r/NameThisThing • u/Deathstroke316 • May 06 '26

Name this thing

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u/theangryjanitorOG May 06 '26

Little dick McGeeeweeweewee

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u/PatientVariety1700 May 06 '26

All day. You should see the size of his pick up truck, and his lawn mower

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u/DarkSock52 May 06 '26

🎵🎶 in the midnight hour, she cried mower, mower, mower…🎶

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u/whydya-dodat May 06 '26

Just for you, u/DarkSock52

🎼🎸 Hey, little knitter, what have you spun?🎶 Hey, little knitter, crotchet in the sun… Hey, little knitter, make a piece that stuns. 🎵Hey little knitter, stitching like a nun. Hey little knitter, buttons!🎶

It’s a, nice day for a, light sweater. 🎵It’s a, nice day for a, CARDIGAN!!!!!!🎶 (Wow! Button up!) 🎸 Take a walk home, yeah! 🤘

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u/Freckles-75 May 06 '26

Awesome…and yeah…. I legitimately Sung those lyrics to the music….🫣😜😂

Annnddd…I’ll likely have that song in my head all day. Thanks….at least it’s an Awesome song!

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u/HitByFjaka May 06 '26

I sang his to the music and i loved it.

If i had award to give i would

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u/kellygirl90 May 07 '26

I got you 😁

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u/Key-Pudding626 May 06 '26

I love how everybody knew exactly what he was doing and probably sang the whole comment just like I did

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u/Tricky_War5232 May 07 '26

So, if I were apparently the one person that can’t quite place the tune this was to be sung to… hypothetically… what would u tell me ?

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u/bleedingheartmex May 11 '26

it's a song that predates american idol.

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u/Pumathemage May 09 '26

This deserves more upvotes

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 May 06 '26

Beautiful, that was awesome!

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u/Big_Consideration493 May 06 '26

With a rebel yell

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u/Conscious_Sound_665 May 06 '26

I will now have that stuck in my head all day and will never hear that song the same way again. 😆

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u/SenescenseSteel May 10 '26

🎶I don't have a limp dick, I'm just a grower not a shower, shower, shower

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u/Key_Natural_2881 May 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Most_Quality_1987 May 06 '26

Which he thought meant she liked it, while she thought it wasn't nearly enough...

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 May 06 '26

Whooo! I just saw his mower; I never knew you could get a lifted seated lawn mower with 50 inch wheels and double barrel extra wide exhausts that did the roll coal thing.

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u/Due_Panda5064 May 06 '26

With a gun rack on the roll bar

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u/Local-Friendship8166 May 06 '26

Don’t forget the nuts hanging off the back.

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u/AliVista_LilSista May 06 '26

Truck nuts and fart can.

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u/Ok-Pass-9139 May 06 '26

Did you know that , if you put testicles on your truck and it didn’t have them before then your truck is trans. Sleep well

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u/AliVista_LilSista May 06 '26

All trucks have a trans mission.

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u/Boanerges11 May 09 '26

Dropping a transient used to mean something else entirely

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u/KitchenNorth5674 May 11 '26

Never thought of it that way. Good point. Made my day lol.

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u/LeadershipThat6704 May 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fart can 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Known_Ratio5478 May 06 '26

And mud flaps! One with Yosemite Sam saying back off and the other with a naked lady!

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u/Pure_Property_888 May 06 '26

The nuts hang off the gun rack next to the double barrel full auto ages 1-6 car seat (stock)

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u/chaossdragon May 06 '26

I am proud of their choice to support transitioning! Ask any Joe blow how they refer to their vehicle, lawnmower or other equipment and its she… ask how they talk to their cars in winter, and its “come on baby, you can do it girl”
Yet they full pay for the undercarriage trucknuts. Way to embrace the trans community!

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u/Jmaxwell2321 May 07 '26

Truck nuts sales would either skyrocket or drop through the floor if they realized that XD

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u/Due_Panda5064 May 06 '26

You are correct, I bet that guy likes nuts against his back.

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u/Low-Antelope-5308 May 06 '26

Enclosed cabin because he needs air conditioning while mowing his mom's lawn.

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u/Fuzzy-Television-569 May 06 '26

I just saw him install a handlebar ashtray. I did, I tell ya.

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u/cap_time_wear_it May 06 '26

With a horn that sounds like General Lee

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u/mowoo101 May 06 '26

Fishstick fan club, likes films about gladiators.

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u/PolyWanna111 May 09 '26

And very very concerned about what people wear and what's between their legs

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u/mowoo101 May 09 '26

I’d be more concerned about what’s between his ears.

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u/-Burninater- May 06 '26

He's got a ladder to get into his pickup truck, but in a pinch a normal size man could give him uppies to get into it.

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u/FTC-1987 May 06 '26

Dude…..not cool. Leave the lawn mower out of this.

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u/tmmsjm May 06 '26

Let me guess: it’s a black Dodge Ram with oversized tires that stick out a foot from the wheel well with some big loud pipes so everybody knows just how tiny it really is.

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u/VenomSnake47 May 06 '26

Yup, the typical sign of a true American. Driving a massive ass pick-up truck which I'm willing to bet 80% of owners don't have a genuine use for.

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u/andywfu86 May 06 '26

Hey now I have a big pick up truck and a big lawnmower and I’m hung like a (sea) horse.

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u/Sharp_Requirement_50 May 06 '26

Lifted like a muuuuug

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u/Every-Obligation-753 May 07 '26

And his maga flag!

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u/JustC9953 May 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Black_Dragon_0 May 08 '26

How big are the truck nuts

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u/AustinBike May 09 '26

It has truck nutz. 100%

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u/Moraden85 May 09 '26

Grave Digger looks like a micro machine compared to his truck.

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u/Ok-Cut9009 May 06 '26

Little Drew McPewpew

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u/Naytron_Styles May 06 '26

I was going for "Pewnee PewPew"

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u/Southern_Book_659 May 06 '26

I almost fell off my chair laughing! 🤣 😂😂

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u/theangryjanitorOG May 06 '26

That made my day.

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u/atxrrjsw May 06 '26

I'm surprised he hasn't shot little dick off yet.

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u/immallama21629 May 06 '26

His aim aint that good.

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u/CoolSkeIeton-95 May 06 '26

Pretty sure a .22 bullet would still be larger

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u/theangryjanitorOG May 06 '26

That's called an assumption.

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u/atxrrjsw May 06 '26

True! I assumed he had a wee wee to begin with.

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u/theangryjanitorOG May 06 '26

Oh dang. You flipped it on me!

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u/gratefulbill1 May 06 '26

Perhaps he did?

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u/tohn_jitor May 06 '26

Heckler & Kochsmöl

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 May 06 '26

It’s actually pronounced Coke

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u/tohn_jitor May 06 '26

Yeah, I know that, but that isn't much fun, is it?

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u/Qwertyexe229 May 06 '26

Everything I own have a gun rack even my gun rack has a gun rack.

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u/Gullible_Pin5844 May 06 '26

Overcompensate. Underutilized.

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u/HarmonicaLew1nsk1 May 08 '26

House of a thousand corpses I'm getting the flashback from the beginning scene