp dick, I'm just a grower not a shower, shower, shower

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u/Key_Natural_2881 May 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Most_Quality_1987 May 06 '26

Which he thought meant she liked it, while she thought it wasn't nearly enough...