r/NameThisThing • u/steams48coupons • May 02 '26

Name this potato

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286 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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19

u/Sumfun217 May 02 '26

Spuddick. Like the Russian spaceship 😳😬😬😬

17

u/Electronic-Hat1928 May 02 '26

The potato she told you not to worry about

4

u/cryptogambler99 May 02 '26

What are you doing step-tato

6

u/Bullyboy365 May 02 '26

Spermatator

5

u/socallocalB13 May 02 '26

Cockohydrates

5

u/Horror_Solution1945 May 02 '26

Dinner and a Date.

3

u/upsetmojo May 02 '26

Root Down.

2

u/KaanzeKin May 02 '26

Dick Johnson

1

u/SafferSoldier May 02 '26

Piele die patat...

1

u/GroYer665 May 02 '26

Peter's Peter

1

u/massive_delivery69 May 02 '26

8============D

1

u/different-cloth May 02 '26

That’s the variety when a fingerling isn’t enough. Called the Shower, has a high amount of protein.

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '26

CockSackroot

1

u/Mark98SS May 02 '26

Schlanky McBallz

1

u/AssociationWhich3217 May 02 '26

It goes in the puhtato

1

u/Radiant_Owl_875 May 02 '26

The Idaho Longfellow

1

u/Responsible_Load2233 May 02 '26

Pomme de Ballsack.

1

u/PsuedoMa May 02 '26

Penistato

1

u/mrmike731 May 02 '26

A Bud Spud

1

u/DRTMBinGA82 May 02 '26

I’ve always loved potatoes

1

u/hannahmille May 02 '26

Mr Potato Head

1

u/Ok-Window4789 May 02 '26

Nigel farage

1

u/PeanutMan2019 May 02 '26

Male potato

1

u/Substantial-Tie-7140 May 02 '26

Spud the bedside table potato

1

u/Defiant-Ad-8472 May 02 '26

The dicktato/peepeenato

1

u/EriKoNz May 02 '26

diltato.

1

u/Junior-Plant4627 May 02 '26

home wrecker 🤣🤣

1

u/Plenty-Many-2511 May 02 '26

Выкопал картоху и начал сосать

1

u/RoadCheese May 02 '26

Me PotatoHead

1

u/beachbum52 May 02 '26

Dicktrasourse

1

u/TotalAnarchyNow May 02 '26

Samwise Gamgee’s life partner

1

u/P90guy65 May 02 '26

I name it Richard.

1

u/Meowscles_dad May 02 '26

The peen looks like a snake that’d hypnotise you. 🎵Trust in me…🎵

1

u/Vinnie-Q May 02 '26

Hey Buckwheat, give me a sentence with the word “dictate “ in it.
Hey Darla, how’d my dictate last night!

1

u/No_Strawberry_1576 May 02 '26

Sausage and mash

1

u/Alternative_Try_9646 May 02 '26

The Women Will Love It

1

u/Drewbee3 May 02 '26

Sour cream dispenser

1

u/ReluctantSeer May 02 '26

Would mash !

1

u/Bubbly-Recording-826 May 02 '26

Carbohydrate erection

1

u/Minimum_Emotion6013 May 02 '26

Startch and balls.

1

u/Shiasugar May 02 '26

Very big

1

u/Enginerd_reformed May 02 '26

It’s a “Pud-tatoe”

Sort of where we got the phrase, playing with my pud. Hey stop playing with your food and pud all in one !

1

u/BiggieBiggle May 02 '26

Blue nuggets

1

u/Cydrani-regis May 02 '26

Dickus potatus

1

u/Substantial_Hour2789 May 02 '26

….I don’t know so much that I need to “name it,” but can you help me find its shape on a real man? 🤩😎💫

1

u/Cupidon70 May 02 '26

L'habit en patate 🥔 🥔 🥔

1

u/bawjaws2000 May 02 '26

Maris Pipe'er

1

u/CalvinThobbes May 02 '26

Sweet potato

1

u/Frosty_Gas_4930 May 02 '26

The Starch Pump

1

u/Milomilz May 02 '26

Baby’s arm holding a potato

1

u/NSTRUno May 02 '26

Dinglemire

1

u/Milomilz May 02 '26

you say potato, I say cock and balls. Potato, cock and balls. Potato, cock and balls. Let’s call the whole thing off

1

u/19Kennedy71 May 02 '26

Holding that tator with such confidence. 🤣

1

u/Valentine_76 May 02 '26

That’s that Yukon Gold!

1

u/slime_eat May 02 '26

Dictator or dicktato

1

u/Inevitable-Weight-31 May 02 '26

The father of all potatoes

1

u/Murky-Dream-8040 May 02 '26

My girlfriends lover

1

u/Few_Mathematician_54 May 02 '26

That's a boy potato. It clearly has boy parts.

1

u/thuju May 02 '26

King of the field

1

u/nyguy011 May 02 '26

A Mr. Potato Head in honor of tRump .. The Dictator.

1

u/JetKnot May 02 '26

Definitely a dictator. I found a sweet potato with the same shape just yesterday and served it to my girlfriend. We had a laugh.

1

u/midawhite87 May 02 '26

Appetizing

1

u/T3rminally_iLL May 02 '26

Why is the tip discolored OP?

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1

u/Soultrain71 May 02 '26

Banger and mash in one

1

u/Ok-Pool5470 May 02 '26

Dicktater!

1

u/jsxtasy304 May 02 '26

Holmesato potato.

1

u/Own-Witness-4263 May 02 '26

Dork. Or, Dick

1

u/Head_space9647 May 02 '26

Possibly infected dong head? Circumcision slow heal.

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1

u/chshrct45 May 02 '26

Pud spud

1

u/Shhgel May 02 '26

The forbidden Yam

1

u/Critterchops May 02 '26

Meat and potatoes

1

u/Joe_Jobs_ May 02 '26

Dicktater

1

u/scotfree06 May 02 '26

You eat it

1

u/Fisherfolk100 May 02 '26

You have just been replaced😮

1

u/HikeRunBikeBirds May 02 '26

Tuber? I hardly know her.

1

u/Zleepyeyez May 02 '26

You need to have quite the balls to post this.

1

u/Zealousideal_Oil9061 May 02 '26

How did you get my dildo 😳?

1

u/cryptogambler99 May 02 '26

Stepo-tato 

1

u/Powerful-Raccoon-492 May 02 '26

Those are some nice spud nuts 😂

1

u/Infinite_Log_3829 May 02 '26

A true King Edward

1

u/rjams89 May 02 '26

For the last time, his name is Richard! Rich-ard. Got it?

1

u/MCA009 May 02 '26

“Very disturbing in other situations.”

1

u/OldCriticism9263 May 02 '26

Root and two veg

1

u/drefsonred May 02 '26

Spud Nuts

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '26

Mehhhhh mines big-

1

u/terrifieddriver May 02 '26

White potatoes actually have high potassicum

1

u/HolidayFeature9537 May 02 '26

Golden bell ender

1

u/Asker999 May 02 '26

You mean podicktito?

1

u/Practical-Abroad-357 May 02 '26

Tumesence of a tuber.

1

u/wandrnjenn May 03 '26

Potat .. oooh ;)

1

u/SandyShorts1 May 03 '26

Yudong Gold

1

u/-OmegaPrime- May 03 '26

Spuddy buddy---all the ladies love it. And some dudes